Ming the Trouserless.

Yurt2

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

That's a very visceral post, Adrian. Some disturbing mental imagery. Think I'll have to crack the skull open on a can of lager so I can start to forget about it.

Another multi of yours Johnny? He's about your level. Get the box of Kleenex out and finish yourself off you rotter.

AdrianBalboa

Yurt! wrote: »

Another multi of yours Johnny? He's about your level. Get the box of Kleenex out and finish yourself off you rotter.

EXCUSE me I am a woman.

Yurt2

AdrianBalboa wrote: »

EXCUSE me I am a woman.

Johnny multi confirmed. What a saddo

JohnnyFlash

Yurt! wrote: »

Another multi of yours Johnny? He's about your level. Get the box of Kleenex out and finish yourself off you rotter.

Less of the personals please, poster. If you have to resort to abuse then you've lost the argument. I have one account on this site.



No need to pull myself off like some of the regulars around here. Won't go into too much detail, dude, but my missus is some goer. Be partaking in the old beast with two backs by 1am at the very latest. :cool:

AdrianBalboa

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

Less of the personals please, poster. If you have to resort to abuse then you've lost the argument. I have one account on this site.



No need to pull myself off like some of the regulars around here. Won't go into too much detail, dude, but my missus is some goer. Be partaking in the old beast with two backs by 1am at the very latest. :cool:

I presume you won’t be up at 02.50 Googling photos of your co-workers to have a toss over, will you? A co worker aged about twenty years younger than you.

Bear in mind that by the time she was born Ming was already well into his career as a Galway hash enthusiast, wearing jumpers with more holes than them than his excuses and suing his landlord for asking for rent.

sabat

So for Ming's version to be true:

An Irish person resident in Brussels, a place where this would more than likely mean they work in some official capacity, has a grudge against him.

The thought occurred to them that a good way to act on that grudge and cause him embarrassment would be to make it look like he was masturbating to Saoirse McHugh.

They were able to hack his account.

They waited until 4AM local time on a Sunday evening/Monday morning to act.

They were aware of the existence of that photo.

They carried out this one single act then disappeared.

JohnnyFlash

AdrianBalboa wrote: »

I presume you won’t be up at 02.50 Googling photos of your co-workers to have a toss over, will you? A co worker aged about twenty years younger than you.

I have many vices, Adrian, but being addicted to online grot isn't one of them. There's a reason so many men are useless, ineffective, and pathetic dweebs with serious anger issues, and I believe much of that is down to their twin compulsions - masturbation and online porn. They are quite literally ****.

Beechwoodspark

Anyone who has met Ming personally knows he is to put it MILDLY - “quirky”....

His attempt to cover up this is hilarious.

JohnnyFlash

Beechwoodspark wrote: »

Anyone who has met Ming personally knows he is to put it mildly quirky....

His attempt to cover up this is hilarious.

I heard he has a vicious temper as well, and is incredibly thin-skinned.



Isn't weed supposed to chill people out? Doesn't seem to work that way. Lots of stoners seem to have anger issues.

Beasty

Yurt! wrote: »

You're a f*cking idiot.
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I'll take my card now mods. Well worth it.

Yurt! wrote: »

Another multi of yours Johnny? He's about your level. Get the box of Kleenex out and finish yourself off you rotter.

Yurt! wrote: »

Johnny multi confirmed. What a saddo

Threadbanned

Beechwoodspark

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

I heard he has a vicious temper as well, and is incredibly thin-skinned.



Isn't weed supposed to chill people out? Doesn't seem to work that way. Lots of stoners seem to have anger issues.

He has what I would describe as delusions of grandeur.

Absolutely stratospheric ego. Thinks he is the second coming of JC.

Witnessed him incoherently screaming and shouting at staff in dublin airport once. Presumably under the influence.

IAMAMORON

sabat wrote: »

So for Ming's version to be true:

An Irish person resident in Brussels, a place where this would more than likely mean they work in some official capacity, has a grudge against him.

The thought occurred to them that a good way to act on that grudge and cause him embarrassment would be to make it look like he was masturbating to Saoirse McHugh.

They were able to hack his account.

They waited until 4AM local time on a Sunday evening/Monday morning to act.

They were aware of the existence of that photo.

They carried out this one single act then disappeared.

And they deleted the message. You forgot that bit.

mynamejeff

sabat wrote: »

So for Ming's version to be true:

An Irish person resident in Brussels, a place where this would more than likely mean they work in some official capacity, has a grudge against him.

