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Al Porter at it...

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,516 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    antodeco wrote: »
    Lads I've seen alot of professors in my life, and I don't actually think he is a real professor

    and i have my doubts about the genius part.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 391 ✭✭Professor Genius


    I'm not even sure his surname is Genius.

    The plural of Genius is Genii


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 391 ✭✭Professor Genius


    Wanderer78 wrote: »
    no claim at all, while we re talking 'facts', this is a medical fact. what would you be wondering about?

    I’m wonder if you have a fatty problem yourself.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,909 ✭✭✭✭Wanderer78


    I’m wonder if you have a fatty problem yourself.

    ah shur gigantic, while i do my daily stretching routine here, wondering what physical activity i ll indulge in today:rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,516 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    The plural of Genius is Genii

    you cant even get that right. the plural of genius is geniuses. Genii is some roman spirit thingy.

    https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/genius


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 391 ✭✭Professor Genius


    you cant even get that right. the plural of genius is geniuses. Genii is some roman spirit thingy.

    https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/genius

    Really ? Your confrontational nature leads me to believe you’re chubby

    https://www.dictionary.com/browse/genii?s=t

    You ain’t a professor.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,480 ✭✭✭Vicarious Function


    I enjoyed AP on TV. Hopefully he can start to rebuild his career in the entertainment business now. He is talented.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,474 ✭✭✭pgj2015


    I enjoyed AP on TV. Hopefully he can start to rebuild his career in the entertainment business now. He is talented.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,240 ✭✭✭Robxxx7


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    I enjoyed AP on TV. Hopefully he can start to rebuild his career in the entertainment business now. He is talented.

    He really isn't ...


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,758 ✭✭✭Brock Turnpike


    Boggles wrote: »
    Imagine if the bould Al was heterosexual the mood music in here would be a lot different.

    What an idiotic and crass post.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 928 ✭✭✭Utter Consternation


    I enjoyed AP on TV. Hopefully he can start to rebuild his career in the entertainment business now. He is talented.

    Hi Mrs Porter!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,168 ✭✭✭NeinNeinNein


    I enjoyed AP on TV. Hopefully he can start to rebuild his career in the entertainment business now. He is talented.
    That post is funnier than Porter.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,581 ✭✭✭✭Boggles


    What an idiotic and crass post.

    It's ain't Brock, it's spot on, you just have to browse through the forum to see the same individuals on here vehemently defend men actually convicted of sex crimes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,760 ✭✭✭Effects


    I enjoyed AP on TV. Hopefully he can start to rebuild his career in the entertainment business now. He is talented.

    Plenty of talented people out there. Rolf Harris, Paul Gadd, Jimmy Saville, Bill Cosby.
    Doesn't mean they deserve careers in the entertainment business.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,480 ✭✭✭Vicarious Function


    Effects wrote: »
    Plenty of talented people out there. Rolf Harris, Paul Gadd, Jimmy Saville, Bill Cosby.
    Doesn't mean they deserve careers in the entertainment business.

    Lots of people enjoyed their shows.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,865 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Boggles wrote: »
    It's ain't Brock, it's spot on, you just have to browse through the forum to see the same individuals on here vehemently defend men actually convicted of sex crimes.

    Genuine question, where is this defending of the convicted? And what does his sexuality have to do with anything?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,760 ✭✭✭Effects


    Lots of people enjoyed their shows.

    That's meaningless.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,817 ✭✭✭Raconteuse


    What an idiotic and crass post.
    I see the point Boggles is making tbh.

    And I also found the lack of "false allegations!" posts very telling. Some folk here like to say that women can't get through the day without making a false allegation of sexual assault or rape.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,173 ✭✭✭✭Ash.J.Williams


    Raconteuse wrote: »
    I see the point Boggles is making tbh.

    And I also found the lack of "false allegations!" posts very telling. Some folk here like to say that women can't get through the day without making a false allegation of sexual assault or rape.

    wha?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,874 ✭✭✭Edgware


    They might make a film about this. Carry on Al


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,496 ✭✭✭Will I Am Not


    Boggles wrote: »
    It's ain't Brock, it's spot on, you just have to browse through the forum to see the same individuals on here vehemently defend men actually convicted of sex crimes.

