Liveline Lockdown: a second squirt will keep dat scrolling finger safe.

jojofizzio

BPKS wrote: »

What happened to the cocooning this time?

Spin doctors/advisors must have advised against it...

imme

That Dubliner was on a few weeks ago.

He said the same then as well.

ButtersSuki

I take it I have missed (less than) nothing?

Genghis

No Joe I just look at the pictures

gmisk

Off with you ya moaney oul f#cker!

The reason the whole place is locked down is to protect people like you.

We meet up anyway....16 of us...

Ah just ...seriously....f#ck you!
Stick your fiver up your hoop.

PieOhMy

Believe me whacker I'd like to be out drinking and riding more than you but I'm staying put since march to try and stop this virus spreading so your litte crisp packet lungs dont give up. Leave out the grumpy moaning.

ButtersSuki

imme wrote: »

That Dubliner was on a few weeks ago.

He said the same then as well.

Joe or the caller? :pac:

BPKS

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh about the single farm payment caller

bigroad

Crying,crying crying.
Just stay at home ,shut up and be glad your not dead ya selfish pri......

Clon63

Moaning about not getting the pension €5 this year of all years ....poverty looms ......

Group of 20 just back from Hungary Joe

Dan Jaman

BINGO!

Mena Mitty

gmisk wrote: »

What the feck is a recycled teenager?!?

Second childhood in old money...relieving der yout.

Ffs

BPKS

Oh Fcuk me

Ally Dick

What a patronising b@llocks

Roger_007

He’s only a new 64?

Test For Echo

When will you finish being 64? What an absolute muppet. Why am I listening to this rubbish?

ButtersSuki

Did Fungus take The Corrs cd with him?

gmisk

Mena Mitty wrote: »

Second childhood in old money...relieving der yout.

With extra gout...

PieOhMy

PieOhMy wrote: »

Joe was googling the Beatles. Song to play us out?

Play the baby lauging too joe !

cozar

this is terrible stuff.

buried

lol Farmer wallops him back with his patronising Beatle ditty

ButtersSuki

Test For Echo wrote: »

When will you finish being 64?

Is that the dumbest question ever asked on Da Lahv Lahn? I know it would have stiff competition, but still....it has to be up there.

Clon63

Bought the drivers lucense?




Ah no sure hes from Cavan

gmisk

cozar wrote: »

this is terrible stuff.

I would take this oul farmer over that moany oul f#cker any day!

BPKS

I'd say he'd horse into the roast beef, 5 scoops of mash, carrots, peas, gravy and a big pint of milk inside in the pub at around 11.30 in the morning

buried

Whats for your f**king Dinner Joe??? We are paying for it

gmisk

What colour is the bacon?

Roger_007

Read out your shopping list there, Patrick!

Clon63

Bet he will be called a tonic