Liveline thread 28/09/16 to date

ButtersSuki

Joe with a subtle pun there.

Gravestone damaged:
Joe: did dat upset you gravely?

Harry Angstrom

Joe Duffy. Depressing the nation since 1999.

somesoldiers

Del.Monte wrote: »

What did she die of?

A Friday

Dan Jaman

Joe fishing for the tears...

ButtersSuki

Joe taking advantage of vulnerable callers once again. Sigh.

TheHomeService

"And talking of headstones, me buke, Childer of De Revolution is available in Easons, where de dawtur works, sez I"

Dan Jaman

I've said this before...

When I pop my clogs I want to be cremated, then the ashes scattered from a light aircraft above my local town on washday, so that my last act will be to get into as many womens' knickers as possible.

Roger_007

The operation was a great success...............and then she died!

TheHomeService

I imagine Duffy doesn't want to be cremated. He probably has a Mausoleum planned already.

Roger_007

Dan Jaman wrote: »

I've said this before...

When I pop my clogs I want to be cremated, then the ashes scattered from a light aircraft above my local town on washday, so that my last act will be to get into as many womens' knickers as possible.

Well, if that's the only way you can get into a woman's knickers, then go for it!:D

Storm 10

Joe loves talking about death

TheHomeService

This one could talk until tomorrow.

CarrickMcJoe

What number was de bus?

SEPT 23 1989

Storm 10 wrote: »

Joe loves talking about death

making a fortune out of it

ButtersSuki

TheHomeService wrote: »

"And talking of headstones, me buke, Childer of De Revolution is available in Easons, where de dawtur works on de Customer Service desk no less for a part-time job which she got on merit and not preferential treatment at all much to the joy of the ordinary wurkers who are dare years and are still on de floor so to speak, sez I"

FYP.

CarrickMcJoe

Long story short ....

Dan Jaman

Joe the Funeral Director got some ashtray contents, I think.

Dan Jaman

Roger_007 wrote: »

Well, if that's the only way you can get into a woman's knickers, then go for it!:D

It'll more than rival my lifetime total, that's for sure.

Atlantic Dawn

2 minutes left, just enough for an ad break.

TheHomeService

What is the subject that dare not speak its name, so to speak?

ButtersSuki

TheHomeService wrote: »

I imagine Duffy doesn't want to be cremated. He probably has a Mausoleum planned already.

Dat would be de biggest foyre in de hostory of Dubalin. Fat burns. I don't there's a crematorium dats big enough......nor a Fibre Gade big enough to put out de foyre.

Atlantic Dawn

They should open a bar at the graveyards, few drinks on the oul visits.

SEPT 23 1989

Joe hangs around graveyards in his free time

bigroad

Death till 15.01 .

REM76

Bloody hell, this is excruciatingly boring radio. It's like sitting beside a few oul ones on a bus trying to out-do each other in depressing stories.

Edit: Why has he gone to break? It's 3pm? Awful, awful radio.

ButtersSuki

TheHomeService wrote: »

What is the subject that dare not speak its name, so to speak?

Joe's fees.

ButtersSuki

REM76 wrote: »

Bloody hell, this is excruciatingly boring radio. It's like sitting beside a few oul ones on a bus trying to out-do each other in depressing stories.

You're new here aren't you?

CarrickMcJoe

And Bernie, are you worried about the Garda strike of fryday?

Fook the Garda now!

foggy_lad

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Dat would be de biggest foyre in de hostory of Dubalin. Fat burns. I don't there's a crematorium dats big enough......nor a Fibre Gade big enough to put out de foyre.

Dubalins poor baxterds Wurkin classed would be camped around the fire for weeks for warmth!

Living Off The Splash

Yew Ormond produced. Duffy you fool.