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Liveline Lockdown: a second squirt will keep dat scrolling finger safe.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    Roger_007 wrote: »
    Speaking of nursing homes, what happened afterwards in that home in Galway where they all got the Covid and the chief nursing officer got on to Liveline. I never heard any more about it!

    The next 3 or 4 times the topics of nursing homes came up they were trying to allow people visit them as they please and questioning the restrictions


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    Transistor Radio!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    Joe maybe you could be the mystery philanthropist to do this?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Transistor Radio!!!!


    Absurd.
    Be better with an auld valve set.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Transistor Radio!!!!

    I’m surprised he didn’t call it a ‘wireless’?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,005 ✭✭✭✭Flukey


    As a matter of interest, does anyone know what colour Joe's Eye-pad is?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,584 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    Is it a 10 star nursing home caller?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,060 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    Roger_007 wrote: »
    Speaking of nursing homes, what happened afterwards in that home in Galway where they all got the Covid and the chief nursing officer got on to Liveline. I never heard any more about it!

    After listening to Joe trying to mock what the HSE did (sent in somebody to provide extra instruction to the staff about how to reduce the risk of spreading the virus) I got thinking and it annoyed me.

    Given that visitors were not allowed into the nursing home, the only way it could have got in was via a staff member. Who maybe didn't wash their hands enough or use PPE and that was the reason covid spread like a dose through the place.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,543 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    "Televisions that cost next to nothing at thisstage"

    Put your over-exorbitant wage where your mouth is then Joe.

    Average cost of a tv is €500. A €100k donation would get approx 200 tvs for hospitals if they're that important.

    Probably a couple of thousand transistor radios.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    And would the one person per resident be happy to be in total isolation when they aren’t visiting the home?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,060 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    They should drop in the holy communion by drone


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    This ladies family schedule for looking after her disabled brother took a few minutes to rattle off. Great radio. Might try and get joe a gig in the bbc off the back of it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Don't be such an utter prat, Joe.
    How long to the first, second, fortieth and hundredth case of infection from visiting relatives?
    All these visits would have to be supervised and there must be NO infection, so that means them being conducted like NBC drills.
    You fool.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,060 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    What about de Lucozade situation?

    That caller is having a bath in Lucozade every night after the crates that GSK sent in him for all the free advertising.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,005 ✭✭✭✭Flukey


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    Don't be such an utter prat, Joe.

    That's asking a bit much, isn't it?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    Lucozade is better than the vaccine


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    Will we have the 10 minute pome, recorded on a WhatsApp line, be replayed before 15.00?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    What we need is an Irish solution to an Irish pwoblem Joeh.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    Insofarasyouknow


  • Posts: 21,291 [Deleted User]


    BPKS wrote: »
    They should drop in the holy communion by drone

    A robot priest on wheels, controlled remotely by a padre, with aN automatically cleansed chalice dispenser an dat.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,584 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    PieOhMy wrote: »
    Lucozade is better than the vaccine
    Flat 7up cures da corona and dat


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    A robot priest on wheels, controlled remotely by a padre, with aN automatically cleansed chalice dispenser an dat.

    Like a repurposed army bomb disposal robot with a white collar on it and a crucifix welded on


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    A robot priest on wheels, controlled remotely by a padre, with aN automatically cleansed chalice dispenser an dat.

    We are all padres, according to Betty Mitchell earlier


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    gmisk wrote: »
    Flat 7up cures da corona and dat

    Flat 7 up raises the dead. It's what Lazarus was on


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,584 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    Joe is thinking about what he will have for his tea.
    Totally switched off.
    "I know I know I know"

    "Da gubbermint"
    What do you want them to do? How are you helping bar your whinging?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,005 ✭✭✭✭Flukey


    "Another botch" :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    “I was looking at some posts during the (non existent) break”, lies Joe. And then has a break.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    It's three o'clock and time to go
    Back next week wid anudder show

    An' dat


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,223 ✭✭✭Test For Echo


    Ray gonna be playing Spice Girls?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    Spice Gurls Joe.


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