    Which men convicted of sex crimes get defended on here?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,760 ✭✭✭Effects


    Genuine question, where is this defending of the convicted? And what does his sexuality have to do with anything?

    I know this is an oldie but it always springs to mind.
    https://www.irishexaminer.com/ireland/people-queued-to-shake-this-sex-attackers-hand-108061.html


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,865 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Effects wrote: »

    That is rather bizarre and unsettling, even for Kerry. The poster was specifically talking about Boards being a bastion for defending men convicted of sexual assault though. Something I have yet to see on here.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,760 ✭✭✭Effects


    To be honest, none spring to mind for me. But I can easily imagine there are posts like that here on boards.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,795 ✭✭✭Mrcaramelchoc


    I wonder will his career bounce back now.he has carl spain writing for him so i doubt it.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,489 ✭✭✭bennyineire


    I wonder will his career bounce back now.he has carl spain writing for him so i doubt it.

    :confused: do tell


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,760 ✭✭✭Effects


    I wonder will his career bounce back now.he has carl spain writing for him so i doubt it.

    Maybe he could make a new career as a ghost writer for other comedians.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,168 ✭✭✭NeinNeinNein


    Effects wrote: »
    Maybe he could make a new career as a ghost writer for other comedians.
    Good luck with that. Most of the comedians of similar style died years ago.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,515 ✭✭✭✭retalivity


    Is he not working in a pub now? Plenty of opportunity for a late night grope of some unsuspecting drunk lad


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,865 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    retalivity wrote: »
    Is he not working in a pub now? Plenty of opportunity for a late night grope of some unsuspecting drunk lad

    Which one? Gropans? Boners? The Brazen Hand? The Foggy Memory? Fuxelles? Finger Magees?

    If anyone can come up with one for Doheny & Nesbitt you will have my eternal gratitude.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,516 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    Which one? Gropans? Boners? The Brazen Hand? The Foggy Memory? Fuxelles? Finger Magees?

    If anyone can come up with one for Doheny & Nesbitt you will have my eternal gratitude.

    all i've got is something and NoseButt.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,385 ✭✭✭ThunderCat


    Which one? Gropans? Boners? The Brazen Hand? The Foggy Memory? Fuxelles? Finger Magees?

    If anyone can come up with one for Doheny & Nesbitt you will have my eternal gratitude.


    Dickinme & Notits - best I can do.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 80 ✭✭Simmer down


    He used to drink in The Cuckoo's Pest, nowadays you're more likely to see him eating chicken wings in The Elephant & Hassle.
    Cheap shots, I know...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,076 ✭✭✭Wayne Jarvis


    Which one? Gropans? Boners? The Brazen Hand? The Foggy Memory? Fuxelles? Finger Magees?

    If anyone can come up with one for Doheny & Nesbitt you will have my eternal gratitude.
    Doheny & Nesbitofafingerupyourbum.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,516 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    Guy Person wrote: »
    Doheny & Nesbitofafingerupyourbum.

    bit of a mouthful *snigger*


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,211 ✭✭✭LineOfBeauty


    Stupid act by a gormless man.

    But there's definitely something "off" about the tone in some of the posts on the thread too.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,865 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Guy Person wrote: »
    Doheny & Nesbitofafingerupyourbum.

    Thats the winner for me!


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,259 ✭✭✭donkeykong5


    Spitting image of leslie crowther.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,363 ✭✭✭RabbleRouser2k


    That is rather bizarre and unsettling, even for Kerry. The poster was specifically talking about Boards being a bastion for defending men convicted of sexual assault though. Something I have yet to see on here.

    What?

    Come on... Kerry is hardly some crazy place. It's hardly 'stab city' like Limerick, or 'the real stab city' like Dublin. Or 'the People's republic of Cork' like..well you know.

    I mean-you've got a creepy individual like Porter (who's had rumours about him for years) who's getting defended by people on twitter, and in the media. High profile individuals too. (The case of the '50 people shaking your man's hand' only highlighted how community tends to work in small areas-if he'd been convicted of robbing a bank, they'd be queuing up too. It wasn't about sexual assault-no matter how many certain writers portray it as such).

