What Sein Episode are you watching ?

zAbbo

The one about the cubans, but have only watched 5 mins, watching the rest 2nite(have it on DivX)

I think its the one where Krammer is smuggling in Cubans, theres sorta a running joke where you`d think everyone`s talking about cigars but its these 3 Castro look-a-likes

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The ep is "The English Patient"

The Mandlebaums ruin this episode with their moaning but I love the #1 Dad T-shirt bit and when Jerry discusses it with Izzy.
[para]
"I Dont actually know how offical any of this rankings are"

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The Bubble Boy

George: “Who invaded Spain in the sixth centuary?
Donald: “Thats a joke The Moors”
George: “Oh no it’s the Moops, the correct answer is The Moops”
Donald: “Gimme that, that’s not Moops you jerk its Moors its misprint”
George: “I’m sorry the card says Moops.”

Jer: “Me underwear and T-shirt”
Elaine: “what about me”?
Jer: “oh you’ll be naked of course”

Its had to be George to
get in a fight with The Bubble Boy and even when he’s strangling him he’s still saying its Moops.

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Ep 159: The Serenity Now !!

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Adam Lippman:
I'm a man

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Lloyd Braun
Serenity Now...Insanity Later

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Oooh and of Course...Lori Loughlin

sceptre

Originally posted by smuckers
Its had to be George to
get in a fight with The Bubble Boy and even when he’s strangling him he’s still saying its Moops.

Ah, the Moops, class stuff. Still waiting for the Moors to come up in a conversation so I can go on about the Moops

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The Sponge

Jer: "What if you were in the mafia would you tell her then"?
George: "Hey a hit is a totally different situation"

Jer:"They serve soup at 6am"

George: "Elaine, I'm on the verge of makeup sex do you know about makeup sex"
Elaine: "Yes George I knoe all about makeup sex

Susan: "Well you've never been a couple"
George: "I've coupled I've coupled"

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Taped "the Movie" this morning will enjoy in due course.

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Of course according to George, that makes Othello a "moop"

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The Opera

Jer: "Overture curtains high this is we'll hit the hights oh what heights we'll miss on with the show this is it".

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Ep. No.56 - The Shoes

Denise Richards plays Russell Dalrymples daughter who convieniently rummages in her bag for George to get a cleavage peak!!

Jerry:
Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away!

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I love Elaines flirting w/ Russell...
Do you have a ketchup secret?

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haha love The Shoes it was used as a show filer on TV 3 yesterday

The Diplomats Club

Jer: "You don't have any black friends, outside us you don't side you don't really have any white friends either"

Newman: "He sat in The Cubicle right next to me, we once double dates"

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The Outing

Jer: "Seinfeld and Costanza bickered over the cleansiless of a fruit like an old married couple, I told ya the pear was washed"

George: " Do you wanna have sex right now do you wanna have sex right now? c'mon lets go baby c'mon"

Kramer: "He's the phone guy not that there's anything wrong with that"

This is prolly my fave ep Larry Charles was a great writer although I didn't like it when he supposedly dissed season 6.

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The Old Man(...again)

It was repeated on TV3 this avo. Only watched the 1st half.

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**George: Hey, what's your guy's name again?
**Jerry: Fields. Sidney Fields. *87* years old. *87*. How about yourguy?
**George: Ben Cantwell. 85. Huh... You think we'll make it to that age?
**Jerry: /We/? No.

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It was on that and Paramount I watched it at 5:00, its on Fri at 12, it should be The Junior Mint which is on tomorow on Paramount.:)

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Actually The Implant was on yesterday not The Junior Mint

Jer: “What do women do?
George: “We just play defence

Kramer: “Its like a sauna in here

George: “Losing a loved one I mean forget about it”

Sidra: “Oh by the way they’re real and they’re spectacular”

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The Gum

Jer: “Well Lloyd’s a very industrious fellow, I’m sure Lloyd can accomplish anything that he sets his mind to”

Kramer: “You missed quite a show buddy baboom babbaboom”

sceptre

Originally posted by smuckers
Kramer: “Its like a sauna in here"

Classic line:D

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The Mom and Pop Store

Jer: "Sometimes I spell Jerry with a G and an I"

Elaine: "Well Jerome I did a little snooping around"
Jer: "What did ya find out Lois"?

