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WWF: Werewolf Wrestling Federation
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Join Date:Posts: 49393
We interrupt your regular scheduled programming to bring you all this important announcement.
At the behest of the remaining WWF superstars cee_jay has been scheduled to fight in our first ever underwater Death Match!
Her opponent
A Great White Shark
The match started ok with cee_jay getting in a few body blows, knocking the shark off course. However due to the fact that cee_jay has not yet developed gills to survive underwater, when she tried to surface for air the shark was having none of it and well...
WWF accepts no responsibility for the loss of life (or multiple limbs) and have immediately released cee_jay from her WWF contract (well, what was left of her anyways).
We wish her the very best in her future endeavours.0 -
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No chance in Hell
Vince McMahon's entrance music starts with the words "No Chance, no chance in hell" and that was exactly what he thought after he was ousted from power in the WWE and the new owners Ric Flair (Bounty Hunter) and Arn Anderson (Necro) were installed and put the F back in, to make it the WWF (Werewolf Wrestling Federation) again.
He was determined to get his revenge on them and to do so he decided to flex his significant financial muscles and recruit help to bring down the new WWF from within. He brought in Wrestlers from the old competition in the form of WCW's Sting & Goldberg and the new with AEW's Cody Rhodes, Chris Jericho and then later Jon Moxley.
The WWF villagers did try to fight back and in particular the Vigs were on target with Stone Cold & Becky Lynch stunnering 4 wolves in 4 attempts
Priests on song and surviving against insurmountable odds
Even the seers pitched in with huge effort
But it simply wasn't enough. Too many times, errors were made from Lynch selections where no wolves were killed in the first 3 days, people using finishers on someone they knew was already under BG protection or lovers coming out on thread and letting wolves know they could get a buy one get one free kill. There was no way back for them..... or so it seemed.
Vince McMahon finally returned to the arena and alongside his wolfy wrestlers advanced on Ric and Arn. In true nature boy style Flair alongside his enforcer didn't show any fear.
but that was obviously a mistake as the wolves gang up on them and literally start tossing them around the ring
but instead in proper WWF style we settle things... in the ring! In a No Disqualification match!
Flair has already taken a beating however and looks like he has no chance of staying in control of the WWF but just like any well booked wrestling main event, just when the heels are on top and look like winning do the babyfaces start their amazing comeback and with this village it was no different. The remaining villagers rallied with Razor Ramon getting Sober, Brian Pillman not only getting a gun, but winning the main event of WrestleMania against John Cena and becoming King of The Ring - even Dude Love made an appearance! He made CM Punk and Steve Austin put their heads together to make a plan, hell even Paul Heyman and Vince's own son-in law, Triple H got involved.
unfortunately Trish Stratus was too distracted by Christian and left the game
but the others knew what needed to be done
and suddenly the wolves were on the backfoot, retreating, running for the hills, hell two of them even pretended to be the same guy in order to hide from the village onslaught. but they could not get away because all your favorite village goodies that had lost their jobs thanks to their hairy foes suddenly arrive back on the scene and help take out the trash.
Finally with all his hired goons defeated Vince is left all alone in the ring as the Rock grabs him and puts the exclamation point on proceedings...
Damn! Ain't no coming back from that...
The Village (WWF) Wins
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE, COS STONE COLD, RIC FLAIR AND ARN ANDERSON SAID SO
WOOOOO!!!0 -
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