What was your biggest "get me out of here!" moment in a relationship?

blade1 · 31-12-2016 5:24pm

nice_guy80 wrote: »

It starts small then ejaculates quite quickly

That's great to know.
Now can we get back to the subject and stop on about your penis!:P

Hector Bellend · 31-12-2016 5:29pm

Too many to mention.

Usually involving drink. Being chased by a mad woman with a coal shovel was one.

RebelButtMunch · 31-12-2016 5:30pm

Hector Bellend wrote: »

It wasn't a relationship as such.

I entertained the possibility of sleeping with a 19 year old after a night out a few months ago. I'm nearly 40.

The demon drink again.

Do it! You might not get another chance

elstingeo · 31-12-2016 5:33pm

An ex went out with her friends for the night. I had no problem with this except she lied about doing so. She then broke up with me a few weeks later stating that she wasn't attracted me anymore. I could live with it. A few weeks after this a good friend of mines girlfriend, the friend and one of her friends that just adored creating drama told me that she slept with someone else. I took it as a lucky escape. Cut all contact with her and her dramatic friend and haven't looked back since.

A woman I was seeing became extremely clingy extremely quickly. I have no problem with affection but this was borderline obsession. Started talking about very serious future things in the space of under a month. A lucky escape. I have no problem with commitment or relationships, just when things get heavy in such a short space of time it makes me feel irked. I mean the woman was talking about the possibility of us moving in etc. This is fair enough as it would progress naturally to that stage. But for the discussion to happen when we're not even a couple is a bit much.

Hector Bellend · 31-12-2016 5:35pm

I have entertained that notion

brianregan09 · 31-12-2016 6:51pm

Being nearly 33 myself if I'd a chance to go off with a 19 year old right now I'd definitely take it. Grab life by the balls every chance you get

Saipanne · 31-12-2016 6:53pm

I'm 35 and I would. You only live once.

ardinn · 31-12-2016 6:54pm

Good lord if I could pull off a 19yr old i'd would hop off her - Id be afraid of breaking her though - still - 19!!! God be with the days!!

blade1 · 31-12-2016 7:08pm

Here's the quickest get out moment I ever had.

Called to see my friend who is married to a Thai girl.
Chatting away with my friend when his wife comes down stairs and says "come upstairs I have surprise for you."
Reluctantly I follow her up the stairs and into a room where she points at a computer screen where there's a girl looking at me waving and says "hello sexy man!"
I had only just split up with someone and now my mates missus was standing there giggling saying "she you new girlfriend"
The tyre marks can still be seen outside my mates house from the getaway I done!!:p

Clareman · 31-12-2016 7:12pm

blackcard wrote: »

On a second date when she seemed to be outlining the conditions of a pre-nup. She said she wasn't high maintainance. Said that she, naturally, would give up work. I would pay all bills, household expenses etc. All she wanted was €50 euro for girls nights out on Tuesdays, €50 for hair and beauty products and €60 discretionary spending weekly. Seemed like a business transaction.

€160 a week, would she mind my kids for that price? I'm paying twice that on child care at the moment

RebelButtMunch · 31-12-2016 7:15pm

ardinn wrote: »

Good lord if I could pull off a 19yr old i'd would hop off her - Id be afraid of breaking her though - still - 19!!! God be with the days!!

You'd need two strong aran islanders with a crow bar and a shovel to prise me off.

Surreptitious · 31-12-2016 7:40pm

RebelButtMunch wrote: »

Do it! You might not get another chance

Pulled an 18 year old when I was 36. No regrets but in my defence he did pretend to be older. I would say go for it.

31-12-2016 8:01pm

Folks, telling a 40 year old man to split or burst or break a teenager...it's a bit creepy...

brianregan09 · 31-12-2016 8:03pm

There's always one

ardinn · 31-12-2016 8:14pm

Deleted User wrote: »

Folks, telling a 40 year old man to split or burst or break a teenager...it's a bit creepy...

I'm pretty ok with it!

fatknacker · 31-12-2016 8:33pm

...he might be hung like a mouse, tho

clairewithani · 31-12-2016 10:18pm

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Folks, telling a 40 year old man to split or burst or break a teenager...it's a bit creepy...

