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The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

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  • #3782
    and still ricky villa
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,164 ✭✭✭and still ricky villa


    Autosport wrote: »
    Was Paris in school :D

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  • #3783
    retalivity
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,952 ✭✭✭✭retalivity


    Heard a 'Dash' in blanch shopping centre yday.


  • #3784
    ZeroThreat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,287 ✭✭✭ZeroThreat


    I knew a gent called Ulick McGee once.


  • #3785
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    ZeroThreat wrote: »
    I knew a gent called Ulick McGee once.

    Ah sure there's one of him in every town.


  • #3786
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,335 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    ZeroThreat wrote: »
    I knew a gent called Ulick McGee once.

    He's best mates with Ben Dover and Phil McCracken.

    I'm partial to your abracadabra,

    I'm raptured by the joy of it all.



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  • #3787
    Glenster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,626 ✭✭✭Glenster


    Lyle is a pretty ropey name.

    also Fergus for the exact opposite reason


  • #3788
    tupenny
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,439 ✭✭✭tupenny


    retalivity wrote: »
    Heard a 'Dash' in blanch shopping centre yday.


    Dash is pretty great though?! I'd never call my kid that but Dash is great!
    A work colleague called her son ferdia. . Genuinely thought she was messing. . Also thought another colleague was joking when she blabbed on about what a great name it is. I feel like she's still taking the piss


  • #3789
    tupenny
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,439 ✭✭✭tupenny


    Cathal though




    Let's all cough up phlegm


  • #3790
    Means Of Escape
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,897 ✭✭✭Means Of Escape


    Breffni


  • #3791
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    GoneHome wrote: »
    Ok a girl I know called her son Ferdia, I know it's Irish but my god it sounds like a foot disease, I also heard a recent one 'Jaxon' that will be nice at school "Jaxon Murphy"

    *I changed the surname but it's not far off

    Man of God, Fear Dia.

    I love the Tain tales. I always wished that Ferdia had won and not that bender CuChullain.


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  • #3792
    Filmer Paradise
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,342 ✭✭✭Filmer Paradise


    Glenster wrote: »
    Lyle is a pretty ropey name.

    also Fergus for the exact opposite reason


    Yeah Fergus/Feargal were real nothing names back in the day.

    The more modern equivalent would be Aaron.

    They don't even sit well with most Irish surnames.

    Those names are a complete vacuum.


  • #3793
    Patty O Furniture
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,133 ✭✭✭Patty O Furniture


    Juniper is one name, that was unforgettable!


  • #3794
    ross191
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14 ✭ross191


    "Harrison" people believe they are from LA.

    "Dexter" it gets worse....

    "Ella" -


  • #3795
    corner of hells
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,437 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »
    GoneHome wrote: »
    Ok a girl I know called her son Ferdia, I know it's Irish but my god it sounds like a foot disease, I also heard a recent one 'Jaxon' that will be nice at school "Jaxon Murphy"

    *I changed the surname but it's not far off

    Man of God, Fear Dia.

    I love the Tain tales. I always wished that Ferdia had won and not that bender CuChullain.

    I'm nearly after pissing meself reading that comment about CuChullain.


  • #3796
    Surreptitious
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,130 ✭✭✭Surreptitious


    Tristum.
    He was living in the UK and was a right twat. He thought he was from Oasis and used to walk like them randomly down the street plus had exactly the same hairstyle.


  • #3797
    fussyonion
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,821 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    Jax.
    Layton.
    Esme.
    Trudy.
    Wesley.


  • #3798
    This Fat Girl Runs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,776 ✭✭✭This Fat Girl Runs


    Zeppelin
    Arrow

    They're twins.


  • #3799
    Wossack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,922 ✭✭✭Wossack


    This Fat Girl Runs wrote: »
    Zeppelin
    Arrow

    They're twins.

    the complete A - Z of terrible names


  • #3800
    Cortina_MK_IV
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,350 ✭✭✭Cortina_MK_IV


    This Fat Girl Runs wrote: »
    Zeppelin
    Arrow

    They're twins.
    Luckily they'll be babies forever. Imagine they had to grow up and go to school and poor Zeppy is overweight and Arrow might not be the sharpest arrow in the quiver.


  • #3801
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    tupenny wrote: »
    Really hate the name Cathal.
    Just sounds like a sound.. an ugly sound *coughcoughcawhl*
    tupenny wrote: »
    Cathal though

    Let's all cough up phlegm


    Yeah seeing as we're into the usual anti-Irish ethnic stereotypes being belched out, and thanked, by the usual cultural cringe suspects I much prefer all those nasal-sounding,snortled English names like Harry, Charles, George, David, Jack and John. Oh the sweet, dulcet, mellifluous civilised tones of the Queen's English, old chap. Snortle.



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  • #3802
    Kintarō Hattori
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,085 ✭✭✭✭Kintarō Hattori


    I heard Mason yesterday in Balbriggan........ BALBRIGGAN of all places.


  • #3803
    [Deleted User]
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    Surreptitious wrote: »
    Tristum.

    It sounds like one of the many depressingly undereducated attempts at avoiding a correct spelling. In this case, the historic Tristan of late medieval Tristan and Iseult fame. Although, this is felicitous.


  • #3804
    erica74
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,618 ✭✭✭erica74


    On the topic of Irish names - if anyone watches Catastrophe, they name one of the children Muireann and the piss taking over the name is really funny :pac:


  • #3805
    and still ricky villa
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,164 ✭✭✭and still ricky villa


    Heard at any Easter egg hunt over the weekend:

    Caspian


  • #3806
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Carter was up visiting his father in the prison yesterday. Do you know who's coming up next week? Jarren. Jarren is coming up next week. Jarren. JARREN. Is that a boy or a girl? I haven't the foggiest but I almost openly sniggered when I heard the name. Fcuking Jarren.


  • #3807
    Conall Cernach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,976 ✭✭✭Conall Cernach


    Omackeral wrote: »
    Carter was up visiting his father in the prison yesterday. Do you know who's coming up next week? Jarren. Jarren is coming up next week. Jarren. JARREN. Is that a boy or a girl? I haven't the foggiest but I almost openly sniggered when I heard the name. Fcuking Jarren.
    I know a girl who named her son Jairon.


  • #3808
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Conall Cernach wrote: »
    I know a girl who named her son Jairon.

    How do you say that? Jay-ron or Joy-ron. It's always J names isn't it. Jaxon, Jayden, Jarren, Jarrell, Jairon, Jayce... and that's just the boys.


  • #3809
    paddydone1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 65 ✭✭paddydone1


    Fionn
    Fanny
    Yasmiff


  • #3810
    Balmed Out
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,738 ✭✭✭Balmed Out


    paddydone1 wrote: »
    Fionn
    Fanny
    Yasmiff

    Cant see anything wrong with Fionn, I remember years back every morning on the Inca trail we would have strawberry jam with breakfast. The brand was Fanny so it was a red jar labelled fanny jam.


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  • #3811
    ibarelycare
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    The majority of this person's grandchildren have awful names...

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