Caught in the act.

DrummerBoy

DrummerBoy wrote:

I think that might have been me who caught you!!!

???? What

DrummerBoy

I've been a bouncer there (lamb) for a long time now.












Just taking the piss!

ratgirl

i was caught on video, i made the video but someone found it, i'll get yous a link if you want it.

kaimera

from the girl with the 'bag' PI?

*shrug*

ratgirl

yeah, there's a market for that sort of thing, same people who are into bestiality and all that.

kaimera

yea, I thought of that then.

different strokes for different folks.

DrummerBoy

DrummerBoy wrote:

I've been a bouncer there (lamb) for a long time now.












Just taking the piss!

i'll pretend it wasnt u then .. but id do it again
it was his birthday i had 2 im a good girf

clint_silver

some bird from work asks me back to her place early one day, where she lived with her folks. sitting room was really small and she'd had the heating on for ages by the time i got there. anyway, we're at it for about 30 minutes when we hear the key in the front door. Up we jumped and clothes quickly on in time all messed tho. Sure enough the ma home early from work walks in, she stops, says nothign for a sec while looking at us sec and says what were the 2 of ye up to? (I hadnt met her before), the bird says nothing, why do you ask? the ma says cos theres a smell of fish!!! I never went back.

Dave!

^
:eek:

EWWWWWW!!!!

Milk Lover

i caut my friend wnaking three times in te livin room over in america. dumb ass!!!!

Megatron

Some righty Classy People Here

but it's all fun really .

Iv'e been caught a few times and caught a few peeps in my time as well.


Me :

My self and the Ex are upstairs in Her bedroom ( she rented a house with 4 other girls from her Course) now 1 of her mates is going out with one of mine . They come back early one Sat . and myself and the ex are going at it like the clappers, but we did hear someone outside the door , We stop and just as i'm getting out of the bed to stick something on so i can find out what it is , who bursts in but Her mate. Seeing me standing there in all my glory with a rubber flag was enough to make her scream

Me :

Me and the same Ex had the house to ourselves for the weekend, So lots of and lots of Fun was had . Sunday morning , i agree to pop down the shops to get the sunday paper and stuff like that so i'm paid with Some good auld fashioned you know what. I hear this banging down stairs in one of the rooms. Now i know none of the flate mates are around , so i think **** , We've been broken into. I stick on some Underwear , and pop down stairs bricking myself ( she didn't live in a good neighorhood. ) I'm hoping the sight of me in Red Y-fronts will frighten him off . So i'm downstairs now , and the banging and crashing is coming from a bedroom of one of the girls. I knock on the door , but no answer and the banging continues. So i open the door, and no one is there , i have a quick look around the room and i spot this bloody Massive Statue of a Pidgeon on her dresser , I think "what the hell does she have that for" when it turns and looks at me :eek: , Seems that it fell down the chimley and started clattering around the place, so i chased it out a open window and that was that. but bloody strange imo.

Mate :
Came home from work very late one evening as i got stuck on a project, I'm sauntering past the Tv room and all i see is a pair of ladies feet sticking up in the air , so i turn of my mp3 player and sure enough i hear all the ohh's and ahh's going on . I know it's my flate mate , so i knock on the open door and ask does he want a cup of tea .... all sound stops for a good 4 seconds , "yeak ok mate , that would be nice" , me : "how about you Jen ?" , "Yeah sure " , me "Want any sugar ?" , at which point i get a shoe thrown at me . My mate's GF would speak to me for 4 weeks but it was well worth it

Brother :

My Bro was seeing a girl , now at the time we shared a room in my parents house ( so this is a good 8 years ago now) but when he had his then GF up there he would shag her on my bed. Now ok , it is strange when you come up to your bed and it really warm :mad: , but not when in themorning you go to turn off your alarm only to find a used jonny hanging off it. ( 2 of my bro's read boards as well , so i hope they give him abuse for this).


Me :

My last ex worked on a cruise ship between finland and Sweeden , and there was a weekend off , where all the cleaning gets done in 1 day but it's a 3 days sail. So all the partners are invited on board and a big party is had.
We all end up getting steamed , and head off to our cabins for respective fun.
Myself and the Ex are half way back but we get a bit carried away and start going at it on a stairs , only to have the captin of ship as us to continue this in our cabin , my Ex said she was sick for the rest of the sail and for 2 weeks after , she just couldn't face going back for ages . Also when we did get back to our apartment on dry land , we where happily having fun , and my Mum called on the phone , I was expecting the call so i stopped what we where doing so i could talk to her ... my ex takes this as a sign to start sucking the man juice from me ... i had to just hang up on the call ... ahhh ... was great .... but why did she dump me

Terry

going at it on the couch with some girl i had met in the pub. my father walked in on us. i don't think eithe of us would have noticed, only he started apologising. i think he was more embarassed than either of us.

Megatron

Jus tthought of another one there ....


I was getting the dart home from Howth one evening, and we caome up to Bayside, as you pull in there is about a 10 x 15 patch of grass right above the pavement beside the bridge. I was bored but sure enough there is a young scanger couple going at it joe 90.

All i remember is the guy shouting at me and i started pointing and laughing .


Another night on the dart , i was the only person on the Carrage, So i was slumped down the back and was just staring out the window. at some stage a couple got on , something drew my attention to where they where sitting ( oppiste end of the carrage to me) i didn't spot it straight off , so i went back to staring out the window again. it comes to my stop , i stand up , and low and be hold , she is just about naked straddeling him on the dart ( mind you it was the last dart of the night).

She went bright red and i just got off and ran up the to the exit

Dave!

Megatron wrote:

i just got off and ran up the to the exit

Jayziz! :eek: Did she at least offer to help ye out?!

Pompey Magnus

At least no-one was caught in the act of having sex with a goat like this guy in Sudan, he then was forced to marry it. Now that would be embarressing.

Cherub

i got caught by a guys dad. We skipped school (a few weeks before the leaving, all totally legal!) and went to his house and got down and dirty. I was a bit loud and didnt hear the door open. I dont know how long his dad was standing there, but i was mortified. He just said "I'm putting on the kettle if you want a cuppa tea"

My current boyfriend used to live with his grandfather and one really hot day during the summer we went at it in the back garden. we thought his grandfather was gone for the day, but halfway thru, he walks out. He freaked. My boyfriend moved out after it.

and we've been caught by his roommate loads of times.

MarkR

Not me, but a guy in work. We have test units, mp3 players, mobile phone, tv's etc which we often sign out to test and get to know. Anyway, this guy brought home one of the mobiles for the weekend, and didn't wipe it before returning.

No one knew until one of the lads wanted to test the tv out feature on one of the phones. Not having a vid to hand on his mobile, another guy bluetoothed a vid to him - not knowing what it was.

Picure it. Crowded call centre. 42" plasma. One girl and her rampant rabbit. With sound. AND she worked there too! She quit shortly afterwards, and I think he got into trouble for that.

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