George: "Woodypecker, what is he some sort of insticator"?
Kramer: "Thats right he's a trouble maker"

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RIP Jessica and Holly

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Ep.No. 30: The Subway...

Its a really good ep becuase all the characters are involved and have their own storyline, yet then strangely all meet up at the very end!

Good bits:
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George is handcuffed to the bed post and mugged:
"$8...I wasted my whole morning on you for $8 "

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Elaines lesbian wedding coversation is excellent too !!

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Kramer's Hot tip for the horse

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The Checks

Jer: He's listening to the old desperado song and you're still dating him I'll tell ya who's a little desperado"

George: "Because here all they see is 3 morons whining about their dates"

Kramer: "Well we all don't have checks running in like you Jerry"

Best scene the japanaese toursits bunking in Kramer's drawers. hilarious.

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Actaully, its even better when they appear at the Nakamoto Broadcasting Corp office and they are starving.

"We suspect his friend is imbalanced" [para]

And then Mr Wilhem shows up with Sunshine Carpet Cleaners!!

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The Pothole

Elaine: "Its better than sitting alone at the resturant like some loser.

Kramer: "So where's that tool shed of yours"?

Jer: "Have a nice life"

I remember when I first saw that ep I watched it twice in succession, after watching The Yada Yada I watched it 3 times in the same week.

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"Ep 51 The Contest"

One of the classic all time lines....

Estelle:
I go out for a quart of milk. I come home and find my son treating his body like it was an AMUSEMENT park

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I was out late last night and came in to find it on tv3 at 1am- that put me to bed in a good mood

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The Wife

Kramer: "My wife just had an inner ear infection, I like that"

Kramer: "so I open up the window its too cold I turn up the heat its too hot I can't into the zone"

George: "uh huh or is because you don't want him to know you have a friend who pees in he shower I think thats exactly what it is.
Elaine: "Since when is a drain a toilet"
George: "They're al pipes whats the difference"?
Elaine: Different pipes go to different places you're going to get them mixed up"
George: "I'll call a plumber right
Jer: "allright can stop the pee pipe stuff?"

The best part is the end when Kramer meets Anna's parents that scene alone has me in stiches all the time.

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EP 57: "The Outing"


That scene Jer/George are trying to prove they are not gay to the NYU reporter is gas, when George propostions sex and then Kramer bursts in asking them do they want to go for a steam. LOL

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The Merv Griffin Show

Kramer: Two acts on the same show what is this amatuer hour?

Jer: "Got any booze lets say you and I get ripped"

Elaine:"Wrestling shoes"
Kramer: "only in New york"

George: T"he pigeons are ignoring me"
Jer: "So they're like everyone else"

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164. The Betrayal

Always found this ep so weird.
It prolly ranks down the list of my favs anyway. Has some good moments but not an epic.

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90. The Chinese Woman

Having watched this I was left pandering for some CYE w/ LD's brief cameo as Frank Costanza's Lawyer.

DC.... Hi, I'm Donna Chang...

Jer... You're Donna Chang

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I thought the Betrayal was quite funny Kramer's wish bit was a a bit silly but him meeting Jer 11 years before was a good bit when he was actually normal. Liked the idea that they revisited the whole George Susan thing.:)

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The Cartoon

Elaine: "The pig says my wifes a slut?"
Jer: "Now thats a complaint"

Newman: "It great to see a show thats about something"

zAbbo

Originally posted by 80project
90. The Chinese Woman

Having watched this I was left pandering for some CYE w/ LD's brief cameo as Frank Costanza's Lawyer.

DC.... Hi, I'm Donna Chang...

Jer... You're Donna Chang

Yeah watched the ep recently as well.

Not sure of ep number or name, but i watched the one where Poppy pee`s on Jer`s new sofa.

Poppy+Krammer go into business to produce the pizza you bake yourself.

There`s an ongoing abortian debacle as well.