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triggermortis

lads have you got any strange or unusual fetishes. mine is getting the girlfriend to dress up in my tipp hurling gear, helmet and all and lightly slapping my ass with the hurl. how bout you's guys anything you wanna share...

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Widdershins

It's not quite a fetish if you don't really need it in your sex life. More of a preference.

idnkph

My last girlfriend dumped me because she said I was too kinky.... I nearly spat out her piss when she said it.

Turtyturd

Cortina_MK_IV wrote: »

Up the Arsenal.

I'd say most Arsenal fans fantasy involves three other people so they can come 4th.

Edups

LexieOnRale wrote: »

That's me

Though to be fair it's more foreplay than fetish

Nothing wrong with being on JSA if you're looking for work in the interim. But that's another topic altogether.

Stigura

Not really wishing to mar the tone of a good old AH Bitch Fest on the brew, but ......

Not really sure I'd classify this as strong, in me, as to call it a 'Fetish', per se. Don't know though.

Black, velvet chokers

A simple, black velvet choker, on a chicks neck, is absolutely, totally and completely me weak at the knees!

If I entered a room with 100 of the sort of girls I find attractive? If One was wearing a choker? Ye wouldn't get my eyes off her with a blow torch!

Cortina_MK_IV

Deleted User wrote: »

Shes a keeper Up the Premier!

Up the Arsenal.

[Deleted User]

triggermortis wrote: »

lads have you got any strange or unusual fetishes. mine is getting the girlfriend to dress up in my tipp hurling gear, helmet and all and lightly slapping my ass with the hurl. how bout you's guys anything you wanna share...

Shes a keeper

Up the Premier!

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Edups wrote: »

Or moaning about people on the dole.

That's me

Though to be fair it's more foreplay than fetish

Edups

steddyeddy wrote: »

Being Boards.ie I would have thought a lot of people's fetish involved **** while reporting dole fraud.

Or moaning about people on the dole.

Day Lewin

I will never, ever forget the first time I really discovered the Internet.

We'd been discussing wildlife - "field signs" as they are called. Paw prints and whatnot. Some animals' droppings have specific names.
Otters leave "spraint", for instance. Foxes leave scats. We were all trying to remember what was the technical name - among medieval huntsmen - for deer droppings.

This was almost before Google, by the way.
Long time ago...
I innocently went home to Alta Vista, or whatever it was then, and typed in "Scats"

Dear Lord.
Some things you never can un-see.
"Scats on toast" will be with me forever.

steddyeddy

Being Boards.ie I would have thought a lot of people's fetish involved **** while reporting dole fraud.

Donald Trump

triggermortis wrote: »

lads have you got any strange or unusual fetishes. mine is getting the girlfriend to dress up in my tipp hurling gear, helmet and all and lightly slapping my ass with the hurl. how bout you's guys anything you wanna share...

You girlfriend always tries to wear my helmet too!

I just have to remember to lube her up properly first or she'd have it worn away long ago

Donald Trump

Cortina_MK_IV wrote: »

Coincidentally mine involves tip and a helmet.

Is this you ya big weirdo?

[Deleted User]

triggermortis wrote: »

lads have you got any strange or unusual fetishes

Yes

anything you wanna share...

fred funk }{

Irish Guitarist wrote: »

No joke. It's a woman scatting.

You bast*rd, truly discussing.

Stigura

Irish Guitarist

Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »

I assume that's a joke of some sort, bit I'm to scared to click and find out on case it's not...

No joke. It's a woman scatting.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Irish Guitarist wrote: »

I love scat. Here's a video of a woman scatting.

I assume that's a joke of some sort, bit I'm to scared to click and find out on case it's not...

harry Bailey esq

Irish Guitarist wrote: »

I love scat. Here's a video of a woman scatting.

I won't be caught out by clicking that link,like that time someone suggested we all look up 'The Cleveland Steamer' in relation to a thread about trains,Stephensons Rocket it certainly was not

I assume, indeed hope its a female jazz singer.Scatting is a term in be boppity jazz,in New Orleans,they have scatting competitions.

Irish Guitarist

I love scat. Here's a video of a woman scatting.

harry Bailey esq

Butters1979 wrote: »

I jerk off to butthurt boards posts. It's been a busy time lately.

Rub some butter around to avoid calluses friend.We like roleplay,all sorts of stuff.This morning for instance,herself:the legs akimbo ankles tied to the bedposts,Me:Standing across the other of end of the room dressed in a William Tell style hat,a pair of anglers waders(brown,in the dungaree style) attempting to gently violate her with well aimed shots from a nerf gun,whilst The Jams classic tune 'Eton Rifles' played on a continuous loop,adding to the ambience.Tomorrow,we'll perhaps craft falluses from lego,or maybe she dresses up as a nun and kicks the bollix out of me.Keep things fresh is the main idea,although some of the posters on this thread are downright deviants.Espesicially the op.

Butters1979

I jerk off to butthurt boards posts. It's been a busy time lately.

Winterlong

I would be fairly normal apart from liking random women in nightclubs to stick their finger up my arse while giving me an unsolicited slap on the bum.