How to get laid

crashadder

I am going to be completely straightforward about this. I live in Dublin and want some tips on how to get laid from locals as well as people who has been living here long enough to help.
Thanks

Timberrrrrrrr

crashadder wrote: »

I live in Dublin and want some tips from locals as well as people who has been living here long enough to help.
Thanks

Are you a carpet?

be rich and/or very good-looking.

pidgeoneyes

Pay for it.

Mr. CooL ICE

Timberrrrrrrr wrote: »

Are you a carpet?

No silly, he's an egg

Jawgap

Right Price Tiles - good for getting large areas laid for a reasonable price

smash

Have you checked the 'hot girls in your area' ads?

crashadder

glasso wrote: »

be rich and/or very good-looking.

I am rich but I'd say average for the looks.

That_Guy

Well starting off in After Hours was the perfect start....

whiskeyman

I believe you can purchase sex from a sex shop.

Diemos

Ok crashadder, you've come to the right place.

Getting laid in Dublin is very like getting laid everywhere else.

When a man and a woman love each other very much (and are married).
The man stick his erect penis into the ladies vagina (provided that she has given consent).
Then she takes a piss on you (this may be the Dublin variation you are unsure of).

Jawgap

Tip: Start by getting off boards.ie

waraf

crashadder wrote: »

I am rich but I'd say average for the looks.

Can you lend me a tenner?

crashadder

pidgeoneyes wrote: »

Pay for it.

I dont even know where to look

smash

Diemos wrote: »

When a man and a woman love each other very much (and are married).

If unmarried, take the back door.

Cortina_MK_IV

Ring Lino Ritchie, +353 1 836 2900. He'll know.

timmyntc

Jawgap wrote: »

Tip: Start by getting off on boards.ie

FYP

hairyslug

smash wrote: »

If unmarried, take the back door.

I tried that but someone dumped a load of crap back there and I wasn't able to get in

crashadder

waraf wrote: »

Can you lend me a tenner?

sure PM me your IBAN

waraf

crashadder wrote: »

I am going to be completely straightforward about this. I live in Dublin and want some tips on how to get laid from locals as well as people who has been living here long enough to help.
Thanks

So are you a bogger or a foreigner? The answer will vary greatly based on your answer.......

Bogger? - go to Coppers
Foreigner? - go to Coppers

Lovely Bloke

go to a boards beers

seriously, I went to one, got laid and then married the woman I got laid by a few years later

crashadder

waraf wrote: »

So are you a bogger or a foreigner? The answer will vary greatly based on your answer.......

Bogger? - go to Coppers
Foreigner? - go to Coppers

Is that a night club or something ?

waraf

crashadder wrote: »

Is that a night club or something ?

Yep but not like any night club you've ever been to before! It's like a meat market except the meat in question is young, drunken country men and women (or at least it was back in my day). It's not a pleasant experience but if you need to get laid....


(Coppers = Copper Face Jacks night club on Harcourt Streeet)

Kimbot

For a small fee I can give you all the inside info :P

FortySeven

Escort Ireland 30 minutes @ €60.

That's a good bit cheaper than coppers.

smash

crashadder wrote: »

Is that a night club or something ?

Yea. Pack condoms. And gloves...

drake70

http://www.dictionary.com/browse/laid

31. to apply oneself vigorously.

Winterlong

Best way to get laid is to try not to get laid. Desperation is a terrible turn off.

padd b1975

crashadder wrote: »

I am rich but I'd say average for the looks.

You'll be fine.

Fuzzytrooper

Nicolas Cage wrote: »

No silly, he's an egg

Pay attention, based on OP's comments he's clearly one or more paving slabs.

Mint Sauce

ASL OP?

Ruu

Stop using the term 'get laid', women prefer 'making love'. :mad:

FortySeven

Ruu wrote: »

Stop using the term 'get laid', women prefer 'making love'. :mad:

I don't think he's a woman.

Ruu

Ruu wrote: »

Stop using the term 'get laid', women prefer 'making love'. :mad:

http://lamcdn.net/hopesandfears.com/post_image-image/MD3scMjJ2MGW1U-I1CS9hw-wide.jpg

Kimbot

Ruu wrote: »

Stop using the term 'get laid', women prefer 'making love'. :mad:

Making whoopie :P

Maximus Alexander

Death by snu snu.

_Kaiser_

Whatever happened to a good old fashioned Roide!! Or a shag?

Also *in the tone of those tracker mortgage ads * I have never been to Coppers

Gods bless ya OP if you need to start a thread asking that question.

jive

I've been out of the dating scene a while but I'm pretty sure making girls mix tapes is hot right now.

waraf

Post some pics of yourself OP and we'll tell you what you need to improve

Jim Bob Scratcher

Just rub one out OP, much cheaper and you won't have to worry about getting a knock on the door 9 months down the road.

madanall

Jim Bob Scratcher wrote:

Just rub one out OP, much cheaper and you won't have to worry about getting a knock on the door 9 months down the road.

Exactly...Rub one out into a fillet steak shaped like a vagina. No1 you have satisfied your needs and No2 a nice juicy steak for later .

Subcomandante Marcos

crashadder wrote: »

I am going to be completely straightforward about this. I live in Dublin and want some tips on how to get laid from locals as well as people who has been living here long enough to help.
Thanks

Tinder or OKCupid are the best bets app wise (unless you're a man who's into men, then grindr if your friend).

In real world situations, just go to the usual spots. Coppers, Diceys, D2 etc and chat someone up. It's not hard.

Failing that set up a Fetlife profile, go to one of their regular gatherings in Dublin, make some "friends" and you'll be knee deep in insecure people, ball gaggs and floggers by the end of the month.

RobbingBandit

Op if you are indeed rich there is only one sure way, EYES WIDE SHUT PARTY. If you require a hedonism bot ensure the orgy pit has been scraped and buttered.

Mr. CooL ICE

Ruu wrote: »

Stop using the term 'get laid', women prefer 'making love'. :mad:

*cough*

Your Face

Give rape a chance.

Jim Bob Scratcher

Ruu wrote: »

Stop using the term 'get laid', women prefer 'making love'. :mad:

The OP has probably just watched American Pie for the first time. So go easy on him :pac:

crashadder

Jim Bob Scratcher wrote: »

The OP has probably just watched American Pie for the first time. So go easy on him :pac:

English is not OPs first language. Thats why.

Shannon757

crashadder wrote: »

English is not OPs first language. Thats why.

Don't refer to yourself in the third person. Girls don't like that.

crashadder

Shannon757 wrote: »

Don't refer to yourself in the third person. Girls don't like that.

OP has no name

kellyshell

join plenty of fish......................tonnes of gamey lads and ladies on it