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Sticky: Things that are sticky (STICKY)

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  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,732 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    napalm :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28 Willy


    A big sticky penis


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,418 ✭✭✭Steveire


    The banning stick when near muppets.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    knob cheese?


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,953 ✭✭✭blu_sonic


    seamen


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  • Registered Users Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    spunk


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    things associated with me!
    long story...

    jam!


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,953 ✭✭✭blu_sonic


    seamen/spunk are associated with you?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    my initials are RG, a nickname of mine, is "Rachel Good, good in bed" (done in bond style), there are stains on my ceiling that I don't know how they got there and don't make me tell you the blanket story!


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,732 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    stalkers


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    please m'am, may i have the blanket story :D


    ... :v:


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,953 ✭✭✭blu_sonic


    Le Rack wrote:
    my initials are RG, a nickname of mine, is "Rachel Good, good in bed" (done in bond style), there are stains on my ceiling that I don't know how they got there and don't make me tell you the blanket story!

    blanket story?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    no not the blanket story...


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    yes, yes the blanket story

    /sits forward attentively



    Darts are sticky.. especially in humans.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    maybe


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    fine.
    me and boyf are lying on bed, arm in arm, friends are there too, we are stil fully engaged in the convo. We kis a little, and some friends decide to throw a blanket over us. We decide to take advantage of the "privacy". so with my arm arched over him I use the other arm to ye know, thinking no one could tell cuz of the angel of my arm. Little do we know they have gotten a video phone out cuz apparently you can fully see whats happening. Other friends come back in, on watching the video this was the dialogue

    "Why is the screen all blue?"
    "It's a blanket"
    "Why is the blanket moving?.....ooh...... Euw!"

    All the time my three year old brother had also been running in and out of the room!

    Then another friend, an ex of mine, decides to jump on us, so does a full body slam on us nearly breaking my boyf's cock, and that is the blanket story...

    There's worse...


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    Le Racks BLanket/boyfriend/ceiling :v:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    Cough*quilt,t-shirt,coat...*cough


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    Le Racks BLanket/boyfriend/ceiling :v:
    also, ex-boyf


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    Too splurgy for ya?

    slurg is stickey ¬_¬


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    god no! apparently the relationship wasn't going anywhere, after two weeks.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,121 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Situations can be sticky. See above.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 656 ✭✭✭supersheep


    That is perhaps the ultimate definition of a sticky situation.
    Another thing that is sticky is a couch. Of leather. With a couple on it. Sweat. Leather's natural stickiness. And everything else you might expect. (See Rack's story.)


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,732 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1 danny101


    some strange substance i found on me car


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    was it the back seat of oyur car???


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 4,680 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tree


    sputum is sticky. a good sample should stick to teh side of little container the doc gives you


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    dare I ask what sputum is?


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,732 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Le Rack wrote:
    dare I ask what sputum is?
    Too late you've already eaten some :v:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    okay, yeah it was like sticky toffee, so it definately qualifies for this theread


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