Caught in the act.

Tar.Aldarion

Agh no,never have sex when your room mate is there man, urg.
Well actually if it didnt bother him or her,have at it!
Anyway, just once. Home, living room. Mum.What was she doing out of bed... Next time she got pissed off at me, a line was shouted at me, involving my trousers being around my ankles, very loudly, whole family there, younger siblings who would have not let me forget it. I luckily managed to make it better by saying she was just joking when she left, 'good one but where did it come out of!!'

danniemcq

i was getting how could i say kissed in a special area before when my ma walked in the room, she didn't see (amazingly as she was on the phone and when she turned around i had my legs crossed and she was sprawled on the couch beside me after she jumped,

ma thought we were just "shifting" (my ma actually said shifting *shudder*) she told me later so i hope thats the truth!

Tar.Aldarion

Oh ya, that's 'true'
just like when mum found a condom in my coat and was like 'explain this'
Was like hmm, dunno, what is it? it's all rubbery hmm??
and then she pretended she didn't know either.
Never spoken of it to this day, ah memories

senordingdong

Wasn't caught by parents but myself, my gf of the time, her friend and her friends fella all went to this house.
The gfs friends sister was renting the upstairs and we were spending the night there for some reason or another.

Anyway, the gf and I went to the offo and upon returning, found the door shut so we decided to be nice and let them have their privacy.
We hung out on the landing and before long were at it, then the door burst open and the girl who lived there, and all of ehr mates burst in and charge up the stairs, then turned the corner to be greeted by my white ass.

The gf was mortified and I couldn't stop laughing about it, which pissed her off.

rainbow kirby

Thankfully, I've never been caught in the act

funk-you

Was caught in the alley beside musicmaker with my GF by a roadsweeper at 430am, he kinda walked past and caught a glimpse and then you could tell he said in his head 'wait a minute....were they....were they riding?' then he proceeded to walk past the top of the alley several more times while we were there. The cleanest spot of path in dublin that night.

Another time myself and the girlfriend were pissed as farts in her ma and da's while we were up visiting. we must have been pretty damn loud because the next morning we walked down for breakfast her little sister started laughing her ass off, her ma looked mortified and her da.....well lets just say i got the Da look.

Caught by the garda before too but they just laughed.

Endurance Man

Dont understand how so many of you can go into an alley at all ours of the morning and proceed to have your way with your GF . Its dirty back there, arent these girls protesting at all? I would never dream of taking a chickl back there .

funk-you

its not exactly a planned thing, it just happens when the mood takes you with a few drinks on you and you're not exactly gonna be lying on the ground in someone elses pee, without being too graphic you could go doggy or she could wrap her legs around your waist while her back is to a wall and so on....
the only dirty things will be the soles of your shoes.

TerrorFirmer

funk-you wrote:

its not exactly a planned thing, it just happens when the mood takes you with a few drinks on you and you're not exactly gonna be lying on the ground in someone elses pee, without being too graphic you could go doggy or she could wrap her legs around your waist while her back is to a wall and so on....
the only dirty things will be the soles of your shoes.

Yeah. You'd really be amazed by where you end up when the moods takes you.

MobileInfantry

MobileInfantry wrote:

Yeah. You'd really be amazed by where you end up when the moods takes you.

Yeah i agree:D

tbh

it'd never take me in the slaughtered lamb, CSG

Hobbes

Been caught twice, both by parents.

However funnier one was someone elses. Out drinking with friends, two of them headed back to thier house to do the business. We all started heading back an hour later. When we got back there was about 30 or so people standing around outside the house cheering. Turns out they were doing it in the living room with the lights full on and the curtains open. They couldn't see anyone outside but everyone could see in. I was surprised they didn't cop it with the people cheering and applauding.

We didn't tell them until they had finished.

caimin

caimin wrote:

it'd never take me in the slaughtered lamb, CSG

Ha Ha what can i say i was inspired and horny..so was he..It was his birthday as well so didnt mind obliging

Shinners21

coolsmileygirl wrote:

what did the cops do ive been let off in the past:D/QUOTE]

They were kinda laughing, but trying to be stern, you know how it is!! ha ha! They just took my name and looked at my tax/ins etc and told us to go straight home!! I'd say they just laughed their head's off when we were gone, we were soooo mortified.
Didn't stop us doing it again though, I think it's the whole thrill of getting caught thing!!

i wonder if they do really do anything to people "caught in the act" in public places

tbh

a mate of mine was caught up Killiney hill getting attention from his girlfriend in their car. They (mates) never even knew they were being watched until they heard the knock on the window. my mate explained it was his birthday (it was - they checked his license) and they let him off.

Shabadu

Location: Swimming Pool

Rumbled by: A load of German tourists running down from the hotel at 6 in the morning with their towels.

Shinners21

Endurance Man wrote:

Dont understand how so many of you can go into an alley at all ours of the morning and proceed to have your way with your GF . Its dirty back there, arent these girls protesting at all? I would never dream of taking a chickl back there .

