kinks and fetishes

Irish Guitarist wrote: »

I love scat. Here's a video of a woman scatting.

I won't be caught out by clicking that link,like that time someone suggested we all look up 'The Cleveland Steamer' in relation to a thread about trains,Stephensons Rocket it certainly was not I assume, indeed hope its a female jazz singer.Scatting is a term in be boppity jazz,in New Orleans,they have scatting competitions.

Irish Guitarist wrote: »

No joke. It's a woman scatting.

You bast*rd, truly discussing.

Cortina_MK_IV wrote: »

Coincidentally mine involves tip and a helmet.

Is this you ya big weirdo?

Being Boards.ie I would have thought a lot of people's fetish involved **** while reporting dole fraud.

Not really wishing to mar the tone of a good old AH Bitch Fest on the brew, but ......

Not really sure I'd classify this as strong, in me, as to call it a 'Fetish', per se. Don't know though.

Black, velvet chokers A simple, black velvet choker, on a chicks neck, is absolutely, totally and completely me weak at the knees!

If I entered a room with 100 of the sort of girls I find attractive? If One was wearing a choker? Ye wouldn't get my eyes off her with a blow torch!

Cortina_MK_IV wrote: »

Up the Arsenal.

I'd say most Arsenal fans fantasy involves three other people so they can come 4th.

It's not quite a fetish if you don't really need it in your sex life. More of a preference.

Widdershins wrote: »

It's not quite a fetish if you don't really need it in your sex life. More of a preference.

Bravo, 'Shins! Ye cracked it there

Richard Hillman wrote: »

Tennis wear.

Hair tied back, White dress, white socks, white runners.

My ex did this and I never even had to ask. Well she never actually dressed up as a tennis player, or acted like one, but she did often request different balls.

Cortina_MK_IV wrote: »

I just love spur of the moment. Herself was bent over the freezer today so I hoisted up her skirt and took her from behind. We're barred from Lidl in Ardee now though.

You'd think they wouldn't raise an eyebrow with something as frivolous as that,them being German and that... Similar experience meself, except in my own home so im not barred.Anyways,i arrives home after 'a rather tough day at the office'.Herself was bent over putting something in/taking something from the oven.Pair of cut off white denim shorts she was wearing,a sight for sore eyes.At this point all the troubles of the day had disappeared and I just grabbed her from behind and went at it like hammer and tongs,brilliant ride too.Both of us hit the spot at exactly the same time,it was wonderful.She turned to face me,probably to give me a loving post coital kiss.I never received that kiss,as i stitched her a loaf and broke her nose followed by a few good knees into the ribs.There she was,lying on the floor bloodied up with miscara tears running down her cheek and begging me the question,why harry,why???To which I retorted,you never even turned around to see who you were getting hammered by you shameful harlot!Luckily,love is blind,and I gave her the benefit of the doubt.Its been agreed between both parties however that i must wear a bell around my neck at all times now

Donal55 wrote: »

Stalking boardsies who wear anklets.....

Ooh, don't stop!!