Ming the Trouserless.

LuasSimon · 01-10-2020 9:40am

This Ming Flanagan is from Castlerea , Co Rosscommon . I wouldn’t have thought it was a town that would be backing drug use and addiction . This town is also where the guard was shot dead recently as well by some drug user and last night there was a car stopped with 3 loaded revolvers and a stash of herion FFS is it any wonder he’s elected over there

https://www.thejournal.ie/pistols-seized-castlerea-5219555-Oct2020/

Tacitus Kilgore · 01-10-2020 11:45am

LuasSimon wrote: »

This Ming Flanagan is from Castlerea , Co Rosscommon . I wouldn’t have thought it was a town that would be backing drug use and addiction . This town is also where the guard was shot dead recently as well by some drug user and last night there was a car stopped with 3 loaded revolvers and a stash of herion FFS is it any wonder he’s elected over there

https://www.thejournal.ie/pistols-seized-castlerea-5219555-Oct2020/

Wow, this is a fantastic take.

Excellent stuff

:pac:

expectationlost · 02-10-2020 2:29pm

https://twitter.com/VillageMagIRE/status/1312015479825932288
was there any location data visible to readers on the tweet ?
full press release https://www.broadsheet.ie/2020/10/02/police-have-been-provided-with-the-belgian-ip-address-associated-with-the-use-of-my-account/#comment-2248048
where are all his staff?

blanch152 · 02-10-2020 2:32pm

expectationlost wrote: »

https://twitter.com/VillageMagIRE/status/1312015479825932288
was there any location data visible to readers on the tweet ?

where are all his staff?

His expense account for 2020 will make for interesting reading if he was in Ireland from March.

Then again, he has a history of disappearing from the parliament for months, while claiming expenses and not doing his job.

gmisk · 02-10-2020 3:48pm

Belgian police launch investigation into 'unauthorised use' of Luke 'Ming' Flanagan's Twitter account https://jrnl.ie/5221641

Tbh I thought there was a good chance he didnt do it.

keano_afc · 02-10-2020 4:01pm

I had no idea Saoirse was so popular in Belgium.

JohnnyFlash · 02-10-2020 4:18pm

I hope Ming isn’t wasting police time......

Tacitus Kilgore · 02-10-2020 4:21pm

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

I hope Ming isn’t wasting police time......

Will you eat your hat if he's vindicated? :pac:

JohnnyFlash · 02-10-2020 4:23pm

Tacitus Kilgore wrote: »

Will you eat your hat if he's vindicated? :pac:

I actually quite like Ming as long as you realise he’s a ridiculous character and a complete chancer.

If he’s vindicated then good on him. Just seems a bit elaborate is all. The story that is.

Yurt2 · 02-10-2020 4:23pm

Tacitus Kilgore wrote: »

Will you eat your hat if he's vindicated? :pac:

Will he f*ck. He was posting fever dreams about how he reckoned Ming was tugging it.

Low-ball poster.

suicide_circus · 02-10-2020 4:28pm

If it turns out he was hacked, the truth will be a lot stranger than fiction - someone in Brussels (presumably an Irish diplomat of some sort) trying to implicate Ming in a weirdly specific masturbatory gaffe.

AdrianBalboa · 02-10-2020 4:30pm

I would still be very surprised if it turns out Ming's account was actually hacked, unless his account was phished from buying cannabis paraphernalia from the dark web.

If it emerges that he was indeed wasting police time then he should do the right thing and resign. Though I doubt he would, all talk and no trousers spring to mind when it comes to Ming Flanagan.

sabat · 02-10-2020 4:32pm

suicide_circus wrote: »

If it turns out he was hacked, the truth will be a lot stranger than fiction - someone in Brussels (presumably an Irish diplomat of some sort) trying to implicate Ming in a weirdly specific masturbatory gaffe.

But on the other hand, if they're in Brussels, why is Ming dossing at home "due to corona restrictions?"

JohnnyFlash · 02-10-2020 4:35pm

AdrianBalboa wrote: »

I would still be very surprised if it turns out Ming's account was actually hacked, unless his account was phished from buying cannabis paraphernalia from the dark web.

If it emerges that he was indeed wasting police time then he should do the right thing and resign. Though I doubt he would, all talk and no trousers spring to mind when it comes to Ming Flanagan.

The most likely scenario is that the dude overindulged on the old ‘Puff the Magic Dragon’ and went looking for some one-handed visual stimulation

Don't Chute! · 02-10-2020 4:39pm

“My good name”.
LOL!

Tacitus Kilgore · 02-10-2020 4:43pm

AdrianBalboa wrote: »

I would still be very surprised if it turns out Ming's account was actually hacked, unless his account was phished from buying cannabis paraphernalia from the dark web.

If it emerges that he was indeed wasting police time then he should do the right thing and resign. Though I doubt he would, all talk and no trousers spring to mind when it comes to Ming Flanagan.

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

The most likely scenario is that the dude overindulged on the old ‘Puff the Magic Dragon’ and went looking for some one-handed visual stimulation

Like 2 feckin aul ones at an ICA meeting :pac:

"High on them reefers so he were, injecting it into his long hair so he was, I saw him meself"

Gas craic, reminds me of old times on here. I wish this was what boards was still like all over, ridiculous arguments were much more fun before everyone started shrieking about left v right.

IAMAMORON · 02-10-2020 4:50pm

I remember when I was a liddle boy and I start telling fibbies to everyone. My Daddy sat me down and told me that if you tell one lie you have to tell twenty.

