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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,558 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Department Of Deletions.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    "A stunning show" says Joe. And it hasn't opened yet.

    Anyone want to come to my Brindin O'Cardle Tribute Show? I'll just sit at the kitchen table and curse for 2 hours. Tickets €99 on Ticketmaster, €12,000 on Seatwave. Can you plug that Joe?

    December 2019


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,558 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    What if he wanted to stay online after death?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,419 ✭✭✭cowboyBuilder


    Hello "Department of deleting facebook accounts" ...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Whoy don't FaceBuke check every day to see if all of their BILLIONS of users are still alive?

    FFS.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    December 2019

    How many will I put you down for?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,558 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Send them a fax.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Joe: Goo-gull-eyed


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,373 ✭✭✭✭foggy_lad


    What exactly is her problem? Facebuuk won't remove her dead partners birthday reminder from his profile??


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,542 ✭✭✭Mike Guide 69


    Registered mail to an online technological message board system, good one Joe!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Send them a fax.

    A wha?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    How many will I put you down for?

    8 please or whatever is the max allowable


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 366 ✭✭madanall


    Write a letter to Facebook ?? JASUS Joe


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    So we had callers yesterday and today complaining that phone numbers are cancelled and reassigned after death, and now we have complaints that FaceBuke don't delete records.

    And Joe stokes the fire!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Joe: I'd imagine FaceBuke are gettin' more emails than letters in the post every day.








    EVERY TIME I THINK HE CAN'T BE ANY DUMBER, HE PROVES ME WRONG.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,542 ✭✭✭Mike Guide 69


    Dead son, ah here!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    I don't want anyone nosing at my phone now or when I'm dead


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 899 ✭✭✭FrKurtFahrt


    Lesson here: Do not use facebook if you might eventually die.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    madanall wrote: »
    Write a letter to Facebook ?? JASUS Joe

    Attn. Mark Zuckerberg
    c/o Farcebuke
    Doobalin


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,396 ✭✭✭mojesius




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    8 please or whatever is the max allowable


    Regular or VIP tickets?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,558 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    He should have recorded the voicemail on a casette tape for later listening.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    What the fcuk is this fascination with ringing dead people?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,226 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    madanall wrote: »
    Write a letter to Facebook ?? JASUS Joe

    Deer Facebuke,

    My name is Joe.

    Can you expunge Pats profile.

    Thanks a million.

    Well done, well done.

    Yours sincerely,

    Joseph Duffy esq.

    author, broadcaster socialist


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,558 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    How does he know he was pooer?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    He should have recorded the voicemail on a casette tape for later listening.

    Reggie Kray on Lahn 2:

    Open your eyes....open your eyes......

    ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    Joe will get a chance to say unbeknownst soon.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Joe will get a chance to say butcher unbeknownst soon.

    FYP


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,337 ✭✭✭✭monkey9


    Of course he hung up. Some looper keeps ringing him asking WHERE'D YOU GET THE NUMBER!!


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