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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Platted... Or, em... so FadeToGrey has said in a previous post!
    Que??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Oh... maybe i just made that up...?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Maybe...

    :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,015 ✭✭✭✭Cuddlesworth


    Seems plausable. I'm never going to trust that lying bastard fade_to_gray againn.


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    Everybody knows that sarky likes to plait his beard into his pubic hair and pluck it like a harp. He calls it "making sweet music".


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    krazy_8s wrote:
    Seems plausable. I'm never going to trust that lying bastard fade_to_gray againn.
    i <3 u 2


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    /wonders about nipples

    funny yokes.

    Then you don't really need them do you being male.

    /places fades_to_grey's food dish into the cages.

    And no I don't believe in collars they can be removed, I prefer more permant markings.
    If you wish such a thing you will have to earn it.

    /me wanders over to stroke Sarksy beard and thinks about branding fade_to _grey with a hair straighteners or feeding him horrormoans so he grows boobies or maybe one boobie as she may want to slice off one of his nipples.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,401 ✭✭✭✭Anti


    Your a eveil, evil woman thaedydal

    How do you pronounce that name anyway ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    anti wrote:
    Your a eveil, evil woman thaedydal

    How do you pronounce that name anyway ?

    Go listen to the podcast and find out.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    *coughs* excuse me!

    not you thaedydal... i didnt tell him he could talk to anyone else... nipples clamps it is so...

    *flicks switch on generator!*


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Nipples clamps don't still his tounge, when the sedatives in his food kick in then the stump gag can be fitted to him.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    wow...

    *is in awe of thaedydal*

    he is a lucky lucky man!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    pff man , you surely mean manchild.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    well im sure a woman or your high esteem would onyl surround herself with the finest of men!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Ah you would think that but really I would not want to damage such wonderful speciemens when I get bored and decide to play...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    *incoherent mumbling through gag*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    Thaedydal wrote:
    Ah you would think that but really I would not want to damage such wonderful speciemens when I get bored and decide to play...


    ah yes you are of such a level of understanding that you know to keep the stock as pure as possible! i am truely in awe!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    A friend of mine just bought a computer with a better graphics card than mine. He can get the high-end light effects in Oblivion. I feel inadequate :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Sarky wrote:
    A friend of mine just bought a computer with a better graphics card than mine. He can get the high-end light effects in Oblivion. I feel inadequate :(
    Sacred ftw


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    diablo got old


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    You're really just a bot, aren't you? No human user could make so little sense for so long.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    And besides, Diablo NEVER gets old.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    TCN would be a much duller place with out his incoherient ramblings..

    Diablo got old,
    His feet are cold.
    This is a rhyme
    I made in no time :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    That's f*cking rich, coming from you.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Caution: Contents May Be Hot


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    /me makes sure Fade_t0_grey is comfy in his cage in the medlab and runs all the back ground checks to make sure he is a suitible canidate for the testing of all those alien sti's and to see if he can make anti bodies.
    For they may just save the rest of the crew from thier sexoring up the invading fleet.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    /me realises it's all for a good cause and stops mumbling for a while


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    /me wonders where the background music went


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    BlueSpiral wrote:
    /me wonders where the background music went
    It hasn't gone anywhere, you just hit the "mute music" button.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    //Pours glue in the shampoo bottle

    <_<

    >_>


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