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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • #632
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    Yeah you tell em sarky!


  • #633
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    doop odpo oopd podo












    that is all


  • #634
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    tSubh Dearg wrote:
    doop odpo oopd podo


    Well, I'm glad someone said it.


  • #635
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    why are'nt there more q's in the alphabet?


  • #636
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    forget that why is ther no ♂


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  • #637
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    Matthewthebig wrote:
    forget that why is ther no ♂

    it sublimiinallay channels sex thoughts into the brain..
    and for those that are not in the know may become evil sex fiends under the control of the government..


  • #638
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    how about ┘


  • #639
    NotMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    ۞


  • #640
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Satanist!


  • #641
    NotMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    Oooh I love my satan sheets. They're so smooooth.


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  • #642
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Nights in white Satan, never reaching the end...


  • #643
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    hippy!


  • #644
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Smelly head!


  • #645
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    Slut!


  • #646
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    OH!

    /me grabs Matthew's hair and proceeds to bitchslap him repeatedly


  • #647
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    whore!


  • #648
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    *Slap*

    Scag!

    *Slap*


  • #649
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Dinner was nice.

    Took a long time to eat it.


  • #650
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    *Claw*


  • #651
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    i cant get the small moth out of my bedroom :(


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  • #652
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Typedef it.


  • #653
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Back, sheeba, back i say!


  • #654
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Chad ghostal wrote:
    i cant get the small moth out of my bedroom :(


    Daddy long legs are also a pain.

    If we ever meet, remind me to do my impression of a daddy long legs, people.


  • #655
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Maybe I should send YOU to St. Louis!


  • #656
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Is that near Timbuktu?


  • #657
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Probably. I don't know. Shut up.


  • #658
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    We should go on a nest trip..
    to....
    ugh......................

    the zOO..


  • #659
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    And lo! Sarky did hear the laments of Chad Ghostal, and did listen unto his pleas, and went into the wilderness to ponder, and after forty days and forty nights of beer, coke and hookers in the wilderness retreat, He did return unto Chad and He did say unto him, "Quiet you!".

    Amen.

    -Book of Sarky, 09/14-16 (St. Shabadu version)


  • #660
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    yeah.. well..uh.. I CANT RESPOND To THAT!!..

    oh..wait ..im probably not supposed to.. :| ..
    damn my bRain¬!>
    How Dare yoU fail meee now>!:Z


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  • #661
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    And Chad did wail and gnash his teeth in torment, and also did he touch himself at night, for he was not righteous in the eyes of Sarky.

    And Sarky did smirk, and did a little dance of victory, only not too much because He had an Image to maintain. And Sarky did say "Heh heh heh. Bueno."

    -Book of Sarky, 09/20-21 (St. Shabby)


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