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The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

cantdecide

...because I think I can beat them all. I swear I considered strangling the poor little bugger to death for his own good. Sit down. Calmly take a deep breath and prepare yourself...

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Emma and Liam are the only acceptable ones in that photo. The rest sound like colours of paint you'd get at B&Q or minor airports in the Nevada/New Mexico area.

Speedsie

ibarelycare wrote: »

The majority of this person's grandchildren have awful names...

Who would call a child 'Cage'????

PARlance

Speedsie wrote: »

Who would call a child 'Cage'????

I'm guessing the same type of person who also called their child Maddox.

What's the bet that Liam & Emma are brother and sister with no other siblings.

and still ricky villa

That bee can't roll for sh!t

Cortina_MK_IV

Speedsie wrote: »

Who would call a child 'Cage'????

Charlie Bird?

Actually I was thinking someone that likes Nicolas Cage but of course you can't call him Nicolas so it has to be Cage even though it isn't even his real name.

and still ricky villa

I was at the zoo yesterday. It'll take a while to recover

One that stuck out was brothers (presumably) called Clayyyyyyyyyinn and Nayyyyyyinn

weemcd

Moffat
Kaci

NoviGlitzko

Matilda!

TheDavester

Cheryl Cole and yer mano from one direction called their kid Bear...ffs Now your going to have a lot of skangers calling their kids that now

Noveight

Know of a young lad named Rayane even though it's pronounced as plain old Ryan. Ffs.

LynnGrace

Heard Savannah and Ontario recently...
Couldn't wait to post on this thread, tbh.

Mountainsandh

Shanice

Torin.

Torin reminds me of RedBull.

cantdecide

Omackeral wrote: »

How do you say that? Jay-ron or Joy-ron. It's always J names isn't it. Jaxon, Jayden, Jarren, Jarrell, Jairon, Jayce... and that's just the boys.

I have a buddy who's one of seven siblings and they all have a name starting with J. Their mam's name begins with J too!!

LordSutch

Balmed Out wrote: »

... I remember years back every morning on the Inca trail we would have strawberry jam with breakfast. The brand was Fanny so it was a red jar labelled fanny jam.

In some countries you can also get Ghee (a type of butter), which might have tasted very nice when spread with your jam ... on a croissant.

Fanny is a funny old name, with one meaning here & a different meaning there, whilst also being the pet name for Francis, I think?

snor

Fanny McGee - now that would be a name!:)

BattleCorp

snor wrote: »

Fanny McGee - now that would be a name!:)

Or Ulick McGee or Ulick Cox.

Ciaran_B

weemcd wrote: »

Moffat
Kaci

A moffat of tea?

Gravelly

There's a primary school in Limerick that has 3 Shakira's in one class, all of whom are cousins. One of the Shakira's has a little sister called Lady Gaga.

sligojoek

Laobhaoise, pronounced Lee-sha.

BattleCorp

sligojoek wrote: »

Laobhaoise, pronounced Lee-sha.

How the fcuk do you get Lee-sha from that?

ciaradx

sligojoek wrote: »

Laobhaoise, pronounced Lee-sha.

That's not the worst name tbh, it's the Irish for Louise.
Sometimes spelled Laoise, or pronounced as Laveesha.

ibarelycare

BattleCorp wrote: »

How the fcuk do you get Lee-sha from that?

People love throwing redundant letters into Irish names to make them more obnoxious. Laoise is a beautiful name, spelling it like "Laoghaise/Laobhaise" is ridiculous.

Other similar examples are:

Caoilfhionn -> Caoilinn
Maedbh -> Maebh
Caoimhseach -> I don't know any other version of this but I just thought I'd throw it in there cos I hate it :pac:

And before any Gaelgeoirs attack me, I know some of the above are the more traditional spellings, but that doesn't mean I can't complain about them

Cee-Jay-Cee

Gravelly wrote: »

There's a primary school in Limerick that has 3 Shakira's in one class, all of whom are cousins. One of the Shakira's has a little sister called Lady Gaga.

No doubt all members of the mobile fraternity. Classy bunch of folk!

Kimbot

Naming your child Bear...... now thats just nuts!

jobbridge4life

Cee-Jay-Cee wrote: »

No doubt all members of the mobile fraternity. Classy bunch of folk!

Not as classy as ignorant stereotypes.:rolleyes:

LordSutch

sligojoek wrote: »

Laobhaoise, pronounced Lee-sha.

To close to Lebanese for my liking.

Gravelly

jobbridge4life wrote: »

Not as classy as ignorant stereotypes.:rolleyes:

To be fair, he is correct in this case.

FrPhelimYoung

I was walking along a street in Galway at the weekend an overheard this English accent calling out "Saxon!!! Put that down Saxon!!!". Turned around and was expecting to see a dog but instead it was a man scolding his little boy!!!

Hanwellian

Sumting Wong.

Bangding Ow.

Whoflung Dung.

And of course BJ.

Cortina_MK_IV

BattleCorp wrote: »

How the fcuk do you get Lee-sha from that?

Lee Mack is that you?