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How to get laid

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  • #32
    Ruu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    Stop using the term 'get laid', women prefer 'making love'. :mad:


  • #33
    FortySeven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,295 ✭✭✭FortySeven


    Ruu wrote: »
    Stop using the term 'get laid', women prefer 'making love'. :mad:

    I don't think he's a woman.


  • #34
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 13,822 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Ruu wrote: »
    Stop using the term 'get laid', women prefer 'making love'. :mad:

    http://lamcdn.net/hopesandfears.com/post_image-image/MD3scMjJ2MGW1U-I1CS9hw-wide.jpg


  • #35
    Kimbot
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 19,071 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kimbot


    Ruu wrote: »
    Stop using the term 'get laid', women prefer 'making love'. :mad:

    Making whoopie :P


  • #36
    Maximus Alexander
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    Death by snu snu.


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  • #37
    _Kaiser_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 29,964 ✭✭✭✭_Kaiser_


    Whatever happened to a good old fashioned Roide!! Or a shag?

    Also *in the tone of those tracker mortgage ads * I have never been to Coppers :(


  • #38
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,740 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Gods bless ya OP if you need to start a thread asking that question.


  • #39
    jive
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,762 ✭✭✭jive


    I've been out of the dating scene a while but I'm pretty sure making girls mix tapes is hot right now.


  • #40
    waraf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,310 ✭✭✭waraf


    Post some pics of yourself OP and we'll tell you what you need to improve :D


  • #41
    Jim Bob Scratcher
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭Jim Bob Scratcher


    Just rub one out OP, much cheaper and you won't have to worry about getting a knock on the door 9 months down the road.


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  • #42
    madanall
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 366 ✭✭madanall


    Jim Bob Scratcher wrote:
    Just rub one out OP, much cheaper and you won't have to worry about getting a knock on the door 9 months down the road.


    Exactly...Rub one out into a fillet steak shaped like a vagina. No1 you have satisfied your needs and No2 a nice juicy steak for later .


  • #43
    Subcomandante Marcos
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,682 ✭✭✭Subcomandante Marcos


    crashadder wrote: »
    I am going to be completely straightforward about this. I live in Dublin and want some tips on how to get laid from locals as well as people who has been living here long enough to help.
    Thanks

    Tinder or OKCupid are the best bets app wise (unless you're a man who's into men, then grindr if your friend).

    In real world situations, just go to the usual spots. Coppers, Diceys, D2 etc and chat someone up. It's not hard.

    Failing that set up a Fetlife profile, go to one of their regular gatherings in Dublin, make some "friends" and you'll be knee deep in insecure people, ball gaggs and floggers by the end of the month.


  • #44
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,669 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Op if you are indeed rich there is only one sure way, EYES WIDE SHUT PARTY. If you require a hedonism bot ensure the orgy pit has been scraped and buttered.


  • #45
    Mr. CooL ICE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,060 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    Ruu wrote: »
    Stop using the term 'get laid', women prefer 'making love'. :mad:

    *cough*


  • #46
    Your Face
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    Give rape a chance.


  • #47
    Jim Bob Scratcher
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭Jim Bob Scratcher


    Ruu wrote: »
    Stop using the term 'get laid', women prefer 'making love'. :mad:

    The OP has probably just watched American Pie for the first time. So go easy on him :pac:


  • #48
    crashadder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 137 ✭✭crashadder


    Jim Bob Scratcher wrote: »
    The OP has probably just watched American Pie for the first time. So go easy on him :pac:

    English is not OPs first language. Thats why.


  • #49
    Shannon757
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    crashadder wrote: »
    English is not OPs first language. Thats why.

    Don't refer to yourself in the third person. Girls don't like that.


  • #50
    crashadder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 137 ✭✭crashadder


    Shannon757 wrote: »
    Don't refer to yourself in the third person. Girls don't like that.
    OP has no name


  • #51
    kellyshell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 326 ✭✭kellyshell


    join plenty of fish......................tonnes of gamey lads and ladies on it :)


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  • #52
    maudgonner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    Nicolas Cage wrote: »
    *cough*

    Swiss Tony would beg to differ.


  • #53
    Jim Bob Scratcher
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭Jim Bob Scratcher


    kellyshell wrote: »
    join plenty of fish......................tonnes of gamey lads and ladies on it :)

    Online dating only work if you are very good looking, otherwise it's a waste of time..


  • #54
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,740 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Abacus90 wrote: »
    I don't know what world you are living in but most men don't have the ability to walk over to an attractive woman and have sex within a few days of saying hello.

    It's a skill that can be learned, but it takes time and there is personal transformation which needs to take place.

    Escort Ireland is there for those in need of a quick fix.

    I would risk an infraction at least if I were to actually give the OP advice on how to meet a woman and have sex with her.


  • #55
    Story Bud?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,043 ✭✭✭Story Bud?


    Jawgap wrote: »
    Tip: Start by getting off boards.ie

    I dunno. Plenty of riding going on between boardsies.


  • #56
    Shint0
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,196 ✭✭✭Shint0


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Gods bless ya OP if you need to start a thread asking that question.
    Wasn't that what the online dating thread was for? It served an educational purpose. Now they're missing the beneifit of our wisdom and crying over not being able to spill milk. You just can't win.


  • #57
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 36,496 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Jawgap wrote: »
    Tip: Start by getting off boards.ie

    Then boards.ie will feel obligated to get you off in return.


  • #58
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,740 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Shint0 wrote: »
    not being able to spill milk.

    :pac:

    Ah sure there's always the online dating forum. Although tis rather safe so I don't think the OP would receive much advice :)


  • #59
    idnkph
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 674 ✭✭✭idnkph


    Your Face wrote:
    Give rape a chance.


    It's not rape. I call it surprise sex.

    OP have you tried grinder???
    A friend of mine said for me to go on it that it would make my day..... But it actually made my hole weak.


  • #60
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    I'm sure there's plenty of junkies around that will do anything for a fix..


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  • #61
    crashadder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 137 ✭✭crashadder


    biko wrote: »
    I'm sure there's plenty of junkies around that will do anything for a fix..
    I haven't seen a female junkie in Dublin yet. Where should i look ?


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