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Liveline thread 28/09/16 to date

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,373 ✭✭✭✭foggy_lad


    I don't know Joe cos I haven't seen him cos he's wurkin nights


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Is it a funny friday?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    they don't call them "tours of duty" in the Gardai Joe- that's the army


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    I'm getting €417k to listen to this guff


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,572 ✭✭✭leath_dub


    snubbleste wrote: »
    My son is a garda, Joe.


    Is this foghorn Joe's go-to source whenever the Gardai are up for discussion?


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    He can always quit his job, caller.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Is she reading a script provided by her son?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    It can't be easy getting a stain resistant velour waistcoat.

    Joe gives a brush with Muc-Off every time he notices a dribble at La Piggoire
    muc-off_904-CT.jpg?w=200&h=200&a=7


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    "gubberment/higher up/polticians should be ashamed of themself".

    Has to be on the waiting list for the bingo card.

    The gardai seem to be the profession with the highest proportion of mothers who listen to liveline.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 427 ✭✭jean contente


    Garda mammies reporting for duty on today's Liveline.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Richard is an ex-garda


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,396 ✭✭✭mojesius


    De gubbarmant joe


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,887 ✭✭✭signostic


    snubbleste wrote: »
    He can always quit his job, caller.

    "He always wanted to be a guard Joe"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,373 ✭✭✭✭foggy_lad


    Yer man sounds about 60 and was only in Gardai for about 5 years, when? in the 70's or 80's?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    What really pushed it to a head for him was something that happened 35 years ago? WTF caller.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Why do thousands of people apply for jobs in the Gardai if the pay and conditions are so bad?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    signostic wrote: »
    "He always wanted to be a guard Joe"
    He can be a security guard so.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    We've had "It's a disgrace, Joe". Can only be a few minutes until we get a "to the pin of their collar"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,318 ✭✭✭bigroad


    Boom its the history show again.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Joe giving his opinion..which obviously he is not supposed to do


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,373 ✭✭✭✭foggy_lad


    ThisRegard wrote: »
    What really pushed it to a head for him was something that happened 35 years ago? WTF caller.
    Joe rang him for some balance in the show


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,396 ✭✭✭mojesius


    You wouldn't get a focking riot in ballsbridge nowadays loike.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Micky Noonan


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    The reputation of the country is down the toilet as it is with Neary (allegedly), yer man robbing the charity, phone operators on 417K...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,887 ✭✭✭signostic


    We've had "It's a disgrace, Joe". Can only be a few minutes until we get a "to the pin of their collar"

    cornflakes for dinner anyone?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,318 ✭✭✭bigroad


    Roger_007 wrote: »
    Why do thousands of people apply for jobs in the Gardai if the pay and conditions are so bad?[/QUOTE
    Pension.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,373 ✭✭✭✭foggy_lad


    It's Micheal Noonan?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Roger_007 wrote: »
    Why do thousands of people apply for jobs in the Gardai if the pay and conditions are so bad?
    Free confiscated drugs, cash and alcohol


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,699 ✭✭✭thecretinhop


    He is very tetchy today he could blow


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    signostic wrote: »
    cornflakes for dinner anyone?
    I worry about that sergeant. All I can think of is he must've died of malnutrition despite the 57 allowances http://www.independent.ie/opinion/columnists/charlie-weston/charlie-weston-a-garda-earning-75000-and-living-on-cornflakes-it-doesnt-add-up-28820716.html


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