Guess which one?

jacko

yea monomaniac baseball it is... was a giveaway really saying its his goal to run home.

monkeyfudge

This one is a story about a girl. While at the funeral of her own mother, she met this guy whom she didn't know. She thought this guy was amazing, pretty much her dream guy. She believed him to be just that, she fell in love with him there but never asked for his number and then...

A few days later the girl killed her own sister.

So, what is her motive in killing her sister?

monomaniac

It was a bit if a give-away wasn't it!

Right - I can't think of any off the top of my head and I don't wanna just use google so someone else go.

Iago

monkeyfudge wrote:

This one is a story about a girl. While at the funeral of her own mother, she met this guy whom she didn't know. She thought this guy was amazing, pretty much her dream guy. She believed him to be just that, she fell in love with him there but never asked for his number and then...

A few days later the girl killed her own sister.

So, what is her motive in killing her sister?

I know this one too, still I guess it's no fun answering

monomaniac

Were the girls twins who hadn't spoken in ages ? The bloke was courting one of them before the funeral?

That twin becomes jealous and kills her sis?

jacko

as monomaniac said... just beat me to it

monkeyfudge

monomaniac wrote:

Were the girls twins who hadn't spoken in ages ? The bloke was courting one of them before the funeral?

That twin becomes jealous and kills her sis?

No. It's nothing like that.

It's actually pretty straight forward. All the information is in the piece.

This one is actually taken from a physiological test.

meepmeep

monkeyfudge wrote:

This one is a story about a girl. While at the funeral of her own mother, she met this guy whom she didn't know. She thought this guy was amazing, pretty much her dream guy. She believed him to be just that, she fell in love with him there but never asked for his number and then...

A few days later the girl killed her own sister.

So, what is her motive in killing her sister?

Well if the guy went to the mothers funeral, then he would go to the sisters funeral as well? So she would be able to see him again?

If thats right, then someone else can post one, coz i don't have any!

jacko

did her sister ask him for his number and end up dating him?

monomaniac

Damnit - and I studied psychology for 2 years. And I've heard this one a few times before.

Worst. Detective. Ever!!

monkeyfudge

meepmeep wrote:

Well if the guy went to the mothers funeral, then he would go to the sisters funeral as well? So she would be able to see him again?

If thats right, then someone else can post one, coz i don't have any!

Yes. That's right. You passed the test. Congratulations, you're a psychopath!

monomaniac

meepmeep wrote:

Well if the guy went to the mothers funeral, then he would go to the sisters funeral as well? So she would be able to see him again?

That's the one - this was the test to see whether you were a potential serial killer.

Iago

1. A man dies of thirst in his own home. Hows is this possible?

2. A horse is tied to a 15 ft. rope and there is a bail of hay 25 ft. away from him. Yet the horse is able to eat from the bail of hay. How is this possible?

3. A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and points it at him. The man says, thank you and leaves, why?

4. A man is lying dead with a backpack on, face down in the desert. What happened?

meepmeep

monkeyfudge wrote:

Yes. That's right. You passed the test. Congratulations, you're a psychopath!

Blisterman

The rope wasn't attached to anything.

monkeyfudge

I think I still have 1 or 2 left.. put I need to peice them together in my head again... and I have a really bad headache from all the drinking and twiglets I had last night..

so does anyone else have one?

meepmeep

Iago wrote:

1. A man dies of thirst in his own home. Hows is this possible?

2. A horse is tied to a 15 ft. rope and there is a bail of hay 25 ft. away from him. Yet the horse is able to eat from the bail of hay. How is this possible?

3. A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and points it at him. The man says, thank you and leaves, why?

4. A man is lying dead with a backpack on, face down in the desert. What happened?

1) How can that not be possible? He doesn't drink anything?

2) The rope isn't tied to anything (at the other end)

I'm thinkin about the other 2!

monomaniac

1. He lives in the desert?

2. the bail of hay is more than 10ft long

3. It's the thirsty man from 1. I'm thinking the horse is involved in their confrontation.

monkeyfudge

Iago wrote:

2. A horse is tied to a 15 ft. rope and there is a bail of hay 25 ft. away from him. Yet the horse is able to eat from the bail of hay. How is this possible?

The rope isn't tied to anything other than the horse?

monkeyfudge

Iago wrote:

4. A man is lying dead with a backpack on, face down in the desert. What happened?

Aha.. the backpack is a parachute that failed to open

these are nice little ones

monomaniac

I'd say they're all connected.

The fecking horse drank all the water - thats why you should always tie your horse up. There's a water shortage - the barman didn't take kindly to the request of water from the horse owner. The man dies of thirst.

I give up on this one.

Iago

You've guessed number 2 right. Monkeyfudge has the correct answer for number 4

The rest are still up for grabs...

The assumption in Number 1 is that he didn't purposely drink nothing..

penguinbloke

1. living on a boat in the sea
2 answered before
3. man has hiccups
4. shot??

Iago

penguinbloke wrote:

1. living on a boat in the sea
2 answered before
3. man has hiccups
4. shot??

2 for monkeyfudge and 2 for penguinbloke

Blisterman

He lives in a houseboat.

meepmeep

penguinbloke wrote:

3. man has hiccups

That be it surely!

monkeyfudge

bah.. I should have got the hiccups one... I've had the blasted things all afternoon...

Where can I find that pub with the helpful shotgun wielding barman?

penguinbloke

Shaun of the Dead

monkeyfudge

penguinbloke wrote:

Shaun of the Dead

Hahaha... yes.... The Winchester.

Now can anyone tell me if dogs can look up?

Cactus Col

But he never wields the shotgun

and yes dogs can look up.