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Liveline thread 28/09/16 to date

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  • #2882
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    tragedy

    trauma


  • #2883
    BPKS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,331 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    Ask him how much of a pension he's getting Joe.


  • #2884
    TheHomeService
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    Gardaí are like Taxi Drivers and Union Hacks.

    All have unmistakable accents, and use of language.


  • #2885
    BPKS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,331 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    "We cautiously approached the building"

    Yeah right.


  • #2886
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    "Car 54, where are you?"

    "Just getting some breakfast rolls, Sarge."

    "Will yis feck off up to Ballyhinch and catch some lads up to no good, then."


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  • #2887
    monkey9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,337 ✭✭✭✭monkey9


    HeidiHeidi wrote: »
    What actually happened here? (I missed the start of the show)

    So what if the number is still in their phones? They're hardly ringing it, are they :confused:

    The caller's wife still has her deceased son's number on her phone. His name was Marcus. On Saturday, she went to ring someone called Margaret but accidentally called her son's number by mistake. A woman answered it so the caller is not happy that his son's number was allocated to a new customer.


  • #2888
    cowboyBuilder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,419 ✭✭✭cowboyBuilder


    Sergeant Thornton ?

    Was Sergeant Thornton a police man ?


  • #2889
    Living Off The Splash
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,187 ✭✭✭Living Off The Splash


    This sounds like a person giving a statement rather than having a conversation.


  • #2890
    shanemkelly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 493 ✭✭shanemkelly


    You know the way some twitter accounts "live tweet" some historic events?

    This is Lahv-lahn's version...


  • #2891
    BPKS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,331 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    TheHomeService wrote: »
    Gardaí are like Taxi Drivers and Union Hacks.

    All have unmistakable accents, and use of language.

    And Priests.

    I was listening to the priest saying a mass for the Carrickmines fire victims the other day.

    He did that sing-song voice for the middle of sentences and then ended his paragraph....

    ....with.....


    ....very.....


    .....slow...


    ....words....


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  • #2892
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,292 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    What is this sh1te!0


  • #2893
    shanemkelly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 493 ✭✭shanemkelly


    Joe definitely has the nipple clamps on at this stage...


  • #2894
    BPKS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,331 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    I hope Tom Peters family arent listening.

    "It didnt look like a head" even though he recognized it was a head.


  • #2895
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,051 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    YOUR a fukin HERO>>>>>


  • #2896
    TheHomeService
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    shanemkelly wrote: »
    You know the way some twitter accounts "live tweet" some historic events?

    This is Lahv-lahn's version...

    That's a great idea.

    "Tune in next week, and discover what Garda Jerry did next"


  • #2897
    HeidiHeidi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 31,964 ✭✭✭✭HeidiHeidi


    Don't you just KNOW that this man got up this morning and thought to himself - "Ya know what, I must give Joe('s researchers) a ring about that thing that happened 40 years ago. Yes, that's what I'll do".

    Caller-driven show, me hoop.

    How many times has he recited this story? It's either very well practiced, or he's reading it out.


  • #2898
    kazamo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 843 ✭✭✭kazamo


    I managed to extricate myself


    It sounds like he is reading from a statement.


  • #2899
    TheHomeService
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    Joe is going to ask him if he prayed, isn't he?


  • #2900
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    did he call them "blaggards" yet?


  • #2901
    foggy_lad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,373 ✭✭✭✭foggy_lad


    Living Off The Splash wrote: »
    This sounds like a person giving a statement rather than having a conversation.

    He thinks he's back in the courthouse on the biggest case of his carreer and the killer clown Duffy is lapping it up!

    His awful question to that poor man earlier is more proof that Duffy never even bothers to listen to most callers, he just picks up on buzz words and responds to them so most of his questions and comments are out of context or just inappropriate.


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  • #2902
    HeidiHeidi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 31,964 ✭✭✭✭HeidiHeidi


    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


  • #2903
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    Moaning, relieve, roused


  • #2904
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,051 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    I couldn't give a twopenny fook about this...


  • #2905
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Joe must be short of recent death and misery, so goes back trawling through the records.


  • #2906
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,292 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    I keep thinking of the Quiet Man with this waffle


  • #2907
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    Has he been out on the sick since?


  • #2908
    BPKS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,331 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    HeidiHeidi wrote: »
    Don't you just KNOW that this man got up this morning and thought to himself - "Ya know what, I must give Joe('s researchers) a ring about that thing that happened 40 years ago. Yes, that's what I'll do".

    Caller-driven show, me hoop.

    How many times has he recited this story? It's either very well practiced, or he's reading it out.

    Do the researchers look through "This day in 19.." for stories which they can bore the audience with.


  • #2909
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,292 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    Fairly clear he's had head injuries


  • #2910
    0127647
    Closed Accounts Posts: 226 ✭✭0127647


    What a serving of misery Joe has served up today?

    When was the last positive story Liveline broadcast?


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  • #2911
    PeterTheNinth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,869 ✭✭✭PeterTheNinth


    And what were your injuries?

    *sits back in chair for another hour*


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