Caught in the act.

okidoki987

One night with another girl I was seeing, she was babysitting and we were in the sitting room going hell for leather when in walked the wife of the couple she was babysitting for, and then she joined in with us...

...well actually she lost the plot and kicked us out and I had to get dressed in the street, but it would have been a better story if she had joined in

You could have left it as was without spoiling it! :rolleyes:

daosulli

G/F was going working abroad for the summer, so the day b4 she left i went to her place. Met da parents bla bla bla
That nite we got blind drunk & came back to her at about 4ish. There was a note saying i was to sleep on the couch!!! But trying to be really quiet & taking off our clothes as fast as we could, we forgot to turn off the light, close doors & curtains . . anyway, she was on top & after a few mins i heard a noise we looked over & there was her dad !!!! :eek: ''Mary . Mary come down & see that your daughter is doing'' I thought he was going to get a shotgun . . . . Heard there wasnt a word said in the car as the parents were dropping her to the airport.

Victor

A friends flatmate got it on with her boyfriend in the living room, forgetting the lights were on, the curtains were open and there were dozens of students with a view .... :eek:

Tiffany

My boyfriend's brother could've walked in on us numerous time if I hadn't remembered to lock the door first. :rolleyes:

kjt

Rebel !!!!!one one

when at a xmas party in a lane around the corner from sin nightclub by a garda:o
He asked us to finish the night off in a more suitable venue
Thank god though i thought my parents and everything were gonna have to find out
Imagine getting arrestd for doing that:D

joejoem

coolsmileygirl wrote:

when at a xmas party in a lane around the corner from sin nightclub by a garda:o

Ironic............


Simialar happened to me, was in the mens toilet of a nightclub in London with a girl called Destiny :rolleyes: while busy at it I got the "I'm being watched" feeling, looked up, and there was a bouncer standing on the toilet next door staring down at us.

Nice guy though, didnt throw us out. Not my proudest moment.

tbh

myself and a girl decided to go skinny dipping on holiday in Turkey a couple of years ago, after a night on the sauce. We stripped off and dove in. Thing was, it was much later in the night than we thought, and literally one second it was dark and quiet, the next, the sun was up and there were loads of people setting up bars and cafes on the beach. looking directly at us. so I had to stride manfully out of the water, put my clothes on, get her clothes, walk back into the water, help her get dressed, and the two of us made the walk of shame, soaking wet, back to my apartment.

caimin

caimin wrote:

myself and a girl decided to go skinny dipping on holiday in Turkey a couple of years ago, after a night on the sauce. We stripped off and dove in. Thing was, it was much later in the night than we thought, and literally one second it was dark and quiet, the next, the sun was up and there were loads of people setting up bars and cafes on the beach. looking directly at us. so I had to stride manfully out of the water, put my clothes on, get her clothes, walk back into the water, help her get dressed, and the two of us made the walk of shame, soaking wet, back to my apartment.

CLASSIC

BoozyBabe

Once at an ex's house.
We were 17 & living at home so never got a chance to do anything, until this day all was quiet.
We were completely naked, getting into the swing of things, but not actually doing the dirty deed, the front door opens, we hear the footsteps getting closer, no time to do anything.

As the door opens, he grabs the duvet, leaving me starkers!!!!
I had to dive for the floor.

To make things worse, she was a complete wagon & of course couldn't see the funny side, bit our heads off, then stormed out. He went out after her shortly after (when dressed) & she continued to eat the head of him for another 20minutes.

Didn't speak to me for months!, & that was only the sister!
Imagine if it'd have been the father:- a school teacher & religious nut!!!

thelordofcheese

Well an ex of mine was visiting me just after i moved to dublin, and one thing had led to yet another bad idea and we were going at it in my room upstairs.

I didn't think anyone else would be home for a while, but one of the lads skived off early and came home, he obviously heard us upstairs, but didn't make the connection.
So up he thundered and burst into the room, the noise of him making his way up gave me enough time to grab a duvet and throw it over the girl and myself
Once in he just started talking without really looking at me, ranting about how his day had been terrible and pacing up and down room.

after 5 mins of this i manage to get him to take a breath so i can get a word in edgeways
"i'm busy!"
"ohh, well i'm almost done"
"no.. i'm BU-SY"
*penny drops*
"ohh... right, sorry".

worse still the poor girl wanted to crash at my place that night, and the two of them spent the evening not being able to even look at eachother

da1&only

I was caught in the act by my gf's mother.We were upstairs in her room which was in the attic which is above her parents room.It was a monday night and i wasn't allowed o stay over but for some reason it seemed like a good idea.To cut a long story short i was caught bollox naked on top with her moaning when her mother walked and just screamed.I had to walk down the stairs past her on my way out of the house i could bearly keep a straight face at.I laughed all the way home ha ha ha wasnt allowed back near the house for about six months

