Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

sheep? wrote: »

IT article on facebook:

"In response to the increase in the price of postage stamps, and the decline in their use, one of today's Irish Times letter writers asks if An Post has never heard of the law of diminishing returns?"

Comment:

Business Student 1: "Hey, Business Student 2, heard that so many times in college and still couldn't explain it to ya! (many emoji)"

BS2: "I don't think I'll ever understand! (many more emoji)"

BS1: "I never thought id see it on facebook either hahaha"

BS2: "Yeah didn't think it was an actual everyday thing haha"

Ugh.

And these are business students?
No wonder bankers, (former business students) made a balls of the country.

This popped up in my feed.

its a boaring owl life hunibuns

Ankhyu wrote: »

Under a post with pictures of 5 dogs in a pound, needing homes. This lady comments under a sheep dog pup, tags her boyfriend and says "what about this one?"

To which her bf replies "That's not a rabbit!"

"Oh oops (see no evil monkey emoji)"

Bf then posts pics of dogs dressed up as rabbits to take the piss out of her :pac:

They obviously have too much time on their hands

Another fool who doesn't understand that you can't substitute "and all" with "anal"

"can ' t evn where leggins nemore all felles are pervarts d looks dey give me anal ugh absolute creeps"

What a load of absolute creeps, giving her anal like that.

Lovely stuff.

here go **** your auld lady u in breed bastard ya think ur your a hard man running ur handicap mouth on ya sit down quick before i put u down for good ya dirty innocent bastards 👊 nobodys fared off ya little boy come at me

nobodys fared off ya little boy come at me

Wtf ?

Maybe if they can communicate in this code effectively & we can't, are they more intelligent.

:eek:

Samaris wrote: »

I understood just about all of it (to my shame, and entirely due to exposure from this thread), but one of those words just...doesn't seem to fit with the rest. O.o

Innocent = soft, not all there.

Popular, disparaging description of subjects of "call-out" videos.

Potential Underachiever wrote: »

soppy status alert*

Just wana say a big thank you to Name for looking after me this week, reassuring me, making me laugh and singing 'soft kitty' in a hospital corridor at 1 in the morning....he really is my best friend and so much more....Love you to absolute bits and God knows I'd do the same for you. Your my everything and I would struggle severely without ya .You really are the best a girl could ask for. I'm truly the luckiest girl in the world xxx

The above is something I posted a while ago, the below is from the same girl accompanied by a pic of her bf.

Pretty sure this was taken after he rocked out to Mr Brightside, before he sang along to La Bamba and definitely before I seen his John Travolta Grease impression 😂
This is the man that I laugh with constantly, the man who makes me feel like we the only two in a room, the man who buys me desserts wen he knows I've had a **** day, the man who spends a Sat cuddling on couch watching super hero movies. It's the man i absolutely adore and would be lost without, the one who calms me down and somehow makes me have patience.
To think I begged and pleaded not to be sent to the conference where I actually met him...goes to show what's for ya won't pass ya.
Soppy status I know but after spending the last week just me and him being random and laughing so much I realise i am the luckiest girl in the world

Hmm, I dunno, maybe it could have something to do with how the generation before mine ****ed the economy while I was studying for a Junior cert that the majority of them didn't do because they had equal pressure from their enormous Catholic families to go out and work at 14. Maybe it has something to do with the corporate greed of Irish companies exploiting young, 'inexperienced' twenty somethings who were too busy attending a compulsory-to-exist college course and balancing **** jobs to pay off loans in order to 'follow the dream' and gain experience in their chosen field (most of which is unpaid, because surely the experience itself is valuable enough for these spoiled little creatures with rich mammies and daddies right?) Or maybe it has to do with the hilariously OTT rent prices in Dublin that necessitate you having a fabulous, well-paying job and a partner with an equally fabulous job in order to afford it (so basically, singletons, **** you) Or could it be the structure of education and the workforce to delay every aspect of your career as a twenty something so certain 40 and 50 somethings in their fabulous, well-paying jobs can have them longer, have a fatter pension and take more holidays while you jump through hoops in order to prove yourself out of a sea of other twenty somethings trying to prove themselves? Or could it be that some twenty somethings are so immersed in the abyss of uncertainty, stress, financial insecurity, and frustrating hypocrisy of the way the world has gone for us that we choose to bury our heads in the sand and have a good time instead of crying about it? Well done, Carl O'Brien, for instilling my Saturday afternoon with a venomous, seething rage that I will be oozing all day, and my sincere apologies for not being closer to buying a house, excelling in my chosen career, getting married and spitting out 2.4 kids at 23 years old. I can't find much about this journalist but he looks about early 30s, so probably caught the COMPLETE ****ING flip side of the recession and is blissfully unaware of just how my generation have totally and repeatedly been ****ed over these past few years. RANT OVER.



His rant makes no sense lol

So jealous: http://imgur.com/mwMCxoZ