The witless guffawing of the Dublin native (Mod warning in op)

Sittingpretty

Sittingpretty wrote: »

That has to be a contender for the most condescending smug post I've ever read on boards. And I'm not even from Dublin.

I can appreciate your complaint but your delivery is abysmal.

"Dingus" is a parody account, ten a penny around here. It doesn't warrant any scrutiny.

Obvious Desperate Breakfasts

Deleted User wrote: »

"Dingus" is a parody account, ten a penny around here. It doesn't warrant any scrutiny.

The typo in the OP did give me life though.

Dr. Bre

Aongus Von Bismarck wrote: »

<<OP>>

Still hurting from the all Ireland win are we ? Lol

I had to stop going to Trabolgan because of them.

I used to enjoy a few games of pongo and then head over to Gallaghers for a night cap. Regardless how loud the music was the Jackeens and Jilleens would turn it up another few decibels.

Give me a city full of Spanish students over them any day.

salmocab

Grrr I paid for something and was shocked when it turned out what I paid wasn’t a lot of money and people I thought beneath me are actually my social equals. That’s what I would have read if this wasn’t made up.

Greyfox

FFS 3 eejits were a little loud which means its time for the weekly Dublin bashing thread.. some people need to get themselves an actual hobby

Sardonicat

Dr. Bre wrote: »

Still hurting from the all Ireland win are we ? Lol

Nooo! He can't be from Kerry. I won't believe it. Besides, we have harmonising shpas, none of this spa schite!

Peatys

Ray Palmer wrote: »

Yeah it isn't like we have to put up with muck savages descending on the city. You should try living near Croke Park and watch them try an figure out how to cross a road. I assume there is traffic all around the country for them to have figured it out

Doe eyed wondering why the ground isn't soft and green

WB Yokes

Peatys wrote: »

Doe eyed wondering why the ground isn't soft and green

Looking on in awe at four story buildings.

Peatys

WB Yokes wrote: »

Looking on in awe at four story buildings.

And buses with two floors!!

JohnnyFlash

WB Yokes wrote: »

Looking on in awe at four story buildings.

That would be storey, WB.

Peatys

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

That would be storey, WB.

Story bud

Ted_YNWA

Sardonicat wrote: »

What is a harmonising spa?

corner of hells wrote: »

Aongus is one.

Deleted User wrote: »

"Dingus" is a parody account, ten a penny around here. It doesn't warrant any scrutiny.

no more name calling

kankicker

whats d story bud .

tototoe

Greyfox wrote: »

FFS 3 eejits were a little loud which means its time for the weekly Dublin bashing thread.. some people need to get themselves an actual hobby

Ah dubs are fair annoying though to be fair. Not quite as bad as Cork people but still annoying as feck

Woke Hogan

corner of hells wrote: »

Aongus is one.

What an awful thing to say to someone. Exactly the kind of thing I would expect from a "working class" Dub, though. Punctuated with a "wha'?" and a "hweh hweh hweh."

CoBo55

Peatys wrote: »

And buses with two floors!!

And de airyplanez..

Sittingpretty

[Deleted User] wrote: »

"Dingus" is a parody account, ten a penny around here. It doesn't warrant any scrutiny.

In which case I've been hAd, AGAIN

corner of hells

Woke Hogan wrote: »

What an awful thing to say to someone. Exactly the kind of thing I would expect from a "working class" Dub, though. Punctuated with a "wha'?" and a "hweh hweh hweh."

I beg your pardon , my full title is "inner city working class" Dub.

Greyfox

tototoe wrote: »

Ah dubs are fair annoying though to be fair. Not quite as bad as Cork people but still annoying as feck

Maybe 5 or 6 % of Dubs, the rest are awesome

Plumbthedepths

Your partner is German but you think the Dublin accent is aggressive, even when a German is being romantic it sounds like they are threatening physical voilence

Earthhorse

Plumbthedepths wrote: »

Your partner is German but you think the Dublin accent is aggressive, even when a German is being romantic it sounds like they are threatening physical voilence

Often, they are.

Peatys

Plumbthedepths wrote: »

Your partner is German but you think the Dublin accent is aggressive, even when a German is being romantic it sounds like they are threatening physical voilence

You think this lad has ever talked to someone outside his over familiar family never mind a German

Plumbthedepths

corner of hells wrote: »

Thank God you're okay , Aongus.

Anything could have happened to you.

Isn't that the problem he was c**kblocked by some Dublin wans and nothing happened.

kankicker

Hate to see if she ever get,s on his nerves . it will be the Gas chamber .

Ralph Ciffereto

Aongus Von Bismarck wrote: »

My German partner .......

I found roughly 98 percent of German women I've ever met to be as night as a nun's growler, and about as straight laced as a ruler. Like, three beers on a night out would be a walk on the wild side.

Also most of them dressed in veritable rags. Like, Irish women like Penneys- they don't buy second hand Penneys gear and wear it for another seven years though.

A large proportion of them were ridicilously, grossly overweight. Like, documentary fat.

I'm not saying yer missus falls under these categories, but if you offered me a blind date with a German bird I probably wouldn't bother showing up (come to think of it I didn't bother turning up for a Tinder date with a German once)

Baggly

kankicker wrote: »

Hate to see if she ever get,s on his nerves . it will be the Gas chamber .

Mod

Don't post in this thread again.

New Aongus hasn't the same way with words or structure as old Aongus. Maybe old Aongus is too busy with the toilet thread or something, and had to outsource.

I couldn't date a German for fear of having to be anywhere near Frankfurt Airport again.

Plumbthedepths

Peatys wrote: »

You think this lad has ever talked to someone outside his over familiar family never mind a German

In fairness he is far more entertaining and amusing than the 3 idiots that give regular updates about their respective bowel movements.