Now I always tell the truth, even when I lie. It ain't what you know that lands you in trouble... it is what you know for sure that just ain't so.

A howler is a total howler. He is never getting away from this one I don't imagine and there is not a Gendarmarie this side of Kitty O'Shea's that is going wash this one under the counter.

Face it Ming, you were a dirty bolleex and you got caught at it. It is bad enough you have a career out of being full a shight to people, but to actually wave that in their faces takes some gall.

02-10-2020 4:55pm

It's matters not if he was hacked, to my mind. What does matter is :

1- how funny this has all been

2- how quiet the usual Twitter pile on crowd have been because Ming is "anti-establishment"

3- how willing they, or Ming, will be going forward to give the benefit of the doubt to anyone with a diffrent world view (spoiler: they won't because they're a massively hypocritical bunch)

thomil · 02-10-2020 5:13pm

gmisk wrote: »

Belgian police launch investigation into 'unauthorised use' of Luke 'Ming' Flanagan's Twitter account https://jrnl.ie/5221641

Tbh I thought there was a good chance he didnt do it.

That whole "Belgian IP" thing is just a waste of time. Wouldn't be surprised if he has his phone enrolled in some sort of MDM solution in order to access his "work" emails there, which results with his traffic being routed through a server in Brussels. Standard for any type of "corporate" environment these days.

JohnnyFlash · 02-10-2020 5:17pm

It does seem rather coincidental that Ming works in Brussels, and that the tweet originated in Brussels. I know he’s at home in Roscommon but I believe MEPs and Union staff use a VPN to access resources.

02-10-2020 5:18pm

Like, it's an absolutely hilarious hack in fairness..

JohnnyFlash · 02-10-2020 5:39pm

Stoners tend to have terrible short term memory. Could it be that Ming was so baked that he simply forgot what he did? Had smoked so many ‘jazz fags’ that he had a memory blackout?

He might need to lay off Satan’s lettuce for a while. It also affects motivation and work ethic which is not what we want from our European parliamentarians. I know he’s a bit of a gormless individual but he’s on the big bucks now and needs to sharpen up pronto. The dude isn’t living in a flat in Galway anymore and toking from his bong for the breakfast.

Loafing Oaf · 02-10-2020 6:33pm

AdrianBalboa wrote: »

If it emerges that he was indeed wasting police time

But AFAIK he didn't ask them to launch the investigation? Unless he actually provides them with false info I doubt he could be charged with anything...

mgn · 02-10-2020 6:46pm

sabat wrote: »

But on the other hand, if they're in Brussels, why is Ming dossing at home "due to corona restrictions?"

The last time i passed through Castlerea i seen the muppet on a bicycle, he must have learned how to cycle since last March because he is normally seen running around outside the town.

AdrianBalboa · 02-10-2020 8:11pm

Yurt! wrote: »

Now this is a f*cked up post and potentially defamatory.

You're descending to new lows here. I suggest a retraction and a delete.

What’s are you on about, there’s probably not a person on this website who hasn’t downloaded something illegal. At least they’re not creeping on young one like Ming did (allegedly).

Yurt2 · 02-10-2020 8:11pm

IAMAMORON wrote: »

I dunno? You can be sure that the Gendarmarie will be having a good look into his IT apparatus and various IT paraphernalia. They need to find out who was hacking him?

It should be fine though, I mean having spent time myself in Belgium I am aware that searching the internet for visual images of your contemporaries' naked bare backside is not a criminal offense.. provided your contemporary is an adult of course?

I am sure they won't find anything, politicians don't look at porn I don't think?

You know what blanch was alluding to. That's a class-A smear on an individual and should not be tolerated on boards.

One of the more disgusting lows I've seen here.

Yurt2 · 02-10-2020 8:13pm

AdrianBalboa wrote: »

What’s are you on about, there’s probably not a person on this website who hasn’t downloaded something illegal. At least they’re not creeping on young one like Ming did (allegedly).

Speak for yourself Oddjob.

Blanch wasn't referring to pirated torrents of Breaking Bad and you know that full well.

AdrianBalboa · 02-10-2020 8:16pm

Yurt! wrote: »

Speak for yourself Oddjob.

Well at least I’m not trawling through Twitter at three in the morning looking for photos of my decades-younger coworkers to toss off over, like your hero Mingy poo (allegedly), Yurt.

You hitched your wagon to a trouserless creep. The kind of man who literally sits with his thumb up his hole, picking at his arse during a meeting on Zoom. How does it feel?

Yurt2 · 02-10-2020 8:20pm

AdrianBalboa wrote: »

Well at least I’m not trawling through Twitter at three in the morning looking for photos of my decades-younger coworkers to toss off over, like your hero Mingy poo (allegedly), Yurt.

You hitched your wagon to a trouserless creep. The kind of man who literally sits with his thumb up his hole, picking at his arse during a meeting on Zoom. How does it feel?

You're a f*cking idiot.
.
I'll take my card now mods. Well worth it.

JohnnyFlash · 02-10-2020 8:21pm

AdrianBalboa wrote: »

Well at least I’m not trawling through Twitter at three in the morning looking for photos of my decades-younger coworkers to toss off over, like your hero Mingy poo (allegedly), Yurt.

You hitched your wagon to a trouserless creep. The kind of man who literally sits with his thumb up his hole, picking at his arse during a meeting on Zoom. How does it feel?

That's a very visceral post, Adrian. Some disturbing mental imagery. Think I'll have to crack the skull open on a can of lager so I can start to forget about it.

Ming the Trouserless.

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