What Sein Episode are you watching ?

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The Phone Message.

Elaine: Well some people like to drink cofee late at night
George: Yeah people who work at Norads and 24 hr missile watchers.

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The Stand In

Kramer: Maybe it nedded oxygen it can breath down there its inhumane

George: Because she thinks she's gonna be hurt
Elaine: is she?
George: Of course.

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The Wait Out...

Upon learning David and Beths marraige is on the Rocks ->

Jerry: Yeah.. I've been waitin' out their marriage for three years.

Elaine: Yeah, me too. Well, I've been waiting out two or three marriage, but this is the one I really had my eye on.


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Kramer:
I've got the body of a taught, pre-teen, Swedish boy.


The scene with Jerry trying to get the jeans off of Kramer- is a Television Classic

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The Keys.

George: what do they look like?
Jer: they look like keys George they look exactly like keys what do they look like

Kramer's chat with George is a classic.:)

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Ep. 130 The Calzone

George:
I am like a drug dealer. I got the guy hooked. I am having lunch at his desk everyday this week. He doesn't make a move without me. It's very exciting.

I love the bit when george tries to "re-tip" in the calzone restaurant becuase the guy didnt see him the first time ad then he thinks he's trying to steal from the tip jar!!

Oh and the bit with Kramer and the pennies- I think Johnny Knowville tried to do the same thing on Jackass

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The Junk Mail.

George: that vans a rocking
Jer: Don't go en knocking.

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The Strike - Ep 166

ELAINE:
Oh...I got denim vest checking me out.
Fake phone number's coming out tonight.

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The Dealership

Jer: I saw a chimp that does sign lamguage
Puddy: yeah I saw that too coco
Jer: right coco
Puddy: aslright coco that chimp is alright high five.

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The Stranded:


Security Guard:
What's the problem here?

George:
No problem. There's no problem. She just owes me ten dollars, that's all.

Cashier:
He's claiming short.

Security Guard:
Alright, let's just take it outside.


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George of course exhibiting his ability never to let a dead dog lie!

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The Clip Show

I love the Musical Bit with Michael Jackson's "Cant stop till you get enough". Thats back when he was actually Black!!

I always think if you are trying to convince anybody who is not a Seinfeld fan of how good the show is, you should simply pop them in front of the Clip Show and let that do the talking for ya!

Always a pleasure

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Back when MJ was actually normal. Yeah I watch clip show over and over but very poignant esp with Time of your Life.

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Yep, I must have listened to that thousands of times. Its a great song that suits the clip show perfectly.

Remember you can stream and listen to it on the site...
http://www.seinwars.com/features/seinoff-gallery/index.htm

Just click the speaker down the bottom. I often have a click when i'm here in UCD on a fast connection (listening as I write btw ))

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The Shower Head - S7 - Ep16

Peterman:
I'm afraid it's your urine, Elaine. You tested positive for opium.

Elaine:
Opium?

Peterman:
That's right, Elaine. White lotus. Yam-yam. Shanghai Sally.

Jerry:
I know this doesn't seem like work to any of you, if you could perhaps conduct your psychopath convention down the hall, I could just get a little personal space.

I feel like that too sometimes too Jer with my parents!!

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The Boyfriend (2)

George: Sleeping with a giant thats all I think about
Jer: so its fair to say you set different goals for yourselflike Thomas Edison or Magellan.

Love this ep its Jer anxiety over Keith which makes it excel + the JFK parody.

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FYI, Green Days - Time of Your life was listed as No. 78 on Vh1's Top 100 Songs of the Last 25 years.

More info is avaiable here...
http://www.vh1.com/shows/dyn/the_greatest/66966/episode.jhtml

Here's the full list...