The thought occurred to them that a good way to act on that grudge and cause him embarrassment would be to make it look like he was masturbating to Saoirse McHugh.

They were able to hack his account.

They waited until 4AM local time on a Sunday evening/Monday morning to act.

They were aware of the existence of that photo.

They carried out this one single act then disappeared.

So the CIA or MI5 or FSB, are we ruling out Mosad ?

or he was spanking it to a political ally , hilariously got caught and his ego wont let him admit apologise and move on

should be done for wasting police time the wee creep

mgn

Maybe Flash Gordon hacked his account.

mgn

mgn wrote: »

Maybe Flash Gordon hacked his account.

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Jeff2

thomil wrote: »

That whole "Belgian IP" thing is just a waste of time. Wouldn't be surprised if he has his phone enrolled in some sort of MDM solution in order to access his "work" emails there, which results with his traffic being routed through a server in Brussels. Standard for any type of "corporate" environment these days.

Yes but if they get IP plus mac address them they have him if he was that clueless.

So if it was someone who hacked his tweetcaster, if, couldn't that give them access to his Google search history if he used it for that?

EmmetSpiceland

IAMAMORON wrote: »

And they deleted the message. You forgot that bit.

Very strange.

Jeff2

Even if you leave out IP address using VPN or a Belgium site as said then if he used his own phone/ tablet/PC then he can be cought out.

For his sake I hope he was hacked or a friend was playing a prank who was in Belgium.

hurikane

So Ming was connected to the European Parliament by VPN, in the middle of the night, off his face, googling pictures of co workers skinny dipping, and going at himself?

Jeff2

TBH I see nothing wrong with what he did.

He was stoned and wanted to pull the stomach out of himself so googled a photo of a friend's ass that was public.

coinop

Jeff2 wrote: »

TBH I see nothing wrong with what he did.

He was stoned and wanted to pull the stomach out of himself so googled a photo of a friend's ass that was public.

Nobody is claiming it was illegal but it was most definitely morally wrong. He is a married man, almost 50 years old, and is searching for nude photos of a much younger work colleague (is she even 20 years old?). If you were caught doing that in a private sector company, you would be immediately dragged in front of HR and fired. Possibly civil law suit for sexual harassment. It's obvious you don't have children. I certainly wouldn't leave my daughter alone in a room with the druggie pervy old man and his ridiculous beard.

ThunbergsAreGo

coinop wrote: »

Nobody is claiming it was illegal but it was most definitely morally wrong. He is a married man, almost 50 years old, and is searching for nude photos of a much younger work colleague (is she even 20 years old?). If you were caught doing that in a private sector company, you would be immediately dragged in front of HR and fired. Possibly civil law suit for sexual harassment. It's obvious you don't have children. I certainly wouldn't leave my daughter alone in a room with the druggie pervy old man and his ridiculous beard.

She isn't a work colleague though

Deiselurker

She is probably in her late 20s. If someone hacked Mr Flanagan's device he is right to report it but if not he is making a big fuss about something that is not that big a deal to most people.

Everlong1

Beechwoodspark wrote: »

Witnessed him incoherently screaming and shouting at staff in dublin airport once. Presumably under the influence.

Care to tell us more ? Was he throwing a hissy because they wouldn't let him skin up in a no smoking area?

TheBlackPill

hurikane wrote: »

So Ming was connected to the European Parliament by VPN, in the middle of the night, off his face, googling pictures of co workers skinny dipping, and going at himself?

Effects of chronic(cannabis) use

TheBlackPill

coinop wrote: »

Nobody is claiming it was illegal but it was most definitely morally wrong. He is a married man, almost 50 years old, and is searching for nude photos of a much younger work colleague (is she even 20 years old?). If you were caught doing that in a private sector company, you would be immediately dragged in front of HR and fired. Possibly civil law suit for sexual harassment. It's obvious you don't have children. I certainly wouldn't leave my daughter alone in a room with the druggie pervy old man and his ridiculous beard.

In fairness, most girls over 12 could overpower Ming.

suicide_circus

mgn wrote: »

Maybe Flash Flesh Gordon hacked his account.

FYP

s1ippy

Dammit I really wanted post 420

hurikane

ThunbergsAreGo wrote: »

She isn't a work colleague though

Yeah don’t think she’s a working girl