Have you never just got the urge on the way home after a great night out?? Its not a planned thing, just sort of happens!! And the thrill of getting caught always adds to it!! Getting caught however definately kills the mood!!

joejoem

Shinners21 wrote:

Have you never just got the urge on the way home after a great night out?? Its not a planned thing, just sort of happens!! And the thrill of getting caught always adds to it!! Getting caught however definately kills the mood!!

Oh, bad memories. My two worst experiences of this was 1) A portaloo at a UCD freshers ball and 2) in a lift. I am waaaaaaay too tall for both.

100gSoma

I got lucky with this loose girl at a local niteclub. Well local enough. Got a cab back to my place. It was on. Knew it was from the moment we stating chatting in the club. when its on, you just know it. arrived back at the gaf, and then straight at it. Was totally distracted, and then... my wife switched on the light. :eek: was not a good night.

Shabadu

100gSoma wrote:

I got lucky with this loose girl at a local niteclub. Well local enough. Got a cab back to my place. It was on. Knew it was from the moment we stating chatting in the club. when its on, you just know it. arrived back at the gaf, and then straight at it. Was totally distracted, and then... my wife switched on the light. :eek: was not a good night.

/me smells a troll.

100gSoma

100gSoma wrote:

I got lucky with this loose girl at a local niteclub. Well local enough. Got a cab back to my place. It was on. Knew it was from the moment we stating chatting in the club. when its on, you just know it. arrived back at the gaf, and then straight at it. Was totally distracted, and then... my wife switched on the light. :eek: was not a good night.

Your WIFE WTF!!!!!!

Sifo

100gSoma wrote:

I got lucky with this loose girl at a local niteclub. Well local enough. Got a cab back to my place. It was on. Knew it was from the moment we stating chatting in the club. when its on, you just know it. arrived back at the gaf, and then straight at it. Was totally distracted, and then... my wife switched on the light. :eek: was not a good night.

Oh its on!!

was in church one week and i was whacking away (hole in my pocket). Came like an elephant jus as i was going up for communion. took my hands outta my pocket for the priest to place the bread on them, when i noticed my right hand was dripping in cum. Before i even got a chance to get embarrassed the priest was all over my hand like a baby licking an ice-cream.. kinda sick.. well it wasn't to bad...

Shabadu

coolsmileygirl wrote:

Your WIFE WTF!!!!!!

I believe his post may be best described in terms such as "acting the maggot" and "bollocking you".

100gSoma

LOL. LMAO Oh jeez....
thats prob not true. Theres 90% truth in mine.

Sifo wrote:

Oh its on!!

was in church one week and i was whacking away (hole in my pocket). Came like an elephant jus as i was going up for communion. took my hands outta my pocket for the priest to place the bread on them, when i noticed my right hand was dripping in cum. Before i even got a chance to get embarrassed the priest was all over my hand like a baby licking an ice-cream.. kinda sick.. well it wasn't to bad...

LegacyUser

Never got caught in the act, but came close a few times. Before my boyfriend moved to Dublin we had to grab our intimate moments where we could.
Once, after a night out, we went back to mates, they went to bed, we had a fold out couch, things were getting steamy, and naked, when this girl walked in on us, (we weren't actually sealing the deal, but she caught a good glimpse of his boy toy as I scrambled for the duvet) we didn't even know she was there.

She was in the year ahead of us in college, so major 'scarlet' factor was to be had!!!:D

dahooligan

Sifo wrote:

was in church one week and i was whacking away (hole in my pocket). Came like an elephant jus as i was going up for communion. took my hands outta my pocket for the priest to place the bread on them, when i noticed my right hand was dripping in cum. Before i even got a chance to get embarrassed the priest was all over my hand like a baby licking an ice-cream.. kinda sick.. well it wasn't to bad...

*dahooligan takes off the afro wig, and picks up a shiney, wet trout*

"Take that Sifo!!"

~Biff, Pow, OOHHH~ :eek:

*Sifo gives dahooligan a knowning nod, there'll be no more jokes about ice cream here lads..*

Sifo

dahooligan wrote:

*dahooligan takes off the afro wig, and picks up a shiney, wet trout*

"Take that Sifo!!"

~Biff, Pow, OOHHH~ :eek:

*Sifo gives dahooligan a knowning nod, there'll be no more jokes about ice cream here lads..*

dahooligan!!!

more like dafooligan :v: :v: :v:

joejoem

A mate of mine fairly recently met this girl on the way home from a night on the piss. They went into trinity on the way back to hers and had sex. They then went for food and back to hers, started getting it on again. Before long they heard a noise and down came her father. She jumped off my mate just before the father came in. He was pretty cool about it, told them to keep it down etc..... So back up the stairs he went and they got at it again. Shortly afterwards teh father came running down the stairs again (obviously hearing the noise and after getting an earful from his wife) and said my mate would have to leave but he would drive him home. Only when they got into the car did my mate tell him where he lived (he hadnt put much thought into where he was and how long the car ride would be) her house was in stepaside whereas he lived in Clontarf....... over an hour in the car.......not two words spoken......He said he just sat there hoping he wouldt get asked anything since he had no idea who the girl was or what her name was!

dahooligan

*Hangs his head in shame*

Yeah yeah yeah, yoorree ma etc + other such pleasantries

No real response came to the head, sorry