Liveline Lockdown: a second squirt will keep dat scrolling finger safe.

purifol0

This guys accent is cracking me up

buried

'Ihadtagetdatractorputupthebackoftheauwlfieldthere'

Roger_007

dvcireland wrote: »

a cavan accountant is what i need

Specialising in investing communion and confirmation money!

Ally Dick

A Cavan man and his 20 quid are hard to part

I'm sat here absolutely spitting feathers. To the point I'm considering ringing Joe.

My actual landlady lives in Australia, she has a property manager for looking after the apartment which she owns and which I rent. This agent is who you ring if there is a problem or you need an electrician or whatever.

She wanted to do the quarterly inspection this week. I informed yesterday her that a close contact of mine is awaiting a test result for Covid-19 and I would let her know. Email back from her just now, "Keep me in the loop because I am anxious to get inspections done".

During Level F*&king Five.

fritzelly

This fella getting as many words in as he can before he pops it

gmisk

cozar wrote: »

he sounds a lot older than 64.

My dad is 69...he doesn't sound anything like as old as this fella.

In fairness he has probably sounded like this since he was 30.

Dan Jaman

Tillage - what do you know about tractors, Joe?

BPKS

dvcireland wrote: »

a cavan accountant is what i need

Since the Covid restrictions people have to watch mass on TV or on-line.

The Cavan people always switch over when it comes to collection time.

gmisk

Are you a bachelor like Cliff Richard caller?

BPKS

Theres no Barbedo or any of them things




LOL

dvcireland

playback sorted

Tillage...obviously Joe's never been to cavan

PieOhMy

Laughing at farming again.

Ally Dick

There's something likeable about him

Clon63

Unplanned gold

buried

'hows the lockdown'

Joe this lad has been lockeddown in Cavan since 1952

Mena Mitty

Why don't you ask him what time he gets up at and what time the house is empty when he's down the fields. There might be an ol' robber listening to Liveline.

BringBackMick

What a man this farmer is

Dan Jaman

De coows down't take a day off, Joe.

gmisk

We are wearing masks for people like you...ya moaney hole!

A holiday on a hotstibble

What the **** is he saying and I'm a culchie born and bred

Abel Ruiz

Is he commentating on the Grand National???

Ally Dick

Sounds like the Unfunny Friday version of Michael D

BringBackMick

Would he be down the local for a pint of the black stuff or not

buried

Duffy fishing for a Turkey

gmisk

shearforce wrote: »

What the **** is he saying and I'm a culchie born and bred

Id say I am getting about half the words and I am a culchie too

Dan Jaman

There's only one turkey in this, Joe.

Abel Ruiz

shearforce wrote: »

I'm a culchie born and bred

Well done, Well done