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What was your biggest "get me out of here!" moment in a relationship?

Train Dragon · 2016-12-28 20:51:12

At what moment did you realise you were dating a gobsh*te? Or maybe it was more serious than that and they were violent. Maybe their family weren't nice to you. Mine was when she "surprised" me by inviting her mother on our 10 day long sun holiday. It didnt last very long after that.

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#422 01-01-2017 9:08pm
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Cody montana wrote: »

Strangulation

AKA "When light S&M goes wrong"

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#423 01-01-2017 9:12pm
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Surreptitious wrote: »

Considering she married the dude in the end, it hardly indicates that it's a 'get out of here' moment.

To everyone else maybe but not yer man

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#424 01-01-2017 9:13pm
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blade1 wrote: »

Spot on KERSPLAT!;)

Apologies I misunderstood you

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#425 01-01-2017 9:21pm
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I think we should set up 'Boom_Bap's' and Kylith's exes on a date

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#426 01-01-2017 9:24pm
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Train Dragon wrote: »

:eek: :pac:

Ok peeps, this is the new standard to beat!

Thread winner so far.

Even if it is complete bollox.

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#427 01-01-2017 9:36pm
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Mister Vain wrote: »

This sounds like the script from an Irish comedy/drama film. I mean its poignant and funny at the same time. Brilliant stuff.

It was horrendous at the time tbh. I tried discussing the drinking with his mam (he rented her second home, and I was having to give her the rent cause he spent it on drink), but she called me a lying trollop and spread a load of rumours around our mutual friends that I was a whore after I ended it. Mad stuff.

Most of my other exes are lovely blokes, though!

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#428 01-01-2017 9:37pm
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Mister Vain wrote: »

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=84294980

You know you've been on boards too long when you've posted in that thread as well as this one!:pac::pac:

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#429 01-01-2017 10:02pm
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banie01 wrote: »

You know you've been on boards too long when you've posted in that thread as well as this one!:pac::pac:

Indeed. I just had a look through it there again. A lot of the posters on it are gone now. There were some mad feckers in AH back then. It seems tame now by comparison.

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#430 01-01-2017 10:17pm
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Mister Vain wrote: »

Indeed. I just had a look through it there again. A lot of the posters on it are gone now. There were some mad feckers in AH back then. It seems tame now by comparison.

They all left after gay marriage was legalised. Where have they gone though?

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#431 01-01-2017 11:01pm
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me_right_one wrote: »

They all left after gay marriage was legalised. Where have they gone though?

They're commenting on the Journal.
New years resolution : don't read the comments!

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#432 01-01-2017 11:10pm
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mad m wrote: »

Actually just thought about a story a mate of mine told me. Yes it's a mate and not me. He would say anytime he went out with his mates his girlfriend now wife would have sex with him and if he didn't blow a full load like he normally would she would consider he might have cheated on her....

Mrs Madm if you are reading this I'm not telling you who it is so don't ask.:)

I know I am going to regret asking this but I am genuinely curious as to how she knew whether he was "blowing a full load" or not.

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#433 01-01-2017 11:22pm
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Collie D wrote: »

I know I am going to regret asking this but I am genuinely curious as to how she knew whether he was "blowing a full load" or not.

Men ejaculate less fluid sometimes. I dunno how a woman would feel the difference in her vagina, but if he always came into her mouth, you can tell if there's less or more than usual.

How that indicates cheating is beyond me, could mean he masturbated that day ffs

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#434 01-01-2017 11:23pm
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Id love if my OH demanded sex every time I came (titter titter) home from the pub.

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#435 01-01-2017 11:23pm
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Penny Tration wrote:

Men ejaculate less fluid sometimes. I dunno how a woman would feel the difference in her vagina, but if he always came into her mouth, you can tell if there's less or more than usual.