    Al Porter is from Dublin-he's had the likes of Brendan O'Connor, Graham Linehan, Jim Fitzpatrick and David McSavage (who retracted his defence later)defending him, in public-that's worse than a handshake outside of court. That's people using their profile to try and silence a victim (Keep in mind, the case had not yet gone to court when some of these statements were made).

    I personally believe that Porter has done far more than he's letting on-there's too many stories and allegations surrounding the guy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,173 ✭✭✭✭Ash.J.Williams


    What?

    Come on... Kerry is hardly some crazy place. It's hardly 'stab city' like Limerick, or 'the real stab city' like Dublin. Or 'the People's republic of Cork' like..well you know.

    I mean-you've got a creepy individual like Porter (who's had rumours about him for years) who's getting defended by people on twitter, and in the media. High profile individuals too. (The case of the '50 people shaking your man's hand' only highlighted how community tends to work in small areas-if he'd been convicted of robbing a bank, they'd be queuing up too. It wasn't about sexual assault-no matter how many certain writers portray it as such).

    Al Porter is from Dublin-he's had the likes of Brendan O'Connor, Graham Linehan, Jim Fitzpatrick and David McSavage (who retracted his defence later)defending him, in public-that's worse than a handshake outside of court. That's people using their profile to try and silence a victim (Keep in mind, the case had not yet gone to court when some of these statements were made).

    I personally believe that Porter has done far more than he's letting on-there's too many stories and allegations surrounding the guy.

    what victim?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,581 ✭✭✭✭Boggles


    What?

    Come on... Kerry is hardly some crazy place. It's hardly 'stab city' like Limerick, or 'the real stab city' like Dublin. Or 'the People's republic of Cork' like..well you know.

    I mean-you've got a creepy individual like Porter (who's had rumours about him for years) who's getting defended by people on twitter, and in the media. High profile individuals too. (The case of the '50 people shaking your man's hand' only highlighted how community tends to work in small areas-if he'd been convicted of robbing a bank, they'd be queuing up too. It wasn't about sexual assault-no matter how many certain writers portray it as such).

    Al Porter is from Dublin-he's had the likes of Brendan O'Connor, Graham Linehan, Jim Fitzpatrick and David McSavage (who retracted his defence later)defending him, in public-that's worse than a handshake outside of court. That's people using their profile to try and silence a victim (Keep in mind, the case had not yet gone to court when some of these statements were made).

    I personally believe that Porter has done far more than he's letting on-there's too many stories and allegations surrounding the guy.

    So "defending" someone who hasn't been convicted or even had a case against them is worse than shaking hands with a convicted sex offender?

    Cool.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,363 ✭✭✭RabbleRouser2k


    Boggles wrote: »
    So "defending" someone who hasn't been convicted or even had a case against them is worse than shaking hands with a convicted sex offender?

    Cool.

    There was a case brought against him, and investigations were ongoing too. At the time they defended him, he may very well have been guilty. You generally speaking don't make a public statement when someone is being brought to court over a very serious issue where there is another individual involved.

    But how about this then-writing a letter defending a convicted rapist. Both cases happened in Dublin.

    https://www.irishtimes.com/news/priest-defends-reference-for-rapist-1.821941

    Or this.

    https://www.independent.ie/irish-news/courts/rapist-and-ira-member-is-a-good-christian-pastor-tells-court-38063154.html

    The 'defending' a rapist (convicted)by priests, pastors, or as in the case of TD KAthleen Lynch and former Lord Mayor of Cork John Murray.

    https://www.irishtimes.com/news/woman-censures-td-over-writing-to-judge-about-rapist-s-reputable-family-1.914762

    It's all about community-small minded people in small communities coming out because they're 'friends with the family'.

    People keep harking back to that Kerry incident-they don't realise this crap is happening every where.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,581 ✭✭✭✭Boggles


    There was a case brought against him, and investigations were ongoing too. At the time they defended him, he may very well have been guilty. You generally speaking don't make a public statement when someone is being brought to court over a very serious issue where there is another individual involved.

