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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,699 ✭✭✭thecretinhop


    dustin hammering D'Arcy great stuff

    car crash tv great stuff


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,007 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    Joe Biden has links with Carlingford

    Will the restaurant guy be ringing offering joe and the secret service guys a free dinner ?


  • Posts: 21,291 [Deleted User]


    dvcireland wrote: »
    Joe Biden has links with Carlingford

    Will the restaurant guy be ringing offering joe and the secret service guys a free dinner ?

    Dat restaurant is down by de marina, from which Joe Biden may be taken out for a spin on de Lough in a yacht. I'm trying to figure out where he would be staying up dat way, it's not known for its plethora of posh hotels. Maybe Ghan House boutique hotel https://www.ghanhouse.com/ will be commandeered, it would be de nearest suitable low key luxurious accommodation. Or they could fly him there on de heli, which no doubt is what they'd be doing. But the village no doubt would like to host him overnight. Over Ballina way de Mount Falcon https://www.mountfalcon.com/index.html most likely (room for de heli to land) would probably be chosen. And of course de American Ambassador's gaff in de Park for Doobalin.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,007 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    Dat restaurant is down by de marina, from which Joe Biden may be taken out for a spin on de Lough in a yacht. I'm trying to figure out where he would be staying up dat way, it's not known for its plethora of posh hotels. Maybe Ghan House boutique hotel https://www.ghanhouse.com/ will be commandeered, it would be de nearest suitable low key luxurious accommodation. Or they could fly him there on de heli, which no doubt is what they'd be doing. But the village no doubt would like to host him overnight. Over Ballina way de Mount Falcon https://www.mountfalcon.com/index.html most likely (room for de heli to land) would probably be chosen. And of course de American Ambassador's gaff in de Park for Doobalin.

    From Wednesday 18th December:

    Christmas Dinner
    Vikram Singh is serving free dinners to homeless and vulnerable people at his restaurant, Sitar Indian, in Carlingford on Xmas day.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,007 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    1) Joe Biden - 2016 - man with stammer met him.
    2) Gift cards kerfuffle continues.
    3) Arnotts good website, prices were wrong on website
    4) Old Moores Almanac, predicted Cork beating Kerry and US Election result


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    POSSIBLY on twodaze show:

    Peeple who met Biden in 2-16 inc. a man who has a stammer and Jor Biden has a stammer and dat so to speak.
    NOT IMPRESSED with Gift Card companies again. One4All are bad, bad, bad, bastards.
    Chancer wants a telly for €79 when it's supposed to be €2k+. Will "Arnitss" gave - I FOCKING HOPE THEY DON'T.
    Old Moore's Almanac and dat.
    Trump won't go quietly.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    Joe Boiden - he was here in 216. Man with stammer says that Joe also had a stammer and will regale their conversation.

    One for all gift cards and their fee. Everyone should be fair.

    Arnotts website - man paid 79 eur for a 2000 eur plus tv, unclear from the 'description' what actually happened here

    Old Moores almanac - predicted the election in u.s fall out. Is there some connection between this program and the almanac?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,007 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    Cork bike enthusiast builds 'trike hearse'

    https://www.rte.ie/news/regional/2020/1109/1176942-hearse/

    Joe: "...and wat kolor is the trike..."


  • Posts: 21,291 [Deleted User]


    POSSIBLY on twodaze show:

    Peeple who met Biden in 2-16 inc. a man who has a stammer and Jor Biden has a stammer and dat so to speak.
    NOT IMPRESSED with Gift Card companies again. One4All are bad, bad, bad, bastards.
    Chancer wants a telly for €79 when it's supposed to be €2k+. Will "Arnitss" gave - I FOCKING HOPE THEY DON'T.
    Old Moore's Almanac and dat.
    Trump won't go quietly.

    I have just sent a One4All gift card well in time to cover Christmas costs to a cousin who gave up work to look after her mother. What a bad bad bad bad thing to have done.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,223 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    POSSIBLY on twodaze show:

    Peeple who met Biden in 2-16 inc. a man who has a stammer and Jor Biden has a stammer and dat so to speak.
    .....

    Dat sounds like a load of b-b-b-b-b-bollocks not worth listening to.


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  • Posts: 21,291 [Deleted User]


    PieOhMy wrote: »
    Joe Boiden - he was here in 216. Man with stammer says that Joe also had a stammer and will regale their conversation.

    One for all gift cards and their fee. Everyone should be fair.

    Arnotts website - man paid 79 eur for a 2000 eur plus tv, unclear from the 'description' what actually happened here

    Old Moores almanac - predicted the election in u.s fall out. Is there some connection between this program and the almanac?

    De Almanac is aimed at de level of Liveline listeners who believe any auld shoyte they read or hear about. Joe probably writes the predictions in it and gets paid for it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,699 ✭✭✭thecretinhop


    de greatest electoral fraud in American history joe Biden 2020.
    some stutter lol


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    De Almanac is aimed at de level of Liveline listeners who believe any auld shoyte they read or hear about. Joe probably writes the predictions in it and gets paid for it.

    In their defence I doubt they could afford him.


  • Posts: 21,291 [Deleted User]


    In their defence I doubt they could afford him.

    Wan a friends of da show probably does it for da pocket money.


  • Posts: 21,291 [Deleted User]


    90% effective vaccine = COULD •possibly• reduce deaths & ICU demands from it by that amount. That would get us out of a lot of the sh1t we're in.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    Whoy should an 86 your old not get it?


  • Posts: 11,642 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    withless wrote: »
    Whoy should an 86 your old not get it?

    Sure thats only a toddler in Joes eyes. A yung man so to speak.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,234 ✭✭✭Genghis


    Andrea Gilligan on Newstalk has been talking about today being the day after which women stop being paid (i.e. due to gender pay gap of 14%, the difference vs Men expressed as 14% of year). Got some very entertaining callers.

    Would be a great topic for Lahvlahn. Especially when there will be few people - male or female - who earns the hourly rate of Joe.


  • Posts: 21,291 [Deleted User]


    Loop Holes


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,064 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    Where... anywhere they like ya thick


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,064 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    I am outraged !!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,223 ✭✭✭Test For Echo


    As we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns. So to speak.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,007 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    Noel Kelly Team get a 20% discount for thee Botox and dat

    RTE only get A 15% DISCOUNT


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,005 ✭✭✭✭Flukey


    Genghis wrote: »
    Andrea Gilligan on Newstalk has been talking about today being the day after which women stop being paid (i.e. due to gender pay gap of 14%, the difference vs Men expressed as 14% of year). Got some very entertaining callers.

    Would be a great topic for Lahvlahn. Especially when there will be few people - male or female - who earns the hourly rate of Joe.

    Did anyone during those conversations mention a relative who had died? If not, Joe won't be interested.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,064 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    As we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns. So to speak.

    You can say that again !


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,933 ✭✭✭lertsnim


    I hope the other 2 loopholes are better than this.


  • Posts: 21,291 [Deleted User]


    Great medical expert here... people with "endrometreitis" need waxing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,223 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    Terra-pee


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,064 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    His spelling is as good as his math's.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,007 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    Jimmy visited a Specialised beauty salon for essential werks including a happy ending


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