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triggermortis

lads have you got any strange or unusual fetishes. mine is getting the girlfriend to dress up in my tipp hurling gear, helmet and all and lightly slapping my ass with the hurl. how bout you's guys anything you wanna share...

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Irish Guitarist

I love scat. Here's a video of a woman scatting.

harry Bailey esq

Irish Guitarist wrote: »

I love scat. Here's a video of a woman scatting.

I won't be caught out by clicking that link,like that time someone suggested we all look up 'The Cleveland Steamer' in relation to a thread about trains,Stephensons Rocket it certainly was not

I assume, indeed hope its a female jazz singer.Scatting is a term in be boppity jazz,in New Orleans,they have scatting competitions.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Irish Guitarist wrote: »

I love scat. Here's a video of a woman scatting.

I assume that's a joke of some sort, bit I'm to scared to click and find out on case it's not...

Irish Guitarist

Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »

I assume that's a joke of some sort, bit I'm to scared to click and find out on case it's not...

No joke. It's a woman scatting.

Stigura

fred funk }{

Irish Guitarist wrote: »

No joke. It's a woman scatting.

You bast*rd, truly discussing.

[Deleted User]

triggermortis wrote: »

lads have you got any strange or unusual fetishes

Yes

anything you wanna share...

Donald Trump

Cortina_MK_IV wrote: »

Coincidentally mine involves tip and a helmet.

Is this you ya big weirdo?

Donald Trump

triggermortis wrote: »

lads have you got any strange or unusual fetishes. mine is getting the girlfriend to dress up in my tipp hurling gear, helmet and all and lightly slapping my ass with the hurl. how bout you's guys anything you wanna share...

You girlfriend always tries to wear my helmet too!

I just have to remember to lube her up properly first or she'd have it worn away long ago

steddyeddy

Being Boards.ie I would have thought a lot of people's fetish involved **** while reporting dole fraud.

Day Lewin

I will never, ever forget the first time I really discovered the Internet.

We'd been discussing wildlife - "field signs" as they are called. Paw prints and whatnot. Some animals' droppings have specific names.
Otters leave "spraint", for instance. Foxes leave scats. We were all trying to remember what was the technical name - among medieval huntsmen - for deer droppings.

This was almost before Google, by the way.
Long time ago...
I innocently went home to Alta Vista, or whatever it was then, and typed in "Scats"

Dear Lord.
Some things you never can un-see.
"Scats on toast" will be with me forever.

Edups

steddyeddy wrote: »

Being Boards.ie I would have thought a lot of people's fetish involved **** while reporting dole fraud.

Or moaning about people on the dole.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Edups wrote: »

Or moaning about people on the dole.

That's me

Though to be fair it's more foreplay than fetish

[Deleted User]

triggermortis wrote: »

lads have you got any strange or unusual fetishes. mine is getting the girlfriend to dress up in my tipp hurling gear, helmet and all and lightly slapping my ass with the hurl. how bout you's guys anything you wanna share...

Shes a keeper

Up the Premier!

Cortina_MK_IV

Deleted User wrote: »

Shes a keeper Up the Premier!

Up the Arsenal.

Stigura

Not really wishing to mar the tone of a good old AH Bitch Fest on the brew, but ......

Not really sure I'd classify this as strong, in me, as to call it a 'Fetish', per se. Don't know though.

Black, velvet chokers

A simple, black velvet choker, on a chicks neck, is absolutely, totally and completely me weak at the knees!

If I entered a room with 100 of the sort of girls I find attractive? If One was wearing a choker? Ye wouldn't get my eyes off her with a blow torch!

Edups

LexieOnRale wrote: »

That's me

Though to be fair it's more foreplay than fetish

Nothing wrong with being on JSA if you're looking for work in the interim. But that's another topic altogether.

Turtyturd

Cortina_MK_IV wrote: »

Up the Arsenal.

I'd say most Arsenal fans fantasy involves three other people so they can come 4th.

idnkph

My last girlfriend dumped me because she said I was too kinky.... I nearly spat out her piss when she said it.

Widdershins

It's not quite a fetish if you don't really need it in your sex life. More of a preference.

harry Bailey esq

Turtyturd wrote: »

I'd say most Arsenal fans fantasy involves three other people so they can come 4th.

I could only thank this post once,so i thanked it then unthanked it and then I pressed the magic button and thanked it once again.Twice i thanked it.To me,gooners are the volvo of football fans.Or in keeping with the direction of the thread,cuckold fantasists.They can only sit back and look on helplessy while everyone else gets stuck in and enjoys the spoils, but yet,somehow they get a strange kick from it.

Stigura

Widdershins wrote: »

It's not quite a fetish if you don't really need it in your sex life. More of a preference.

Bravo, 'Shins! Ye cracked it there

Stigura

F**king hell, Harry! Your last one there was a bit complex!

Hammer89

Richard Hillman wrote: »

Tennis wear.

Hair tied back, White dress, white socks, white runners.

My ex did this and I never even had to ask. Well she never actually dressed up as a tennis player, or acted like one, but she did often request different balls.

Cortina_MK_IV

I just love spur of the moment. Herself was bent over the freezer today so I hoisted up her skirt and took her from behind. We're barred from Lidl in Ardee now though.

harry Bailey esq

Cortina_MK_IV wrote: »

I just love spur of the moment. Herself was bent over the freezer today so I hoisted up her skirt and took her from behind. We're barred from Lidl in Ardee now though.

You'd think they wouldn't raise an eyebrow with something as frivolous as that,them being German and that... Similar experience meself, except in my own home so im not barred.Anyways,i arrives home after 'a rather tough day at the office'.Herself was bent over putting something in/taking something from the oven.Pair of cut off white denim shorts she was wearing,a sight for sore eyes.At this point all the troubles of the day had disappeared and I just grabbed her from behind and went at it like hammer and tongs,brilliant ride too.Both of us hit the spot at exactly the same time,it was wonderful.She turned to face me,probably to give me a loving post coital kiss.I never received that kiss,as i stitched her a loaf and broke her nose followed by a few good knees into the ribs.There she was,lying on the floor bloodied up with miscara tears running down her cheek and begging me the question,why harry,why???To which I retorted,you never even turned around to see who you were getting hammered by you shameful harlot!Luckily,love is blind,and I gave her the benefit of the doubt.Its been agreed between both parties however that i must wear a bell around my neck at all times now

Donal55

triggermortis wrote: »

lads have you got any strange or unusual fetishes. mine is getting the girlfriend to dress up in my tipp hurling gear, helmet and all and lightly slapping my ass with the hurl. how bout you's guys anything you wanna share...

Stalking boardsies who wear anklets.....

Day Lewin

Donal55 wrote: »

Stalking boardsies who wear anklets.....

Ooh, don't stop!!

GarIT

Thigh high socks

RonFan

Sexuality has become increasingly perverse in recent times, because personality has become increasingly disintegrated. Sexuality is an extension of personality, or the reverse depending on how you look at it. Basically, how you are emotionally is how you are sexually, a dominant type will enjoy receiving oral pleasure, submissive giving it etc. Likewise when parts of the psyche are split off, such developmental discrepancies occuring more than ever in modernity, it shows as sexual symptoms, in the form of all kinds of perversions/"fetishes". Especially when young people these days are not warned about masturbation and given the green light to exploit themselves that way, it really exasperates the problem.