Road House (Remake / Reboot)

JP Liz V1

Jake Gyllenhaal is the lead

The original with Patrick Swayze is kinda a cult classic ( is anything with Swayze not a "cult classic 😁)

Conor McGregor also in this

~Rebel~

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058333074/road-house-remake-reboot

Oof, I was kinda on board - and then your last line put me right off 😅

EoinMcLovin

https://youtu.be/Y0ZsLudtfjI?si=nHNegSZG-Eyh8EuH

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Beric Dondarrion

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/121671291#Comment_121671291

Conor McGregor...WTAF......think he'll be the worst thing about this by a country mile.

expectationlost

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/121671525#Comment_121671525

is all his dialogue adr, is that his voice?

FortuneChip

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/121671537#Comment_121671537

His delivery is like a cross between a child and those text-to-speech Voice-Overs on Social Media. Awfully jarring.

Wouldn't be too enthused about this re-make anyway.

Man Vs ManUre

Conor will win Best supporting actor Oscar 2025 for this.

JP Liz V1

McGregor seems to have a big role as one of the villains

helimachoptor

looks bloody awful

RurtBeynolds

I actually like the look of it. But yes, McGregor will ruin it.

JP Liz V1

I fear Conor is going for an OTT Jaws, the Bond villain and failing at it

No cool Sam Elliot character

El Gato De Negocios

Fuckin mcgregor🤮Considering the original is a cheesey classic this was always going to be a piece of trash but with that utter gimp in it, you couldn't pay me to watch it.

JP Liz V1

No cinema release straight to Prime streaming?

Electric Nitwit

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/121671666#Comment_121671666

Ditto. Jake Gyllenhall seemed to be treading the line of serious/fun perfectly, but the moment McGregor showed up the trailer took an absolute nosedive

the.red.baron

He does a good job at playing a dickhead

silliussoddius

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/121672203#Comment_121672203

Playing?

Ten of Swords

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/121672203#Comment_121672203

Indeed, I'd say that took an incredible amount of prep work for him to pull off and his acting coach(es) definitely earned their money that day!

Big Gerry

I wounder if McGregor has what it takes to be the next Arnold Schwarzenegger ?

Man Vs ManUre

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/121673847#Comment_121673847

The Rock and John Cena have had very successful movie careers, especially the rock. I don’t think Conor is anywhere near as disciplined as them 2 so dunno if he can do it, making movies is tough and consists of long days. But it is certainly an option for him now.

JP Liz V1

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/121674317#Comment_121674317

He has not one ounce of charisma or comedy chops, slapstick or even deadpan

Hurrache

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/121674317#Comment_121674317

Not a chance can he do it, the asshole has no charisma or character.

pixelburp

McGregor is playing a crass, vulgar piece of shít who trashes property? Wow, I'm sure he really had to stretch himself.

Gyllenhaal clearly seems to be enjoying himself, and Doug Liman is a director I'll always pause to check out (Edge of Tomorrow legitimately one of the gret SciFi films of the 2010s, maybe even in the modern era?), but ye gods Conor McGregor looks like he'll sink this thing through sheer anti-charisma. With luck his Hollywood career will go nowhere.

2smiggy

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/121674317#Comment_121674317

John Cena is actually very funny. Great actor IMO

pixelburp

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/121674317#Comment_121674317

Thing about wrestlers, especially those whose personas are already quite distinct, is that they're already actors before they pivot to Hollywood. So making the jump, especially to big loud blockbusters, isn't that much of a stretch really and with the right agent and focus you can do well. The Rock has basically made himself a brand in of itself at this stage (you can debate the positives and negatives of how that effects his films)

IMO, I'd note Dave Bautista as the most "successful" lately - purely in terms of acting: the other two are probably raking in more cash and coasting on a certain personality type, but Bautista has put his head down, worked his skills as an actor and picked interesting roles that sometimes push against type. You can tell he wants to challenge himself & not just take easy pay-cheques. I thought nothing of him when he became an actor, now he's someone whose presence makes me pay more attention.

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/121673847#Comment_121673847

Arnie might have had all the acting skill of an inanimate carbon rod, but he he had a very singular drive & focus you didn't see on-screen. He made his career happen through hard work & took his career seriously whether it was the body-building or acting. Indeed seriously enough that he could not only start a political career, but successfully became Governor of California.

I'd doubt McGregor has the discipline to finish a 100 piece jigsaw, never-mind cultivate a career in an industry that's quite political (not in the ideological sense, but the who you know, how you play the room kinda way). And based on the trailer above, I don't think he'll have many agents jumping to their phones when this comes out.

CastorTroy

Now I kinda wanna see McGregor in a Kindergarten Cop remake.

I think if comparing him to wrestlers, he's more likely to do more movies that are similar to Kurt Angle or RVD's catalogue than Rock, Cena or Batista. Maybe he can be in Suburban Commando 2 or Mr Nanny 2.

Actually only watched the original Road House for the first time last year or the year before. But will likely watch this version as well at some point.

JP Liz V1

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/121675160#Comment_121675160

Great as Peacemaker

Big Gerry

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/121675266#Comment_121675266

To be successful in the movie game you also need a lot of luck.

Without Terminator Schwarzenegger probably wouldn't have of had the career he did back in the 80s and 90s.

JP Liz V1

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/121676205#Comment_121676205

Ballymun Creche Shade 😄

Homelander

Trailer looked fine to me as one of those get-the-beers-in movies. I mean being realistic it's not as if the original is high art, it's absolute so-bad-its-good crap.

I also thought Conor seemed....fine. Given the type of movie it is I think it'll be acceptable enough. Can't be any worse than Ronda Rousey in Fast and Furious.

Re: Wrestlers, John Cena started off very poorly, trying to do the Schwarzenegger schtick, and it kinda sucked. But he's grown immensely, and is by a country mile, vastly more talented and versatile than The Rock.

Peacemaker is hands down the best thing DC have ever done, and his performance is incredibly central to that.

pixelburp

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/121678713#Comment_121678713

Undoubtedly: IIRC Steven Seagal's entire career comes down to a producer attending / seeing Seagal's martial arts class and putting him in a movie; but equally Seagal's chronic inability to work his career or attitude, meant he flamed out quick enough from the top table. As opposed to Schwarzenegger who once he got his chance, worked hard to make himself a pro to work with and you'll not find stories of him falling out with directors or productions AFAIK. Open to correction there.

McGregor, if he does have designs on a Hollywood career cos he may not, will need to curb his galloping ego and attitude or he'll find doors shut quick enough. And maybe his public attitudes are a persona too - but all the shíte that has happened in his life suggests it's not. We'll see; an Amazon Movie isn't exactly hitting the ground running either.

TenBeers

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/121672195#Comment_121672195

You're thinking of Ghost

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