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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    BEAT wrote:
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    Boo!

    my halloween costume this year...:D
    Super sweet!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    This is the real reason you can't afford to come to Ireland, isn't it?


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    I think you're right Mr Sarky.

    Care for some tea?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I'd prefer some MR. Tea, but regular will certainly suffice. Thank you. So kind.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Coffee is for real mansacks.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Which is why you're not getting any.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Served.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    Change Places!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    //Gets up and runs to the other side of the table...



    //Steals cake

    <_<


    >_>




    mmMMm


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    is there anyone around here who isnt a muppet besides the obvious people!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    None of that makes sense...Who's a muppet? And who's obvious??

    /looks inconspicuous

    >_>

    <_<


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    fade to grey you couldn't look inconspicuous if you tried


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    /me does daddy long legs impression


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    I like string


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,925 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    are you a cat?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    bump


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    lollers :D

    best bump EVAR!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    best bump ive seen in years!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I've seen better. You suck, MoJu!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    well come on then bearded one... if you can do better do it, if not... shut your pie hole!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Oh baxter.... you know how to cut to the core of me...
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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    Du dudududududududududududududududududuuddudududooooooooodududu
    dududududududuudnnnndundundundudududdudududu don!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    para-pa-pa-paa


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    Heeeeeeey *de-cha-voo*

    Coma coma coma comamilia

    Eye Spele fu-netically.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    I think "I" is about as fu-netical as you can get tbh.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    Well my brain couldn't function the letter "I" at that moment, then thought of it as a virus when it did get it and made my white blood cells eat it.

    But magically, mystically, my brain somehow got that wonderful letter back.

    *chugs down more caffiene pills with some diet coke*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    BlueSpiral wrote:
    *chugs down more caffiene pills with some diet coke*

    mmmm, death...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    mmmm, death...


    What ?
    para-pa-pa-paa


    lol


    punch kick tis all in the mind....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Well I was implying it would be a rather tasty method of ending one's life on a high. So I though "mmmm" for the tasty part, and "death" for the dying part, threw in a bit of punctuation for good measure and hey presto! The rabbit was in the hat the *whole* time.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    The rabbit was getting it's hole in the hat ?
    wow contorsinist bunnies ftw


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