Things That Trialvilly Annoy You.

RhubarbCrumble

Will M&S be bringing out a version? "This is not just any vagina, this is an M&S vagina".

Princess Calla

Purple Mountain wrote: »

Would you buy it though?

They have sold out, so as a business model goes it's not the worst.... She's onto something!!

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This is turning into a really gross thread...

And the cheapo version would be called "I can't believe it's not...".






*BARF*

little bit of help

I cut my lip on a medicine spoon.

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Drivers who flash their lights to warn that there's a speed check van ahead. If I'm speeding, then it's my tough luck if I am caught.

dubstarr

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

What will the knock-off versions of it be called?

Something smells fishy:D

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dubstarr wrote: »

Something smells fishy:D

Or what would be the male version?

dubstarr

Be right back wrote: »

Or what would be the male version?

Ballsack:D

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dubstarr wrote: »

Ballsack:D

Nice ring to it. This smells like my ballsack!! You are onto a winner!

Gwynplaine

Meatless Meatballs. WTF?

madmaggie

Purple Mountain wrote: »

This

https://www.ladbible.com/news/celebrity-gwyneth-paltrows-shop-has-candle-for-sale-that-smells-like-vagina-20200111

That's the Christmas presents sorted.

Seriously, are there really people stupid enough to buy these yokes.

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madmaggie wrote: »

That's the Christmas presents sorted.

Seriously, are there really people stupid enough to buy these yokes.

There must be as apparently they are sold out.

sirmanga

I hate long Twitter threads, that get thousands of likes and retweets, about something the tweeter witnessed on a train, in a supermarket, or wherever. The story will have some wild turns, quirky characters, and a twist ending. I guarantee most of these "So this just happened..." Twitter threads are just made up by people looking for attention. Yet I see so many people being fooled by them.

maudgonner

It's bloody impossible to hoover between the front seats of the car and the console. (I think that's what it's called anyway - the place where the handbrake & gearstick live). Can never get in there properly.



If I ever become a drug smuggler that's where I'm hiding my stash - no way the cops would ever get it out. Of course neither could I...I really haven't thought this through...

Gamer Bhoy 89

My fiancée made the most beautiful Sunday roast I've ever had today, and I couldn't finish the last few spuds (my favourite bit) because I wouldn't stop wolfing a share-bag of salted nuts prior.

TA is KP nuts are addictive and I shouldn't be allowed near them

Trigger Happy

I was in the queue in lidl earlier. Just had a couple of items so the person in front told me to jump ahead of them.
And then the next person did the same.
I was delighted with myself. But then when it came to paying I could not find my phone anywhere. No wallet, no change, no nothing.
The shame. The TA.

Ol' Donie

Omackeral wrote: »

People saying “super” when they mean very.

e.g .I was super tired.

Not as bad as people saying "I feel like" when they mean "I think".

As in "I feel like this sushi is really nice"

Antares35

The term "Mexit". Is there nothing they wont bastardise/ hybridise in an effort to appear cool and trendy.

Paddy Cow

Antares35 wrote: »

The term "Mexit". Is there nothing they wont bastardise/ hybridise in an effort to appear cool and trendy.

It makes a change from the usual of adding -gate to any news story.

Antares35

Paddy Cow wrote: »

It makes a change from the usual of adding -gate to any news story.

They are both abominations in my opinion. Lazy predictable "journalism" and I feel bad even calling it that.

Princess Calla

Trigger Happy wrote: »

I was in the queue in lidl earlier. Just had a couple of items so the person in front told me to jump ahead of them.
And then the next person did the same.
I was delighted with myself. But then when it came to paying I could not find my phone anywhere. No wallet, no change, no nothing.
The shame. The TA.

See right there is the reason I am not nice in the queue

In all my years of working the till it is always the person with one or two items that balls up the queue... Be it like you, can't find wallet etc or my personal favourite emptying their coin purse onto the counter and telling me to count it myself... Along with all bits of fluff and other gunk

But I do feel your pain, I'd be mortified too

Trigger Happy

Princess Calla wrote: »

See right there is the reason I am not nice in the queue

In all my years of working the till it is always the person with one or two items that balls up the queue... Be it like you, can't find wallet etc or my personal favourite emptying their coin purse onto the counter and telling me to count it myself... Along with all bits of fluff and other gunk

But I do feel your pain, I'd be mortified too

I will keep my eye out for a lady at the checkout wearing a tiara!

Deja Boo

When the ringing in me ears decides to amp up the volume.

Princess Calla

Trigger Happy wrote: »

I will keep my eye out for a lady at the checkout wearing a tiara!

Oh jesus are you mad? That funded college....no way would I work in a public facing role.

You'll find me behind a spreadsheet when "maternity leave +extra" unfortunately finishes!

NewbridgeIR

I try to recycle as much as possible but want to draw the line at washing out plastic containers of mince and chicken fillets. My preference would be to chuck them in the general waste.
My wife disagrees and thinks we should wash them and put in recycling bin.

There was a build up of plastic containers stacked beside the sink before Christmas. About 3 weeks worth. Very untidy. I bit the bullet one afternoon when my wife was at work and washed the lot, let them dry and recycled them.

Fast forward 3 more weeks and an identically-sized backlog is beside the sink. Just spent an hour washing them.

iamwhoiam

NewbridgeIR wrote: »

I try to recycle as much as possible but want to draw the line at washing out plastic containers of mince and chicken fillets. My preference would be to chuck them in the general waste.
My wife disagrees and thinks we should wash them and put in recycling bin.

There was a build up of plastic containers stacked beside the sink before Christmas. About 3 weeks worth. Very untidy. I bit the bullet one afternoon when my wife was at work and washed the lot, let them dry and recycled them.

Fast forward 3 more weeks and an identically-sized backlog is beside the sink. Just spent an hour washing them.

Why not wash them straight away when opened ? I open meat and immediately fill the tray with hot water and soap . I can only imagine three weeks later they must stink to high heaven ?

Nevin Parsnipp

iamwhoiam wrote: »

Why not wash them straight away when opened ? I open meat and immediately fill the tray with hot water and soap . I can only imagine three weeks later they must stink to high heaven ?

Much too simple and straightforward !

Pat does not like such scenarios....would much prefer to let the plastic containers build up into a malodorous ugly pile of rubbish which confronts him every morning.

And moans about it on a public discussion board.

That's Pat ...nothin straightforward and simple !

Professor Genius

NewbridgeIR wrote: »

I try to recycle as much as possible but want to draw the line at washing out plastic containers of mince and chicken fillets. My preference would be to chuck them in the general waste.
My wife disagrees and thinks we should wash them and put in recycling bin.

There was a build up of plastic containers stacked beside the sink before Christmas. About 3 weeks worth. Very untidy. I bit the bullet one afternoon when my wife was at work and washed the lot, let them dry and recycled them.

Fast forward 3 more weeks and an identically-sized backlog is beside the sink. Just spent an hour washing them.

Sounds like you’ve been de-balled. Why isn’t your lazy lass washing them and recycling them if that her choice??

NewbridgeIR

Professor Genius wrote: »

Sounds like you’ve been de-balled. Why isn’t your lazy lass washing them and recycling them if that her choice??

I am the one washing and recycling them. She isn't. That's the TA.

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I went to get something from the car, and when I closed the door I forgot to remove my thumb...