100) Madonna - Ray Of Light
99) Norah Jones - Don’t Know Why
98) Hanson - MMMBop
97) Devo - Whip It
96) Beastie Boys - (You Gotta) Fight For Your Right (To Party!)
95) Oasis - Wonderwall
94) Cheap Trick - Surrender
93) Nine Inch Nails - Closer
92) Salt 'N Pepa - Push It
91) Melissa Etheridge - Come To My Window
90) The Police - Roxanne
89) Pat Benatar - Hit Me With Your Best Shot
88) Metallica - Enter Sandman
87) The Who - Who Are You
86) Tracy Chapman - Fast Car
85) Eminem - My Name Is
84) Radiohead - Creep
83) Band Aid - Do They Know It’s Christmas
82) Soft Cell - Tainted Love
81) OutKast - Ms. Jackson
80) Duran Duran - Hungry Like The Wolf
79) Destiny’s Child - Say My Name
78) Green Day - Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life)
77) Missy Elliott - Work It
76) Eurythmics - Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This)
75) The Ramones - I Wanna Be Sedated
74) Hall & Oates - I Can’t Go For That (No Can Do)
73) L.L. Cool J - Mama Said Knock You Out
72) John Lennon - (Just Like) Starting Over
71) Dave Matthews Band- Crash Into Me
70) Culture Club - Do You Really Want to Hurt Me
69) Mary J. Blige - Real Love
68) Chic - Good Times
67) John Cougar Mellencamp - Jack And Diane
66) Squeeze - Tempted
65) Nelly - Hot In Herre
64) The Knack - My Sharona
63) Beck - Loser
62) Pretenders - Brass In Pocket
61) Backstreet Boys - I Want It That Way
60) Santana feat Rob Thomas - Smooth
59) Meat Loaf-Paradise By The Dashboard Light
58) The Notorious B.I.G. feat. Puff Daddy & Mase- Mo Money Mo Problems
57) Eric Clapton - Tears In Heaven
56) Sheryl Crow - All I Wanna Do
55) Talking Heads - Once In A Lifetime
54) Goo Goo Dolls - Iris
53) Marvin Gaye - Sexual Healing
52) The Rolling Stones - Start Me Up
51) George Michael - Faith
50) Lenny Kravitz - Are You Gonna Go My Way?
49) Journey - Don’t Stop Believin’
48) Naughty By Nature - O.P.P.
47) Shania Twain - You’re Still The One
46) Queen and David Bowie - Under Pressure
45) Aerosmith -I Don’t Want To Miss A Thing
44) Gloria Gaynor - I Will Survive
43) The Go-Go’s - Our Lips Are Sealed
42) Blondie - Heart Of Glass
41) Red Hot Chili Peppers - Under The Bridge
40) Michael Jackson - Beat It
39) Tom Petty - Free Fallin’
38) The Clash - London Calling
37) Alicia Keys - Fallin’
36) Joan Jett - I Love Rock ‘N Roll
35) The Sugarhill Gang - Rapper’s Delight
34) Peter Gabriel - In Your Eyes
33) Tina Turner - What’s Love Got To Do With It
32) Pearl Jam - Jeremy
31) Dr. Dre featuring Snoop Dogg - Nuthin’ But A “G” Thang
30) Janet Jackson - Nasty
29) Bruce Springsteen - Born In The U.S.A.
28) Britney Spears - …Baby One More Time
27) Grandmaster Flash - The Message
26) Bon Jovi - Livin’ On A Prayer
25) Rick James - Super Freak
24) Celine Dion - My Heart Will Go On
23) Prince - Little Red Corvette
22) Cyndi Lauper - Time After Time
21) U2 - With Or Without You
20) AC/DC - You Shook Me All Night Long
19) Public Enemy - Fight The Power
18) R.E.M. - Losing My Religion
17) Def Leppard - Photograph
16) No Doubt - Don’t Speak
15) Pink Floyd - Another Brick In The Wall (Part 2)
14) Sinead O’Connor - Nothing Compares 2 U
13) TLC - Waterfalls
12) Alanis Morissette - You Oughta Know
11) Van Halen - Jump
10) Madonna - Like A Virgin
09) The Police - Every Breath You Take
08) Whitney Houston - I Will Always Love You
07) Prince & The Revolution - When Doves Cry
06) Run-D.M.C. - Walk This Way
05) U2 - One
04) Eminem - Lose Yourself
03) Guns N’ Roses - Sweet Child O’ Mine
02) Michael Jackson - Billie Jean
01) Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Spirit

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would someone explain to me how in gods name did Hansen get in?:rolleyes:

good call re Nirvana a superb song would have had at least one New Order song in here though.:)

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Hanson is a bit of a mystery alright ! What about Destinys Child at 79....CMON!!

