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Sticky: Things that are sticky (STICKY)

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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    Plague


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    simu wrote:
    I'm a stickler for puns.


    :cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Situations involving a maiden aunt, rubber glove, and a gallon of schnapps... :eek:


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,732 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Your address on a spam or Readers Digest list.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭kittenkiller


    Pu**y Palace VHS during the summer holidays when you're doing up someones house?


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  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,732 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    congealing blood


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Custard.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    You can walk on custard if you do it fast enough. Don't stop though, or you'll get the quick-sand effect.


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,732 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    How do elephants hide in custard ?

    They paint their feet yellow and lie upside down.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    It's funny because it's true.


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  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    Those fly trap thingys you hang from the ceiling are really really sticky!


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    spider webs!


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,732 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Have you ever seen an Elephant in custard ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Yes, once. It was unpleasant for all concerned.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    Sticks


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,732 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Sarky wrote:
    Yes, once. It was unpleasant for all concerned.
    Normally you don't see them becase it works so well.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    a melted banana


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,327 ✭✭✭kawaii


    Babies.

    And the cinema.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    dax red


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    Can you melt bananas?

    Cheap lipgloss


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,327 ✭✭✭kawaii


    Yeah, over a blue flame.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    whipped cream and egg yolks mixed with flour..


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,002 ✭✭✭bringitdown


    The 2 day old chocolate donut that I left on my dashboard.

    Its pretty sticky.

    And not very tasty.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    gummy bears


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 40 homerule


    your finger.(after being up your nose)


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    ma-nick


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    ...yore ma!111


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    bunny road kill.


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,732 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Dark Suckers


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,145 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    Some situations are sticky.


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