Liveline Lockdown: a second squirt will keep dat scrolling finger safe.

PieOhMy

Joe saying he looks at posts 'during the break'.

Fooling nobody joe you lazy ignorant fool.

SEPT 23 1989

good man Ray

now have a laugh about it :rolleyes:

gmisk

He needed to say he was donald trump at the end because the impression was so bad...

Ray fell asleep on the buttons again!!!! blaring the spice girls over an ad....lol

generalgerry

D'Arcy strikes again.

I tell you what I really want, an RTE presenter that can use a mixing desk.

gmisk

Test For Echo wrote: »

Ray gonna be playing Spice Girls?

Little known fact the spice girls stop...was an ode/plea to Ray Darcy to quit broadcasting

PieOhMy

Was ray pressing the button by accident coz hes annoyed st Joe's bad time keeping?

generalgerry

Joe loves CNN, what a shocker.

Maybe CNN should twin with RTE in their support of the Democratic party.

Test For Echo

Peace be with you, Fr Joe.

Have to go out to de chemist now and collect me first prescription ever for gout. I had thought that was something Joe would be much more likely to get.... foie gras, finest fillet, lobster, beluga caviar, ortelan, finest claret. Didn't think I would be in dat class at all at all at all until yesterday

pc7

Aw get well soon Cat, have a good wend Boardsies

ShamNNspace

Roger_007 wrote: »

I’ve just realised that I will miss Donald when he he’s finally dragged kicking and screaming out of the White House.
Wasn’t he just great comic value?

I've watched some of his pc's and he actually has very good comic timing

pc7

pc7 wrote: »

Aw get well soon Cat, have a good wend Boardsies

I'm going to indulge in de gourmand experiences next to Joe at L'Ecrivain, to earn my reputation. Actually an aunt had de gout, familial an dat.

ButtersSuki

Busi_Girl08 wrote: »

"Televisions that cost next to nothing at thisstage"

Put your over-exorbitant wage where your mouth is then Joe.

Average cost of a tv is €500. A €100k donation would get approx 200 tvs for hospitals if they're that important.

Probably a couple of thousand transistor radios.

You can buy a very good tv for €500. 5 years would be about the norm lifespan for a medium to high use tv before the technology becomes outdated etc.

The problem/hidden cost is if you keep it for 5 years it'll cost you another €800 (€160 x 5) in License fees, so 60% more than the cost of the TV!!!!!!

golondrinas

Roger_007 wrote: »

Edwina?

I think she “egged “ him on.geddit.

ButtersSuki

PieOhMy wrote: »

100% female caller day wud be a nice record too

Atlantic Dawn

gmisk wrote: »

Tesco for me is like a military operation.
Run in with list...bam bam bam out.

Same with me.

My latest tactic is to see how the person at the checkout has loaded their shopping on the conveyor belt. I look to join a q where someone has loaded it with priority, for example putting a tray of beer or bulky item up first so it's first in the trolley will tell you the person has their sh1t together and won't be arsing about looking for their money for 10 minutes.

dvcireland

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Have to go out to de chemist now and collect me first prescription ever for gout. I had thought that was something Joe would be much more likely to get.... foie gras, finest fillet, lobster, beluga caviar, ortelan, finest claret. Didn't think I would be in dat class at all at all at all until yesterday

don't forget the ferrerro rocher

dvcireland

dvcireland wrote: »

don't forget the ferrerro rocher

Forgot de Ferrero, but no room on de table so to speak....

Atlantic Dawn

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Same with me.

My latest tactic is to see how the person at the checkout has loaded their shopping on the conveyor belt. I look to join a q where someone has loaded it with priority, for example putting a tray of beer or bulky item up first so it's first in the trolley will tell you the person has their sh1t together and won't be arsing about looking for their money for 10 minutes.

Again today.... every single blessed time I call to quickly collect medical supplies from chemist, debit card ready in sanitised hands, bag open and ready to pop in de supplies... there is a wan standing at de counter for at least 15 minutes talking to de pharmacist, looking at shelves, back to pharmacist, back to shelves.... They have a rule of one customer at a time in de chemist shop, yet these wans couldn't care less about de queue standing in de cold and rain outside as they slowly make their minds up about something. What do peepul be doing taking dat long making a decision in a pharmacy, and it's definitely not dat day are waiting for a medicine to be dispensed. The elderly get out as quick as they can after getting the tablets explained, it's 30 something wans dat do be taking de time. Any ideas whoy?

Atlantic Dawn

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Same with me.

My latest tactic is to see how the person at the checkout has loaded their shopping on the conveyor belt. I look to join a q where someone has loaded it with priority, for example putting a tray of beer or bulky item up first so it's first in the trolley will tell you the person has their sh1t together and won't be arsing about looking for their money for 10 minutes.

Scan as you go is your only man - it’s like operating a drone from Langley and launching a hellfire missile at some insurgent compared to figuring out which queue to join.

Atlantic Dawn

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Scan as you go is your only man - it’s like operating a drone from Langley and launching a hellfire missile at some insurgent compared to figuring out which queue to join.

Yes I've not tried that yet. How does it work when you get to the checkout? Do they count the items to see they match or what happens?

Atlantic Dawn

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Yes I've not tried that yet. How does it work when you get to the checkout? Do they count the items to see they match or what happens?

You hand over the hand held scanner you have used on the way round, scanning as you pop each item into the relevant bag in your trolley (I have fresh veg bag, chilled bag, general store cupboard bag, wine bag etc, so you are ready to go the second you have paid). They download the items to the till (including your club card details, which you need to get a hand held device thingy) and nine times ours of ten, you pay up and go. It can take less than a minute, there’s no repacking etc.

Randomly, and I’ve been using it for ages and reckon it’s less than 1 in 10 times, the system asks the cashier to do a check. They scan a few items (there doesn’t seem to be more than around ten items, scanned at random), the system says ok and off you go.

Big pluses are less time at the checkout, quick moving queue (if there’s a queue at all) and no bleedin’ unpacking and repacking.

And no, I don’t work for Tesco, or have shares in them.

barney shamrock

I could happily spend a couple of hours wandering up and down every aisle in tesco looking at all the wonderful produce on offer and placing items of interest into my trolley.
Drives my mrs crazy, she wants to be out of there asap.

Another of Joe's art work. His talents lie better here than radio presenting.

https://twitter.com/joeliveline/status/1324424682049835017?s=21

sligojoek

Has he shares in Normal People? He never shuts up about it

flazio

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dvcireland

John Bowman looking back at career of pyschiatrist Dr Anthony Clare featuring an interview with Professor Joseph Duffy on. Duffy & Company (featuring a jazzy theme tune,,)

"..and wat color made yew deside to come a doctor...,"

ButtersSuki

TheHomeService wrote: »

Wolf Blister.

FFS!

Did he really say that? No need to answer. I know he did. It’s hardly surprising.

ButtersSuki

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Did he really say that? No need to answer. I know he did. It’s hardly surprising.

Wolf Blister and Johnathan Paxman would make a great team.