I was just going to reply it is legal but then i thought of my 19 year old daughter with a 40 year old and it did change my mind on it.

blackcard · 31-12-2016 10:21pm

Clareman wrote: »

€160 a week, would she mind my kids for that price? I'm paying twice that on child care at the moment

I had the feeling, if I was that way inclined, I could have got her down to € 140 a week with a bit of haggling. Who says romance is dead?

kylith · 01-01-2017 4:56pm

Went out with a guy twice and he got dumped for:

Talking about our "one-week anniversary'.
Asking what cake symbolised our relationship when I mentioned I liked baking.
Asking why I 'had' to read the books in my To Read pile (question does not compute).
Constantly wanting to play 'his' music - as in music he made.
Saying that he should have brought one of 'his' films for us to watch, one that he was an extra in.
Asking searching questions about my relationship with my mother when I joked that visiting my parents drove me to drink.
Continuing to ask searching questions even after I said that I felt like I was being interrogated.
Saying my fishtank was 'weird' - not the tank, occupants, or décor, just the fact that I have a fishtank.
Saying that my living room was cluttered and too dark
Saying that I had a 'good enough figure under the jumper'.
Calling my dogs smelly.
Doing that hilarious 'what do you mean used to be fat, haha' thing when I said I didn't have any biscuits because I watch my weight
Bombarding me with texts when I said I wasn't interested in seeing him again.

And the Big One: Slipping off the condom while having sex.

Pros: Could talk about Star Trek and Farscape. Looks good in a suit. Brought wine.

Bullet all kinds of dodged there and has yet to be topped, even by the rocker who pulled The Naked Man on me.

ardinn · 01-01-2017 5:36pm

kylith wrote: »

Went out with a guy twice and he got dumped for:

Talking about our "one-week anniversary'.
Asking what cake symbolised our relationship when I mentioned I liked baking.
Asking why I 'had' to read the books in my To Read pile (question does not compute).
Constantly wanting to play 'his' music - as in music he made.
Saying that he should have brought one of 'his' films for us to watch, one that he was an extra in.
Asking searching questions about my relationship with my mother when I joked that visiting my parents drove me to drink.
Continuing to ask searching questions even after I said that I felt like I was being interrogated.
Saying my fishtank was 'weird' - not the tank, occupants, or décor, just the fact that I have a fishtank.
Saying that my living room was cluttered and too dark
Saying that I had a 'good enough figure under the jumper'.
Calling my dogs smelly.
Doing that hilarious 'what do you mean used to be fat, haha' thing when I said I didn't have any biscuits because I watch my weight
Bombarding me with texts when I said I wasn't interested in seeing him again.

And the Big One: Slipping off the condom while having sex.

Pros: Could talk about Star Trek and Farscape. Looks good in a suit. Brought wine.

Bullet all kinds of dodged there and has yet to be topped, even by the rocker who pulled The Naked Man on me.

Whats the Naked man?

ardinn · 01-01-2017 5:41pm

Never mind - found a description - Cant blame him - you invite him in for tea the obvious next step is nakedness!!

kylith · 01-01-2017 5:52pm

ardinn wrote: »

Never mind - found a description - Cant blame him - you invite him in for tea the obvious next step is nakedness!!

True. What else should I have expected when I left the room?

01-01-2017 5:56pm

Deleted User wrote: »

Folks, telling a 40 year old man to split or burst or break a teenager...it's a bit creepy...

"Did you smash it?"

Water John · 01-01-2017 6:12pm

Know a 21 year old who got together with a 42 year, male older. They now have 3 lovely children. Yes age important until 18, after that it doesn't matter.

Also know an 80 year old who when she was very young married a widower, older children were the same age as her.

ardinn · 01-01-2017 6:14pm

I was with a 42 yr old when I was 23 for a year - My parents thought she was 27 at the time.

What a year that was!!!

What a year!

Mister Vain · 01-01-2017 6:31pm

kylith wrote: »

And the Big One: Slipping off the condom while having sex.

WTF? Was he going for the money shot?

kylith · 01-01-2017 6:59pm

Mister Vain wrote: »

WTF? Was he going for the money shot?

After we'd finished I looked down and asked 'where's the condom gone?' 'It must have fallen off...', he said.

Thank fck I was on the pill.

roysh1 · 01-01-2017 7:06pm

Last year, I'd been seeing someone for about 3 months. We were having a fabulous time. She was a stunner, sexy as hell and dynamite in the sack. Anyway one night she texts me to come around to her place for a bit of 'you know what'. I walk her in to her apartment and her best friend is there with her. He's a gay 6ft 4'' rugby player. She tells me that her friend has fancied me for a while and asks me if I'd fancy a threesome!, and tells me that it would make her very happy if I agreed! I was absolutely gobsmacked and needless to say legged it out of there.

Gwynplaine · 01-01-2017 7:08pm

This is the best thread I've seen on boards since "I hate my Housemate megathread" over on Ranting and Raving.

whoopsadoodles · 01-01-2017 7:11pm

Gwynplaine wrote: »

This is the best thread I've seen on boards since "I hate my Housemate megathread" over on Ranting and Raving.

Aw I forgot about R&R.

Who are the mods there now?

What was your biggest "get me out of here!" moment in a relationship?

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