Penny.... That was a lot more info than I needed lol

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#436 01-01-2017 11:25pm
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Penny Tration wrote: »

Men ejaculate less fluid sometimes. I dunno how a woman would feel the difference in her vagina, but if he always came into her mouth, you can tell if there's less or more than usual.

How that indicates cheating is beyond me, could mean he masturbated that day ffs

/puts down yoghurt

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#437 01-01-2017 11:25pm
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nkav86 wrote: »

Penny.... That was a lot more info than I needed lol

Well, he asked :pac:

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#438 01-01-2017 11:27pm
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Penny Tration wrote: »

Men ejaculate less fluid sometimes. I dunno how a woman would feel the difference in her vagina, but if he always came into her mouth, you can tell if there's less or more than usual.

How that indicates cheating is beyond me, could mean he masturbated that day ffs

Oh, as a male I am definitely aware of differences in volume. Was just curious as to how she would know assuming it was inside her. But anyway...I'm sure nobody wants to read this

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#439 01-01-2017 11:28pm
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Collie D wrote: »

Oh, as a male I am definitely aware of differences in volume. Was just curious as to how she would know assuming it was inside her. But anyway...I'm sure nobody wants to read this

So... got any of your own crazy ex stories?

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#440 01-01-2017 11:29pm
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Penny Tration wrote: »

Well, he asked :pac:

I did indeed..I'll take the bullet on this one...no double entendre intended

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#441 01-01-2017 11:31pm
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Candie wrote: »

/puts down yoghurt

I can never have yoghurt again

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#442 01-01-2017 11:36pm
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Penny Tration wrote: »

Men ejaculate less fluid sometimes. I dunno how a woman would feel the difference in her vagina, but if he always came into her mouth, you can tell if there's less or more than usual.

How that indicates cheating is beyond me, could mean he masturbated that day ffs

Ahem. Okay. Well, this thread took an unexpected turn. :pac:

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#443 01-01-2017 11:42pm
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Collie D wrote: »

Oh, as a male I am definitely aware of differences in volume. Was just curious as to how she would know assuming it was inside her. But anyway...I'm sure nobody wants to read this

Condoms my man, condoms.

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#444 01-01-2017 11:49pm
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Collie D wrote: »

Oh, as a male I am definitely aware of differences in volume. Was just curious as to how she would know assuming it was inside her. But anyway...I'm sure nobody wants to read this

Tbh I never asked him, I just shook my head in disbelief. Maybe he whipped it out before the deed was done.

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#445 01-01-2017 11:52pm
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A full load, holy jasus. Did you make him cum in a jar and then measure it?

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#446 01-01-2017 11:55pm
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Mister Vain wrote: »

A full load, holy jasus. Did you make him cum in a jar and then measure it?

Perhaps they weighed it.

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#447 01-01-2017 11:57pm
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Yeah, I immediately thought of some sort of condoms + mass balance system.

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#448 02-01-2017 12:02am
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She broke up with me after months of saying she wanted marriage, kids etc soon (I wasn't ready). Then screamed blue murder when I said fine and then wrote me a "suicide note" when she heard I kissed someone else. This was months after a close friend died by suicide.

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#449 02-01-2017 12:03am
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Bellaboring wrote: »

She broke up with me after months of saying she wanted marriage, kids etc soon (I wasn't ready). Then screamed blue murder when I said fine and then wrote me a "suicide note" when she heard I kissed someone else. This was months after a close friend died by suicide.

That was low of her!

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#450 02-01-2017 12:03am
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Don't think I've ever worn a johnny or had to pull out when in a LTR. Or got a 'swally' either.

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Penny Tration wrote: »

Men ejaculate less fluid sometimes. I dunno how a woman would feel the difference in her vagina, but if he always came into her mouth, you can tell if there's less or more than usual.

How that indicates cheating is beyond me, could mean he masturbated that day ffs

Jesus Penny, I was just looking in your window when you typed that and I've bloody dropped and broken the binoculars...

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