How to get laid

crashadder · 15-07-2016 11:22AM #1

I am going to be completely straightforward about this. I live in Dublin and want some tips on how to get laid from locals as well as people who has been living here long enough to help.
Thanks

Timberrrrrrrr · 15-07-2016 11:22AM

crashadder wrote: »

I live in Dublin and want some tips from locals as well as people who has been living here long enough to help.
Thanks

Are you a carpet?

15-07-2016 11:23AM

be rich and/or very good-looking.

pidgeoneyes · 15-07-2016 11:24AM

Pay for it.

Mr. CooL ICE · 15-07-2016 11:24AM

Timberrrrrrrr wrote: »

Are you a carpet?

No silly, he's an egg

Jawgap · 15-07-2016 11:24AM

Right Price Tiles - good for getting large areas laid for a reasonable price

smash · 15-07-2016 11:24AM

Have you checked the 'hot girls in your area' ads?

crashadder · 15-07-2016 11:24AM

glasso wrote: »

be rich and/or very good-looking.

I am rich but I'd say average for the looks.

That_Guy · 15-07-2016 11:25AM

Well starting off in After Hours was the perfect start....

whiskeyman · 15-07-2016 11:25AM

I believe you can purchase sex from a sex shop.

Diemos · 15-07-2016 11:25AM

Ok crashadder, you've come to the right place.

Getting laid in Dublin is very like getting laid everywhere else.

When a man and a woman love each other very much (and are married).
The man stick his erect penis into the ladies vagina (provided that she has given consent).
Then she takes a piss on you (this may be the Dublin variation you are unsure of).

Jawgap · 15-07-2016 11:26AM

Tip: Start by getting off boards.ie

waraf · 15-07-2016 11:26AM

crashadder wrote: »

I am rich but I'd say average for the looks.

Can you lend me a tenner?

crashadder · 15-07-2016 11:26AM

pidgeoneyes wrote: »

Pay for it.

I dont even know where to look

smash · 15-07-2016 11:26AM

Diemos wrote: »

When a man and a woman love each other very much (and are married).

If unmarried, take the back door.

Cortina_MK_IV · 15-07-2016 11:27AM

Ring Lino Ritchie, +353 1 836 2900. He'll know.

timmyntc · 15-07-2016 11:27AM

Jawgap wrote: »

Tip: Start by getting off on boards.ie

FYP

hairyslug · 15-07-2016 11:27AM

smash wrote: »

If unmarried, take the back door.

I tried that but someone dumped a load of crap back there and I wasn't able to get in

crashadder · 15-07-2016 11:27AM

waraf wrote: »

Can you lend me a tenner?

sure PM me your IBAN

waraf · 15-07-2016 11:28AM

crashadder wrote: »

I am going to be completely straightforward about this. I live in Dublin and want some tips on how to get laid from locals as well as people who has been living here long enough to help.
Thanks

So are you a bogger or a foreigner? The answer will vary greatly based on your answer.......

Bogger? - go to Coppers
Foreigner? - go to Coppers

Lovely Bloke · 15-07-2016 11:31AM

go to a boards beers

seriously, I went to one, got laid and then married the woman I got laid by a few years later

crashadder · 15-07-2016 11:32AM

waraf wrote: »

So are you a bogger or a foreigner? The answer will vary greatly based on your answer.......

Bogger? - go to Coppers
Foreigner? - go to Coppers

Is that a night club or something ?

waraf · 15-07-2016 11:37AM

crashadder wrote: »

Is that a night club or something ?

Yep but not like any night club you've ever been to before! It's like a meat market except the meat in question is young, drunken country men and women (or at least it was back in my day). It's not a pleasant experience but if you need to get laid....

(Coppers = Copper Face Jacks night club on Harcourt Streeet)