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How to get laid

crashadder

I am going to be completely straightforward about this. I live in Dublin and want some tips on how to get laid from locals as well as people who has been living here long enough to help.
Thanks

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[Deleted User]

Have you ever noticed that junkies, when they are not completely zonked, are always in a hurry?

I nearly have a mind to follow them sometimes. Where do they be rushing to?

lawlolawl

crashadder wrote: »

I haven't seen a female junkie in Dublin yet. Where should i look ?

Just go on the red line Luas.

biko

crashadder wrote: »

I haven't seen a female junkie in Dublin yet. Where should i look ?

No worries, just wait until you're desperate enough to date a guy.

Dravokivich

crashadder wrote: »

I haven't seen a female junkie in Dublin yet. Where should i look ?

Northside. They're afraid of water and don't trust bridges so will rarely be found on the Southside.

crashadder

smash wrote: »

And you've never heard of coppers either. Did you just fly in to Dublin this morning?

No its been 2 months. have been busy lately . Its not easy to make so much money you know. swh

smash

crashadder wrote: »

I haven't seen a female junkie in Dublin yet. Where should i look ?

And you've never heard of coppers either. Did you just fly in to Dublin this morning?

Angel2016

crashadder wrote: »

I haven't seen a female junkie in Dublin yet. Where should i look ?

This thread or post has to be a piss take ?

crashadder

biko wrote: »

I'm sure there's plenty of junkies around that will do anything for a fix..

I haven't seen a female junkie in Dublin yet. Where should i look ?

biko

I'm sure there's plenty of junkies around that will do anything for a fix..

idnkph

Your Face wrote:

Give rape a chance.

It's not rape. I call it surprise sex.

OP have you tried grinder???
A friend of mine said for me to go on it that it would make my day..... But it actually made my hole weak.

[Deleted User]

Shint0 wrote: »

not being able to spill milk.

:pac:

Ah sure there's always the online dating forum. Although tis rather safe so I don't think the OP would receive much advice

pickarooney

Jawgap wrote: »

Tip: Start by getting off boards.ie

Then boards.ie will feel obligated to get you off in return.

Shint0

Deleted User wrote: »

Gods bless ya OP if you need to start a thread asking that question.

Wasn't that what the online dating thread was for? It served an educational purpose. Now they're missing the beneifit of our wisdom and crying over not being able to spill milk. You just can't win.

Story Bud?

Jawgap wrote: »

Tip: Start by getting off boards.ie

I dunno. Plenty of riding going on between boardsies.

[Deleted User]

Abacus90 wrote: »

I don't know what world you are living in but most men don't have the ability to walk over to an attractive woman and have sex within a few days of saying hello.

It's a skill that can be learned, but it takes time and there is personal transformation which needs to take place.

Escort Ireland is there for those in need of a quick fix.

I would risk an infraction at least if I were to actually give the OP advice on how to meet a woman and have sex with her.

Jim Bob Scratcher

kellyshell wrote: »

join plenty of fish......................tonnes of gamey lads and ladies on it

Online dating only work if you are very good looking, otherwise it's a waste of time..

maudgonner

Nicolas Cage wrote: »

*cough*

Swiss Tony would beg to differ.

kellyshell

join plenty of fish......................tonnes of gamey lads and ladies on it

crashadder

Shannon757 wrote: »

Don't refer to yourself in the third person. Girls don't like that.

OP has no name

Shannon757

crashadder wrote: »

English is not OPs first language. Thats why.

Don't refer to yourself in the third person. Girls don't like that.

crashadder

Jim Bob Scratcher wrote: »

The OP has probably just watched American Pie for the first time. So go easy on him :pac:

English is not OPs first language. Thats why.

Jim Bob Scratcher

Ruu wrote: »

Stop using the term 'get laid', women prefer 'making love'. :mad:

The OP has probably just watched American Pie for the first time. So go easy on him :pac:

Your Face

Give rape a chance.

Mr. CooL ICE

Ruu wrote: »

Stop using the term 'get laid', women prefer 'making love'. :mad:

*cough*

RobbingBandit

Op if you are indeed rich there is only one sure way, EYES WIDE SHUT PARTY. If you require a hedonism bot ensure the orgy pit has been scraped and buttered.

Subcomandante Marcos

crashadder wrote: »

I am going to be completely straightforward about this. I live in Dublin and want some tips on how to get laid from locals as well as people who has been living here long enough to help.
Thanks

Tinder or OKCupid are the best bets app wise (unless you're a man who's into men, then grindr if your friend).

In real world situations, just go to the usual spots. Coppers, Diceys, D2 etc and chat someone up. It's not hard.

Failing that set up a Fetlife profile, go to one of their regular gatherings in Dublin, make some "friends" and you'll be knee deep in insecure people, ball gaggs and floggers by the end of the month.

madanall

Jim Bob Scratcher wrote:

Just rub one out OP, much cheaper and you won't have to worry about getting a knock on the door 9 months down the road.

Exactly...Rub one out into a fillet steak shaped like a vagina. No1 you have satisfied your needs and No2 a nice juicy steak for later .

Jim Bob Scratcher

Just rub one out OP, much cheaper and you won't have to worry about getting a knock on the door 9 months down the road.

waraf

Post some pics of yourself OP and we'll tell you what you need to improve

jive

I've been out of the dating scene a while but I'm pretty sure making girls mix tapes is hot right now.