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  • #5942
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,552 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Longford Town and a stabbing, I wonder who that could be.


  • #5943
    REM76
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 147 ✭✭REM76


    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

    The Day Today has nothing on RTE.


  • #5944
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    REM76 wrote: »
    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

    The Day Today has nothing on RTE.

    D'Arcy explaining Oasis to his listeners is as surreal as anything on Da Lahv Lahn.


  • #5945
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Atlantic Dawn wrote: »
    Longford Town and a stabbing, I wonder who that could be.

    Philip Boucher Hayes? :pac:


  • #5946
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    D'Arcy with yet another "i haven't a clue what this button does" moment. Everything must be voice-activated in his mansion.


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  • #5947
    REM76
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 147 ✭✭REM76


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    D'Arcy explaining Oasis to his listeners is as surreal as anything on Da Lahv Lahn.

    I just love Duffy taking the doughnut out of his gob temporarily, with his car keys in his hand, to blurt out

    "Yew Ormond prejuiced, Ray Daaahrsysnext"

    before slamming the door behind him, office chair still spinning.


  • #5948
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    D'Arcy with yet another "i haven't a clue what this button does" moment. Everything must be voice-activated in his mansion.

    €500,000 for that muppet, remember.

    Five hundred thousand for a clown who can't work the controls.


  • #5949
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    REM76 wrote: »
    I just love Duffy taking the doughnut out of his gob temporarily, with his car keys in his hand, to blurt out

    "Yew Ormond prejuiced, Ray Daaahrsysnext"

    before slamming the door behind him, office chair still spinning.


    Ah Rem, I remember being like you....new to the thread and new to the ways of the Duffmeister....soon it will all make sense to you and the anger will grow.....but stay with it...


  • #5950
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Was there nothing on the death in Nua Eabharc?


  • #5951
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    snubbleste wrote: »
    Was there nothing on the death in Nua Eabharc?

    No, there was too much death closer to home for Joe to get off on....including a triumvirate of mudders who lost childers to cancer and who determined to outdo each udder in dare tales of woe egged on by Joe himself who furiously tried to climax before de end of de show but was beaten by the clock so to speak. Even by his own rushing out de door standard he outdid himself today.

    It was like his own Sophie's Choice - beat de traffic or listen to more death stories. Some day he'll reach de jag at 3:02 and de chauffeur will already have phoned the gardai to report a missing person.


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  • #5952
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Isn't today, Lá Shamhna, a celebration of the dead?
    Two people found dead, one injured at rural property in Irishtown, Co Mayo
    Investigation launched after couple found dead in their home in Naas
    Father killed in Dublin assault survived gun attack last year
    Man dies after being stabbed near busy shopping centre in Longford
    'Fat' Freddie Thompson arrested in relation to Kinahan-Hutch feud murder


  • #5953
    furiousox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,231 ✭✭✭furiousox


    All he was short of asking today was "..and, and, can I ask, was she in great pain towards the end. Did she die roarin' like?"

    You are a khaki coloured bombardier, it's Hiroshima that you're nearing.



  • #5954
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    furiousox wrote: »
    All he was short of asking today was "..and, and, can I ask, was she in great pain towards the end. Did she die roarin' like?"

    Joe: Wat was de best death dat befell your family? Which wan cast you down de mostest?


  • #5955
    fryup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    monkey9 wrote: »
    Two and a half grand is a tidy sum, but it's hardly 'life changing' as she puts it.

    well it might be to her


  • #5956
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    fryup wrote: »
    well it might be to her

    True, it could be.

    However, she had a sniff of exaggeration about her (to put it mildly) and to say we weren't being given the whole story would be an understatement. As is the norm for this farce of a show and its equally farcical host, her side was left completely unchallenged and Joe took her version as being 100% accurate without a right of reply being offered on-air to Rehab (though he did read a previous email from them, one not designed for the national airwaves eitehr btw). He refused to ask any pertinent questions but instead offered his "sure, sure" comments, exasperated "whoy"s and loud sighs, and engaged in ridiculous analogies like "did they strip search you?". I'm not apologising for Rehab btw, it sounded like they were being a little too smart and smarmy for their own good; but there was more to her story than she was letting on.

    AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, THIS WAS NOT A MATTER OF NATIONAL IMPORTANCE! IT WAS LOCAL RADIO AT BEST, BUT THE FIRST PORT OF CALL FOR THE CALLER SHOULD HAVE BEEN A SOLICITOR, NOT JOE DUFFY.


  • #5957
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Joe's first digs a converted garage
    tenuous


  • #5958
    Hitchens
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,112 ✭✭✭Hitchens


    snubbleste wrote: »
    Joe's first digs a converted garage
    tenuous
    Did they wonder what those clamps they found could be for, so to speak? :D


  • #5959
    foggy_lad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,373 ✭✭✭✭foggy_lad


    Unprecedented!


  • #5960
    sligojoek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    foggy_lad wrote: »
    Unprecedented!
    In the westren world except for, maybe, America.

    Clown


  • #5961
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    My tesco value tea leaves have formed and they say today's topics are:
    cooltext213584845117604.png


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  • #5962
    foggy_lad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,373 ✭✭✭✭foggy_lad


    snubbleste wrote: »
    My tesco value tea leaves have formed and they say today's topics are:
    cooltext213584845117604.png

    I got a GRAVE feeling in my auld bones!


  • #5963
    TheHomeService
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    snubbleste wrote: »
    Isn't today, Lá Shamhna, a celebration of the dead?
    Two people found dead, one injured at rural property in Irishtown, Co Mayo
    Investigation launched after couple found dead in their home in Naas
    Father killed in Dublin assault survived gun attack last year
    Man dies after being stabbed near busy shopping centre in Longford
    'Fat' Freddie Thompson arrested in relation to Kinahan-Hutch feud murder

    Rich pickings for the misery porn junkie today.

    I hope Yew Ormond has left a large box of Kleenex in the studio, just in case.


  • #5964
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    We're got a call coming through from a nursing home, she wants out but her family won't allow it
    Pressure is mounting on the Gardaí as we get closer and closer to Friday


  • #5965
    foggy_lad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,373 ✭✭✭✭foggy_lad


    TheHomeService wrote: »
    Rich pickings for the misery porn junkie today.

    I hope Yew Ormond has left a large box of Kleenex in the studio, just in case.

    The little baldy lad will be weeping at all the misery, no doubt about it!


  • #5966
    Oops69
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,477 ✭✭✭Oops69


    It will be a miracle if death doesn't come up today , although joe has a differnt agenda from the rest of the universe most Of the time ,wonder has he engaged a private security firm yet to protect his precious resources on Friday , particularly the gold /plated nipple clamps and the priceless red velour waistcoat ?


  • #5967
    TheHomeService
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    Oops69 wrote: »
    It will be a miracle if death doesn't come up today , although joe has a differnt agenda from the rest of the universe most Of the time ,wonder has he engaged a private security firm yet to protect his precious resources on Friday , particularly the gold /plated nipple clamps and the priceless red velour waistcoat ?

    It can't be easy getting a stain resistant velour waistcoat.


  • #5968
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    TheHomeService wrote: »
    It can't be easy getting a stain resistant velour waistcoat.
    Free with four mentions of Looey Kopeland


  • #5969
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    TheHomeService wrote: »
    It can't be easy getting a stain resistant velour waistcoat.

    Is the waistcoat red to prevent bleeding nipples being noticed by the public?.........(just wondering loike).


  • #5970
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    My son is a garda, Joe.


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  • #5971
    foggy_lad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,373 ✭✭✭✭foggy_lad


    41 hours to go till PURGE Irish Style


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