Shinners21

With my ex...
By his ma, New Years Eve in his room
By the cops..in the back of my car
By his da...In his room
By his brother...In his room :rolleyes:

:rolleyes: Jesus I'm really not good at the whole not getting caught thing!! ha ha

Zulu

Shinners21 wrote:

With my ex...
By his ma, New Years Eve in his room
By the cops..in the back of my car
By his da...In his room
By his brother...In his room :rolleyes:

:rolleyes: Jesus I'm really not good at the whole not getting caught thing!! ha ha

get a lock, no?

largerthanlife

lol thats funny stuff shinners!!!!lol

Shinners21

Ha ha yea I have since invested in some lock's for my house!! They are always a good plan...

chrismon

where to start

was in my brothers flat with girlfriend on the couch gettin down to the dirty deed,when the door flies open "eh, eh, do you mind putting some cloths on?" so got dressed real quick, poor girl mortified, went out and had chat with him while she got dressed, he wasnt pissed, just a bit freaked out to see his lil brother at it, haha

was in the back of my car in "the spot" when a car drives by, thought nothing of it and kept going, then about 3 mins later there was at least 10 cars circling us but decided to finish anyway :cool:

we were down by this old library beside the river(shannon) in what we thought was a dark corner doin it doggy style, finished up and looked across the river only to notice at least 100 people on balcony of hotel cheering and roaring, walked over the bridge, it was clear as day!



thats all i can think of, i will rember more later :P

Miguel_Sanchez

Wow. I've never been caught. Girlfriend's housemate came into the house once and just turned the TV up really loud to drown us out but sin e.

Do know a girl though that was tied to the bed and her boyfriend was in the bathroom when his mother walked in. Man, oh man - what to say in a situation like that?

"Don't get up love" I suppose.

Sparky

im lucky to say ive never been caught.

amazingemmet

Been caught a few times but the worst was with a ex she came over one afternoon started fooling around, she duct taped me to the head board of my bed, we get a bit more into the swing of it and then there's a mother knock (when they knock while opening the door) an in walks my ma to see me duct taped to my bed with the gf straddling me. She saw the funny side to it though.

Shinners21

Shinners21 wrote:

With my ex...
By his ma, New Years Eve in his room
By the cops..in the back of my car
By his da...In his room
By his brother...In his room :rolleyes:

:rolleyes: Jesus I'm really not good at the whole not getting caught thing!! ha ha

what did the cops do ive been let off in the past:D

Also been caught by his dad he actually apologized for it.
Been also caught at it in a couple of pubs in swords, the harp and the lamb
(It was his birthday): D
Been caught by my little sister loads of times convinced she was doing it on purpose at the time after we broke up she told me she was because she had a crush on him! She’s 1, I could have killed her!

TerrorFirmer

dawballz wrote:

Search for Lenny's thread where he apparently walked in on his ma and da...
A classic!

Regardless of the actual truth surrounding that thread, it was an absolute classic. The imaginative descriptions he used, the way he described how they reacted, god, it was absolutely hilarious.

Mr.Nice Guy

MobileInfantry wrote:

Regardless of the actual truth surrounding that thread, it was an absolute classic. The imaginative descriptions he used, the way he described how they reacted, god, it was absolutely hilarious.

Yes I miss those posts of his.:D

TerrorFirmer

I just know half the crap posted here is made up though, you can tell from a mile away!

I've had no real bad encounters, once or twice friends walked in by mistake, but nothing you can't have a laugh about later.

Never come remotely close to having parents or relations or anything walk in.

Can anyone link to lennys thread? I guarantee it will produce tears of laughter. What ever happened him?

cil_aine

yea i want it! made me laugh.

grimloch

--->There we go folks.<---

I'm sure he won't mind it being brought up again. A fantastic thread.

Dave!

caimin wrote:

myself and a girl decided to go skinny dipping on holiday in Turkey a couple of years ago, after a night on the sauce. We stripped off and dove in. Thing was, it was much later in the night than we thought, and literally one second it was dark and quiet, the next, the sun was up and there were loads of people setting up bars and cafes on the beach. looking directly at us. so I had to stride manfully out of the water, put my clothes on, get her clothes, walk back into the water, help her get dressed, and the two of us made the walk of shame, soaking wet, back to my apartment.

walk of shame, lmao! -- that made me spit my drink back into the glass

There's some hilarious stories here folks, keep em comin!

And I want to read that Lenny thread too

On Topic, I've never been caught no, few close shaves though. Most of the doors in my house have windows on them, and my dad likes to mess around and look through the windows to scare people (he's a wierdo). Me and the girlfriend were getting kinda heavy, then look up and himself is there! grrg.

DaveMcG

DaveMcG wrote:

There's some hilarious stories here folks, keep em comin!.

Cormic

Was at it on the couch with the GF once when my mother walked in. The GF was mortified and would not come to the house for months.

omb0wyn5ehpij9

Never been caught at it, thankfully!