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Ultimate Biscuit Tournament (Mod Note Post #1 and #984)

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  • Registered Users Posts: 16,755 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Scathing! What's wrong, did the mods tell you to tone down your low quality bargain-basement humour?

    More importantly, when do Jaffa Cakes get crowned?

    A minor administrative error, Cronin.


  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Who is Cronin? And are my beloved Jaffa Cakes on track to win?


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,301 ✭✭✭✭gerrybbadd


    Fùck Jaffa cakes. Like big TCP smelling areolas.

    Chocolate hob nobs are lovely. Thick, plenty of bite, crumbly, would soak up half a cup of tea on one dunk, chocolate covered. What's not to love?

    CHN for the win


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 600 ✭✭✭Lil Sally Anne Jnr.


    gerrybbadd wrote: »
    Fùck Jaffa cakes. Like big TCP smelling areolas.

    Chocolate hob nobs are lovely. Thick, plenty of bite, crumbly, would soak up half a cup of tea on one dunk, chocolate covered. What's not to love?

    CHN for the win

    You after a few beers Gerry?


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,777 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Who is Cronin? And are my beloved Jaffa Cakes on track to win?
    You after a few beers Gerry?


    P, meet Cronin. Sally, meet P.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 10,301 ✭✭✭✭gerrybbadd


    You after a few beers Gerry?

    Unfortunately not Sal. It's a reference to an earlier feud from today


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,648 ✭✭✭honeybear


    Did I win my bet?


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,638 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    gerrybbadd wrote: »
    Unfortunately not Sal. It's a reference to an earlier feud from today

    Gerry is like an elephant, he never “forgets”. He’s also the size of an elephant.

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • Registered Users Posts: 10,301 ✭✭✭✭gerrybbadd


    Gerry is like an elephant, he never “forgets”. He’s also the size of an elephant.

    Very kind of you to say Em.

    High praise from a guy in parachute pants


  • Registered Users Posts: 101 ✭✭Daithi101


    So seen as Omack has gone M.I.A. I think we can all accept that chocolate hobknobs are the rightful winners seen as they there the only actual biscuit in this final.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 10,638 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Daithi101 wrote: »
    So seen as Omack has gone M.I.A. I think we can all accept that chocolate hobknobs are the rightful winners seen as they there the only actual biscuit in this final.

    Where are the “amateur” bean counters gone?

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • Registered Users Posts: 19,017 ✭✭✭✭adox


    Daithi101 wrote: »
    So seen as Omack has gone M.I.A. I think we can all accept that chocolate hobknobs are the rightful winners seen as they there the only actual biscuit in this final.

    Daithi, you as predictable as you are inane.

    Put your small cock back in your pants and wait for the official result.

    Oh and Daithi. A real cunts name.


  • Registered Users Posts: 101 ✭✭Daithi101


    adox wrote:
    Daithi, you as predictable as you are inane.

    adox wrote:
    Put your small cock back in your pants and wait for the official result.

    adox wrote:
    Oh and Daithi. A real ***** name.


    Good man adox - whatever the fcuk that even means. I'm guessing it was the only characters you managed to mash your fat pudgy fingers into on the keyboard.

    Go and fcuking crawl back under the rock you came from you fcuking cretin


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,076 ✭✭✭Wayne Jarvis


    Daithi101 wrote: »
    Go and fcuking crawl back under the rock you came from you fcuking cretin

    Ah there is no need to drag the cùnts mother into it Daithi.


  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Do you know something. I think I've changed my mind. Chocolate hobnobs work excellently with tae and that's important. I am switching sides.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Do you know something. I think I've changed my mind. Chocolate hobnobs work excellently with tae and that's important. I am switching sides.

    Judas!!!


  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Judas!!!

    I SHALL SMITE THEE!!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 600 ✭✭✭Lil Sally Anne Jnr.


    Oh lads. The Paddy Jackson WhatsApp group has nothing on this thread. Awful stuff altogether.


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,017 ✭✭✭✭adox


    Do you know something. I think I've changed my mind. Chocolate hobnobs work excellently with tae and that's important. I am switching sides.

    Too late you flip flopping biatch.


  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    adox wrote: »
    Too late you flip flopping biatch.

    Fùck you dox ass.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    If its not to late to vote, I'll go with the hobnobs.

    Reason: good Catholic biscuit. Not a Protestant cake, beloved by salirophiles, paedophiles, olfactophiles, agalmatophiles and peodeiktophiles


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,638 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Do you know something. I think I've changed my mind. Chocolate hobnobs work excellently with tae and that's important. I am switching sides.

    Pretty sure there’s no switchbacks, and I’m on an anti-Jaffa cake side.

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,076 ✭✭✭Wayne Jarvis


    Oh lads. The Paddy Jackson WhatsApp group has nothing on this thread. Awful stuff altogether.

    I don’t know anything about that thread but I do know that you are a a fùcking omnicùnt.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,777 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Do you know something. I think I've changed my mind. Chocolate hobnobs work excellently with tae and that's important. I am switching sides.

    It may not count but history will be kind to you.


  • Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Do you know something. I think I've changed my mind. Chocolate hobnobs work excellently with tae and that's important. I am switching sides.

    FCk off you stupid bitch- Jaffa Cakes are the best biscuits ever since so go crawl back under your stupid rock and cry yourself to oblivion.


  • Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Nosnon wrote: »
    Leg end said he'd vote for jaffa if I lifted the ban.

    then lift his ban you blithering idiot.- what are we paying you for??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,076 ✭✭✭Wayne Jarvis


    FCk off you stupid bitch- Jaffa Cakes are the best biscuits ever since so go crawl back under your stupid rock and cry yourself to oblivion.

    You call yourself PlentyOhToole but you certainly haven’t read plenty of books if that pathetic grammar is anything to go by you suckling piglet.


  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    FCk off you stupid bitch- Jaffa Cakes are the best biscuits ever since so go crawl back under your stupid rock and cry yourself to oblivion.

    Fùck you too Toole face!! Go smear some orange goo up your ass!


  • Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Chocolate Hob Nobs.

    Because Jaffa Cakes are ****ing disgusting and are for kids.

    The final is no place for childishness.

    You bloody sheep- this and fcking Tayto crisps- what a bloody Biscuit final let down- you stupid fool


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  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Guy Person wrote: »
    You call yourself PlentyOhToole but you certainly haven’t read plenty of books if that pathetic grammar is anything to go by you suckling piglet.

    Oh I see I have a defender :p


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