    But how about this then-writing a letter defending a convicted rapist. Both cases happened in Dublin.

    https://www.irishtimes.com/news/priest-defends-reference-for-rapist-1.821941

    Or this.

    https://www.independent.ie/irish-news/courts/rapist-and-ira-member-is-a-good-christian-pastor-tells-court-38063154.html

    The 'defending' a rapist (convicted)by priests, pastors, or as in the case of TD KAthleen Lynch and former Lord Mayor of Cork John Murray.

    https://www.irishtimes.com/news/woman-censures-td-over-writing-to-judge-about-rapist-s-reputable-family-1.914762

    It's all about community-small minded people in small communities coming out because they're 'friends with the family'.

    People keep harking back to that Kerry incident-they don't realise this crap is happening every where.

    None off that is pertinent to Al though is it?

    He has not been convicted of anything.

    Why he is been lumped in with actual convicted sex offenders is extremely bizarre.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,324 ✭✭✭Tilikum17


    Hope to god this doesn’t mean he’ll be back on tv.

    He’s an absolute dose.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,413 ✭✭✭✭Fr Tod Umptious


    Boggles wrote: »
    None off that is pertinent to Al though is it?

    He has not been convicted of anything.

    Why he is been lumped in with actual convicted sex offenders is extremely bizarre.

    It's kinda simple really.

    Al Porter is Marmite.

    People either love or hate him.

    I personally can't stand him as a entertainer/comedian whatever.

    Plus he is gay and camp.

    Put those together and immediately, regardless of any due process, he has to be a sex pest etc.

    Compare him to the Ulster rugby players, who are tough, strong, hard drinking, hard partying men.
    They get a lot of sympathy around here for the way they had their contracts terminated after revelations about their sexual adventures, which became public when they were charged with rape.
    However they have been able to find work easily, elsewhere, in their chosen profession.

    Porter on the other had had to leave his job immediately after allegations were made and has not worked in it since, yet he has never even been charged with anything let alone convicted.

    I'm neither a gay man not am I a woman, but from reading this thread and others about the rugby players I can in some tiny way understand how they feel threatened, marginalized etc.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,760 ✭✭✭Effects


    Boggles wrote: »
    Why he is been lumped in with actual convicted sex offenders is extremely bizarre.

    He's getting lumped in because even though he hasn't been convicted of anything, plenty of people have stories about what he's like.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,760 ✭✭✭Effects


    Plus he is gay and camp.

    Put those together and immediately, regardless of any due process, he has to be a sex pest etc.

    I know plenty of gay, camp men. I wouldn't say any of them are sex pests though.
    I do know people who had to deal with Porter, and were left shocked by his behaviour towards them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,581 ✭✭✭✭Boggles


    Effects wrote: »
    He's getting lumped in because even though he hasn't been convicted of anything, plenty of people have stories about what he's like.

    Hearsay and loose talk should not be "lumped" in with convicted sex offenders.

    You would agree, yes?


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 3,022 Mod ✭✭✭✭wiggle16


    Effects wrote: »
    He's getting lumped in because even though he hasn't been convicted of anything, plenty of people have stories about what he's like.

    They're stories. That's why we have courts and trials in the first place. To establish to the truth of an allegation (or as close to the truth as is possible to get). Anything else is hearsay and needs to be taken with a big pinch of salt.

    I can't stand Al Porter, can't watch or listen to him, but the whole pearl-clutching "ohhhh no smoke without fire" attitude many people have is juvenile. A person is not a sex offender until they are convicted of a sexual offense. And yet this will never go away for him.

    Maybe I'm living under a rock, but was there any indication of why the DPP chose to drop the charges? Very rare for them to do that when it comes to sexual assault.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,173 ✭✭✭✭Ash.J.Williams


    Boggles wrote: »
    Hearsay and loose talk should not be "lumped" in with convicted sex offenders.

    You would agree, yes?

    i've a story!

    he pi$$ed off all his peers by leap frogging them successwise!


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