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Sticky: Things that are sticky (STICKY)

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,106 ✭✭✭Pocari Sweat


    Then to be completely sure of getting the job, you rub him up and down with a jar of marmite and spank him senseless with your bicycle pump whilst shouting, "I can become the managing director next month, because I am the master".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    LOL! Archeron and Pocari Sweat! You should collaberate more often!!!!

    I can't believe no one has mentioned Pub Toilets!!! Eeeeeewwwwwww!

    Sweat can be sticky!!!!

    Laundry soap is sticky


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 6,684 ✭✭✭Archeron


    Lust4Life wrote:
    I can't believe no one has mentioned Pub Toilets!!! Eeeeeewwwwwww!

    Lets not forget the floor in that cinema in Santry! I once saw 4 films for the price of one. I didnt want to see them, but I couldnt move and I'd be darned if I was leaving my new basketball boot behind.


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 96,302 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight




  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 96,302 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight




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  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 96,302 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    My keyboard at the moment.... bad accident with a smoothie :eek: .


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,060 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    boneless wrote:
    My keyboard at the moment.... bad accident with a smoothie :eek: .

    smoothie ay :confused::confused: , thats what they all say. My guess is a PM chat with Jules got outta hand (if you'll pardon the expression ;) )


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    smoothie ay :confused::confused: , thats what they all say. My guess is a PM chat with Jules got outta hand (if you'll pardon the expression ;) )
    You have a dirty mind.... I love you!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    smoothie ay :confused::confused: , thats what they all say. My guess is a PM chat with Jules got outta hand (if you'll pardon the expression ;) )


    your just jealous.. ur not the only object of my attentions... jealous or relieved!!! and my pm chats are extremely unsticky and highly intelligent~


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    my feet were on sat night when Rymus spilt a pint on em...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    I'm stickah!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 228 ✭✭MrB


    A Gekko's todger.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    My boots after spending all day in a muddy trench.... BAH!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,852 ✭✭✭condra


    that crap you find under tables in pubs- its not chewing gum, its like f**king syrup. Its sticky.


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,504 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    the kitchen floor after i spilt jam on it


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 96,302 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,033 ✭✭✭Chakar


    slipping in a oil slick


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Al dente spagetti on the fridge door


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    The piece of toffee I found in my pocket...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,919 ✭✭✭Bob the Builder


    stalkers


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    My egg whisk...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    me after a certain conversation last night!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭kittenkiller


    I heard that Amp has something sticky in his pants!!!!!

    OH YES I WENT THERE!!!!!!1!!1one!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    oh no you didnt, an attack on Amp, is an attack on the whole of TCN.... Be warned!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    A dozen almond buns from my local bakery.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,413 ✭✭✭frobisher


    The inside of sellotape.
    Fresh velcro.
    The maple syrup that I keep on my thighs.
    The glue that I put into my housemates bottle of KY jelly under his bed that he thinks I don't know about.
    New tyres on a tar road on a hot day.
    Two dogs mating when they get turned the wrong way.
    The situation od hiding from your lovers husband in the wardrobe.
    Branches and twigs (obvious I know, but true.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    used ones...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,528 ✭✭✭TomCo


    Certain situations.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,925 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    magnets...


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