I was a bit diassapointed with it TBH. I think there were more token inclusions of bands rather than for the songs.

I reckon they thought they had to include Metallica somehwere, but by No means is Enter Sandman their best song- just prolly their best known :rolleyes:

New Order's exclusion is prolly cos of their low US profile.

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The Backstreet Boys is another example. :rolleyes:

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Enough talk about back street boys and Beyone's booty.

possibly my fave ep The Outing LMAO at this scene.

Allison: Yeah? So?

George: Yeah so??

Allison: Well this is nice. They mention your name.

George: Don't you see what it says here? Don't you understand what that's

implying?

Allison: No, what?

George: I'm gay! I'm a gay man! I'm very, very gay.

Allison: You're *gay*?

George: Extraordinarily gay. Steeped in gayness.

Allison: [matter-of-factly] I don't believe it.

George: You don't believe me? Ask Jerry.

Allison: I will.

George: What do you mean you will? That's a bad idea. Jerry is a very

private person.

Allison: [Grabs George's lapels] I want to hear it from *Jerry*...

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The muffin tops one, an all time classic.

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The Big Salad
Season 6 / Ep 2:

Love Elaine trying to get out of giving her name to the Pen Store Guy
Says her name is Elaine, like Cher, no Surname.

...and Jerry describing a big salad...it has tomatoes the size of volleyballs!!

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and I love this line

Jer: Just had a big bowl of kix
George: how very mature.

havent seen that ep in quite a bit.

The Butter Shave
Season 9 ep 1

Love Elaine and Puddy in this, and "The Morning Train Sequence"with George.

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The Airport

I am right in thinking that its Larry's voice on the airplane when Elaine complains about haing to eat a kosher meal?

Never triggered before!

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It is indeed LD's voice and its also his voice in The Marine Biologist when you hear "Is anyone here a marine biologist"?

The Voice


Jerry: Yeah, I put a six hour tape in. That should cover the experiment, the arrest, and most of your trial. Alright, I’ll see ya.

Kramer: Whew. You know Darren, if you would have told me twenty-five years ago that some day I’d be standing here about to solve the worlds energy problems, I would’ve said you’re crazy… Now let’s push this giant ball of oil out the window.

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I saw this on TV Tome and then checked out the ep myself, but if you listen carefully in The Alternate Side while Jer's on phone to the guy who stole his car its LD.

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It could be alright.
Kramer butts in on the converstaion when Jerry rings him asking him to drop of the gloves nevermind the car!

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The Merv Griff Show

Newman: what about a guest host?
Kramer: I'll pretend I didn't hear that.

I love Jer's obsession with medicine cabinets which started off in The Conversion.

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The Dog:

Elaine: I believe I referred to her personality as a potential science exhibit.

Jerry: I said, "How come no one's killed her?" Probably shouldn't have said
anything, everyone knows the first break-up never takes.


George: I have nothing to say to anybody. I'm so uninteresting. I think I'm
out of conversation.

Jerry: So what are calling me six times a day?

George: All I know about is sports. That's it. No matter how depressed I get,
I could always read the sports section.

Jerry: I could read the sports section if my hair was on fire.

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I was watching The Bubble Boy yesterday, I love when George speeds down the road and then Jer can't see him, and when Donald is in the stretcher George is still shouting moops at him LOL.

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watchin chicken roasters... again.
N: Vile Weed!!!

J: It's Kramer isn't it? The greasy door knob, the constant licking of the fingers, he's hooked on the chicken isn't he?

N: Yes, now please! Someone, honey mustard!!