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Ultimate Biscuit Tournament (Mod Note Post #1 and #984)

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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Politics Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 81,309 CMod ✭✭✭✭coffee_cake


    adox wrote: »
    I’m not sure. It’s quite hard to follow the above clearly laid out rules.

    thanks, checked the OP only and wasn't in there


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,588 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Have you exceeded 75c yet Emmet?

    No. Nowhere near it.

    Anytime I start playing I think of the ones you were “offloading” during the last tournament and I “chub” up.

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 587 ✭✭✭Redneck Reject


    Your cookies are all bad, nothing beats a Keebler cookie,muhaaa.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,398 ✭✭✭Franz Von Peppercorn II


    Are these going to feature in this competition? If not then it’s a sham.

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    Well, last time every single crisp ever sold in Ireland appeared, so there’s hope.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,881 ✭✭✭Peatys


    Are we doing reasons now? Are the draws seeded? Why do we have cakes in the competition?

    No cakes. Just biscuits. (Some biscuits may or may not pay the correct amount of tax)


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  • Registered Users Posts: 22,251 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    Kimberly :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,970 ✭✭✭normanoffside


    appledrop wrote: »
    Now I'm getting into this tournament + I'm warning you all if a boring biscuits wins like the poxy Tayto in the crisps tournament you are all dead to me!

    Rich teas ftw!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    adox wrote: »
    I’m not sure. It’s quite hard to follow the above clearly laid out rules.

    M'Lud, clearly, these rules disqualify Jaffas.
    "Hoist with his own petard" Orange loving tossers.



    *drops mike.


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,596 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    appledrop wrote: »
    Now I'm getting into this tournament + I'm warning you all if a boring biscuits wins like the poxy Tayto in the crisps tournament you are all dead to me!

    Crawl up your own arse and die. Tayto deserved the win.


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 51,176 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Autosport wrote:
    Kimberly


    Ginger biscuits are an abomination.

    There. I said it.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,398 ✭✭✭Franz Von Peppercorn II


    appledrop wrote: »
    Now I'm getting into this tournament + I'm warning you all if a boring biscuits wins like the poxy Tayto in the crisps tournament you are all dead to me!

    Rich tea it is.


  • Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    bluewolf wrote: »
    are we doing reasons for all the votes now? i thought it might be final ones only

    Any dope can mash a keyboard and spurt out a word or two. This is ultra high net cosmopolitan intellectual stuff. Analysis is required. If you can't offer a reason, you're not welcome. Good day, Ma'am.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,588 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Crawl up your own arse and die. Tayto deserved the win.

    No it didn’t. It’s the most average of crisp. As basic as “ready salted”.

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • Registered Users Posts: 20,752 ✭✭✭✭dxhound2005


    Autosport wrote: »
    Kimberly :D

    They look like small cakes.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Politics Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 81,309 CMod ✭✭✭✭coffee_cake


    M'Lud, clearly, these rules disqualify Jaffas.
    "Hoist with his own petard" Orange loving tossers.



    *drops mike.

    i'll hoist your petard

    buddy


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,825 ✭✭✭appledrop


    Omackeral wrote: »
    Here's a better idea. You shut your f*cking trap and just be grateful .

    I'll be watching you this time. You should be banned from voting in the final especially if it's for the boring option like the crisps tournament.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,398 ✭✭✭Franz Von Peppercorn II


    No it didn’t. It’s the most average of crisp. As basic as “ready salted”.

    TAKE THAT BACK!


  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Are these going to feature in this competition? If not then it’s a sham.

    __700x9999.979B7A2D-5056-B775-A2064E9BD03AE179-featured_image.jpg

    No!! Bakehouse choc chip biscuits!!!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Call for a recount.

    Ram it up your swiss roll

    (which incidentally will not be in this contest)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,881 ✭✭✭Peatys


    Omackeral wrote: »
    Ram it up your swiss roll

    (which incidentally will not be in this contest)

    Fúck the shítetalk and on with the next round


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  • Registered Users Posts: 19,017 ✭✭✭✭adox


    Autosport wrote: »
    Kimberly :D

    Budget version of Kimberley?


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,495 ✭✭✭Will I Am Not


    No!! Bakehouse choc chip biscuits!!!!

    Also nice but coconut crunch are king.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,493 ✭✭✭Badly Drunk Boy


    Omackeral wrote: »
    Here's the rules for Round 1


    1. Each match is made using a Random Number Generator.


    2. You must give a reason for your choice or it won't count. It's more fun this way. Some people cast a vote with just their choice and then go back to edit it and include a choice. This is allowed once your post is edited by the time the count begins i.e. fairly quickly.


    3. The first biscuit to receive 8 votes goes through to the next round.
    In the post starting each tie, could you indicate what tie it is, i.e. Round 1 a or Round 1 (ii) ? It'd be handy to know if we've missed a round, or how many are left.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Politics Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 81,309 CMod ✭✭✭✭coffee_cake


    do you know what should win this, oreos


  • Registered Users Posts: 22,251 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    Crawl up your own arse and die. Tayto deserved the win.

    Do you write for Hallmark? Juliet said to Romeo “Crawl up your own arse and die” We all know the rest of the story :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,881 ✭✭✭Peatys


    In the post starting each tie, could you indicate what tie it is, i.e. Round 1 a or Round 1 (ii) ? It'd be handy to know if we've missed a round, or how many are left.

    Wtf


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,825 ✭✭✭appledrop


    I couldn't care what brand it is but chocolate chip cookies have to be in here somewhere or the whole tournament is a farce!


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,596 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    In the post starting each tie, could you indicate what tie it is, i.e. Round 1 a or Round 1 (ii) ? It'd be handy to know if we've missed a round, or how many are left.

    Will we do your laundry for you too?


  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Fùcking coconut this and coconut that would you all fùck off with your fùcking coconuts. I'll give you fùcking coconuts! And as for you ginger loving bollìxes well why don't you LICK MY FANNY!!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    bluewolf wrote: »
    i'll hoist your petard

    buddy

    You wouldnt know Shakespeare if he came all over your dads face shouting "Romeo Romeo, wherefore art tho Romeo


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