ooops walked in on me ma & da... i feel sick

Lenny · 11-02-2005 2:29pm #1

was out last night and came home, walkin up stairs i was locked off my face dono why i decieded to open my ma an da's bedroom(think i was checking to see if they were still out)
and there they were
my ma on her knees and my da standing against the wall getting head
I feel sick.

Blitzkrieger · 11-02-2005 2:32pm

rofl - get that soap and start scrubbing

look up the golden pages for a PTSD consellor.

Beruthiel · 11-02-2005 2:33pm

well
that will teach you not to open the door of their room again!
how did you think you came into being!!??

Blitzkrieger · 11-02-2005 2:35pm

not like that

Ph3n0m · 11-02-2005 2:40pm

well I hope your ma didnt see you and insist on tucking you in and giving you a kiss goodnight

anyway why were they out of bed - reliving their youth?

Adam · 11-02-2005 2:43pm

Come on people.... so lenny, is this like that time you killed your dog? Hmmm.

Beruthiel · 11-02-2005 2:44pm

Blitzkrieger wrote:

not like that

oh
he has Ken and Perry syndrome
it only happened the once, cos they had to, but they hated every minute of it!

newsflash
old peeps like to get jiggy too

mycroft · 11-02-2005 2:44pm

Blitzkrieger wrote:

not like that

The man has a point Ber, and you being mod of PI and mom

Lenny, why are you sharing this with us? do yourself a favour, start repressing this memory NOW.

Pigman II · 11-02-2005 2:48pm

Wow that's a tough one. I guess they should count themselves lucky that you weren't carrying your stungun when you accidently barged in on them.

Mossy Monk · 11-02-2005 2:48pm

funny situation whether its true or falsre

Beruthiel · 11-02-2005 2:49pm

mycroft wrote:

The man has a point Ber, and you being mod of PI and mom

don't see what that's got to do with the price of turnips smarty pants

I revert back to being a spammy, normal user outside me forum
(do as I say, not as I do syndrome

)
you lot make it sound like peoples dicks drop off after the age of 30!

/though I think I would defo shudder if I were to walk into my old pair
thanks for the mental image

mycroft · 11-02-2005 2:50pm

Beruthiel wrote:

newsflash
old peeps like to get jiggy too

Nice to see you're keeping active dearie....

And for the record Old people, ugly people and very fat people are having sex all the time, I just don't want to know about it.......

Chalk · 11-02-2005 2:51pm

least she wasnt going at it with the rampant rabbit, either?

KTRIC · 11-02-2005 2:51pm

Put it in the same little place in your brain as the memory of you tasering your dog. :rolleyes:

Creamy Goodness · 11-02-2005 2:53pm

Pigman II wrote:

Wow that's a tough one. I guess they should count themselves lucky that you weren't carrying your stungun when you accidently barged in on them.

quoted for humour

Spalk0 · 11-02-2005 2:53pm

holy bübbles &#8224 wrote:

Ok, where they against the wall facing the door or where you looking at it from the side? Where they nakid? And more importantly where they enjoying themselves? Having parents are are sexual active is great.. if you're smart enough to take advantage of it.

On a unrelated note - you can pick up a fairly decent wireless spycam for £39.99 on www.max.tv. You are in tha business after all are you not Lenny?

God man i doubt he wants to relive the damn episode!

woosaysdan · 11-02-2005 2:54pm

hee hee hee hee hee you'll knock the next time wont ya!!!

smoke.me.a.kipper · 11-02-2005 2:55pm

and they didnt offer you to join in?? what kind of parents are these!!

seriously tho, :eek: thats gonna be an awkward brekkie in the morning!

fade2black · 11-02-2005 2:56pm

What an exciting life this chap leads. Don't you love how he posts these delightful romps and then sits back in silence, watching the page count rise....hmmmm

Adam · 11-02-2005 2:57pm

he wont be crackin one off for a while!

Beruthiel · 11-02-2005 2:58pm

mycroft wrote:

Nice to see you're keeping active dearie....

I am soooooo looking forward to meeting you mycroft
will you be along to Boardstock next week???????

MickFarr · 11-02-2005 3:00pm

Beruthiel wrote:

you lot make it sound like peoples dicks drop off after the age of 30!

:eek: It was there this morning!!

Checks pants, still there now!

mycroft · 11-02-2005 3:02pm

Beruthiel wrote:

I am soooooo looking forward to meeting you mycroft
will you be along to Boardstock next week???????

I might just do.......course I'll be in disguise.

To keep the fires nice n stoked, tell us;

teeth. in? or out?

galactus · 11-02-2005 3:05pm

Lenny wrote:

was out last night and came home, walkin up stairs i was locked off my face dono why i decieded to open my ma an da's bedroom(think i was checking to see if they were still out)
and there they were
my ma on her knees and my da standing against the wall getting head
I feel sick.

Why? Did you join in as well?

woosaysdan · 11-02-2005 3:07pm

fade_to_grey wrote:

he wont be crackin one off for a while!

he prefers to use the hands free kit!!!

Adam · 11-02-2005 3:08pm

^^^^

Brilliant!

Beruthiel · 11-02-2005 3:08pm

mycroft wrote:

teeth. in? or out?

in
defo
so do introduce yourself....

Gilgamesh · 11-02-2005 3:10pm

Beruthiel wrote:

I am soooooo looking forward to meeting you mycroft
will you be along to Boardstock next week???????

thanks Ruthie, just gave me another reason to come to boardstock,

po0k · 11-02-2005 3:12pm

Why didn't you join in Lenny?
YORE. MA. could've used the extra set of lips I'd say.
I doubt your oul-lad would've minded at that stage.

Spalk0 · 11-02-2005 3:13pm

MickFarr wrote:

:eek: It was there this morning!!

Checks pants, still there now!

Skipped a beat there meself! :eek:

Thankfully ive 8 years to go before i should worry!.....

[Jackass] · 11-02-2005 3:14pm

Did you ever wonder.....if your mum gave dad a blowjob right before she kissed you good night......

ooops walked in on me ma & da... i feel sick

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