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Sticky: Things that are sticky (STICKY)

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    #182
    Tree
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 4,680 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tree


    sputum is phlegm, but only a really good deep down purulent sample will stick well


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    #183
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    ha, okay, was so thinking something else... but I've swallowed that too... not... nevermind...


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    #184
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,732 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Le Rack wrote:
    ha, okay, was so thinking something else... but I've swallowed that too... not... nevermind...
    :eek:


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    #185
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    I didn't swallow that!


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    #186
    supersheep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 656 ✭✭✭supersheep


    What exacly did you swallow that was like sticky toffee?
    (I'm guessing snot... ANything else your dirty mind could conjure is NOTHING like sticky toffee... Sticky, yes, toffee, no...)


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    #187
    kittenkiller
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭kittenkiller


    sticky-moula-btn.gif


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    #188
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    I never said it tasted like toffee...
    I once licked blood of a boys face cuz I punched him and gave him a black eye and cut.... that got sticky...


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    #189
    Zillah
    Registered Users Posts: 17,371 ✭✭✭✭Zillah


    Post abortion clean up?


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    #190
    Ruaidhri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,719 ✭✭✭Ruaidhri


    I woke up stuck to my sheets once. Any idea's why?
    On an unrelated note,i had the strangest dream about noddy the other night.


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    #191
    singingstranger
    Registered Users Posts: 2,270 ✭✭✭singingstranger


    Pritt Stick: The Non-Sticky Sticky Stuff(tm).


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    #192
    Rustar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,217 ✭✭✭Rustar


    Certain types of wickets.


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    #193
    cotwold
    Registered Users Posts: 950 ✭✭✭cotwold


    Situation:rolleyes:


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    #194
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users Posts: 6,121 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Cinema floors.


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    #195
    *Lolly*
    Closed Accounts Posts: 274 ✭✭*Lolly*


    Eyeshadow Cream:p


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    #196
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Those times when you get caught with your hand in the cookie jar. And by cookie jar I mean woman. Yeah.

    Sticky.


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    #197
    biko
    Registered Users Posts: 81,223 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Caulobacter crescentus is the stickiest thing known to man.


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    #198
    Archeron
    Registered Users Posts: 6,174 ✭✭✭Archeron


    Octopus tentacles. profitaroles. Garbage juice. that red squeezy stuff that people put on ice cream that makes it look like a tasty and wholesome gaping wound. Pus. dead jellyfish.


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    #199
    singingstranger
    Registered Users Posts: 2,270 ✭✭✭singingstranger


    The hands of a grubby five-year-old with too many fruit gums.


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    #200
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    singingstranger wrote:
    The hands of a grubby five-year-old with too many fruit gums.

    Thats worrying ..


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    #201
    singingstranger
    Registered Users Posts: 2,270 ✭✭✭singingstranger


    How so?


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    #202
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Child snot... the most adhesive substance in the world...


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    #203
    elmyra
    Registered Users Posts: 1,755 ✭✭✭elmyra


    Melting tar on a hot summer day...ugh the sound of it against my car tyres makes me wanna throw up.


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    #204
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,732 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    elmyra wrote:
    Melting tar on a hot summer day...ugh the sound of it against my car tyres makes me wanna throw up.
    much worse on an Bicycle, you can feel it slowing you down, and worse it rots the tyre so they split later :(

    A sign that says 'wet paint'

    that's really sticky, because people will go out of their way to stick their fingers on the wet paint

    /me hatches cunning plan to put super glue / impact adhesive new wet paint signs


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    #205
    Pocari Sweat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,106 ✭✭✭Pocari Sweat


    Dried up cat shyte in shag pile carpet.

    Warm chewing gum in yer hair.

    A swarm of 12 legged nanobots with mini g-clamps for toes, making a nest in yer ball sack.

    A rival gang of 15 legged nanobots armed with super glue and covered in cat shyte, fighting for every last pube in yer ball sack.

    Telephone canvassers selling all sorts of shyte you don't want.


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    #206
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    See post above... WE HAVE A NEW LEADER!!!!


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    #207
    WineCountryDiva
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3 ✭WineCountryDiva


    Some ****uations can be quite sticky. Let's list some of them.


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    #208
    WineCountryDiva
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3 ✭WineCountryDiva


    Oops. I'm new here. I guess we're not allowed to spell ****. That must be why I see shyte all over the place. So, again, some shyte-uations can be sticky.


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    #209
    MrB
    Registered Users Posts: 228 ✭✭MrB


    Thaedydal wrote:
    YUK Marmite
    YUM Marmite

    Now comes in a squeezable container! :D
    http://www.marmite.com/love/squeezy/


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    #210
    maxpower
    Registered Users Posts: 293 ✭✭maxpower


    my hand when i wake up in de mornin:D


    prob has been said many times b4... :(


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    #211
    Archeron
    Registered Users Posts: 6,174 ✭✭✭Archeron


    WineCountryDiva wrote:
    Some ****uations can be quite sticky. Let's list some of them.

    While waiting for an interview, you have to have the stinkiest, stickiest dump of your life, accompanied by numerous spine shatteringly loud farts which resonate throughout the bathroom cracking tiles and smashing lights. When you've finished your business, you open the door to find your interviewer outside getting sick into the sink because of the smell, and with blood coming from his ears because of the sounds.


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