Things That Trialvilly Annoy You.

Obvious Desperate Breakfasts

retro:electro wrote: »

Decided to do a hike today and omg am in need of a defibrillator after it. I’m useless at incline. People double and treble my age passing me out and here’s me trying to pretend I’m not out of breath. Think my organs are in shock. Need to get fit.

Reminds me of climbing Croagh Patrick with my father when I was 25 and he was 57. He climbed it in half the time I did and came back down to meet me and climbed up to the top again with me. Show off! :P :pac:

castletownman

No matter how meticulous and careful I am at pouring my cough bottle onto the spoon, there is always a rogue droplet or two that I don't spot that causes the bottle to become sticky and leaves a ring on the dresser.

It's nearly a bigger a TA than the cough itself

The Crazy Cat Lady

Kitty6277 wrote: »

My sleeping pattern is so fcuked

I can relate, my whole routine is gone to pot

New Home

I lost my proximity card...

Harleen Quinzel

Google

:mad:

Goldfinch8

Winning a free scratch card on a scratch card.

Leg End Reject

A full week of work, I barely survived today.

Harleen Quinzel

The itch of a healing tattoo.

Slow torture.

Omackeral

Just had a really violently graphic nightmare.

That’s bad and all but the thing that annoys me is that your brain is capable of making your dreams have literally anything in them. Anything! The ability to fly around? Winning the world cup? Being with beautiful women? Nah mate, how about a machete wielding gang killing your family.... sound.

Omackeral

Ok and bonus TA, I only posted that last nightmare one directly into the thread without reading back through any posts. Now it looks like I’m just copying everyone’s dream chat.

skittles8710

The term "content creator". What meaningless BS.

mikemac2

I went through 3 jobs in the last year. One was maternity cover , one we lost a huge client and us temps got let go and my current job is the best of all

My friend is also looking for a job. We helped each other out with spotting openings and practice interviews

Sometimes getting an interview is an achievement and I was always 20 - 30 minutes early and would get a tea and sit outside. I take it seriously as most applications never get an interview


My TA is this friend is constantly late and wonders why he is unsuccessful. I say it constantly to be early and he arrives late and stressed and gets rejected

TA’d at lack of cop on. You have to be on time ! Then moans to me about interview rejections

dubstarr

Harleen Quinzel wrote: »

The itch of a healing tattoo.

Slow torture.

TA some people can afford new tattoos:mad::D

silvervixen84

Person next to me on the train who has the sound on for texting so all I’m hearing is “tap tap tap tap tap tap”. How is it not annoying her having it like that all the time!

gifted

I'm working 30 years since Nov of last year....and I can't afford a holiday for the family this year....I know that might come across as first world problems but after 30 years of working I'm pissed off.

gifted

gifted wrote: »

I'm working 30 years since Nov of last year....and I can't afford a holiday for the family this year....I know that might come across as first world problems but after 30 years of working I'm pissed off.

Gifted,your chicks would have a fabulous time just going to the beach, park ,picnic etc with you, you're a fantastic dad,its early days yet so you might manage a week away and if all else fails you can come "home" for a week, where else would you want to be lol.I'm not being patronising btw I genuinely mean it and I hope you'll get a windfall from somewhere and get you're holiday in the sun.

Every time I read this thread it reminds me of how lucky I am to live in a detached house.
Cant be dealing with slamming doors or parking wars .

Harleen Quinzel

dubstarr wrote: »

TA some people can afford new tattoos:mad::D

It was my Christmas present, I can’t afford it either :pac:

I have another one planned that I need to try to save for myself though

Ghosteen

Back to the toilets in work after using normal ones for the hols. Fookin rank. The smell. The mankiness. Dirty bastards.

partyguinness

I am a simple guy. My personal hygiene consists of;-

- Shield soap (4 bars for a £1)
- Tooth brush, tooth paste (simple Colgate £1.00) and mouth wash
- I have not shaved in two years as I went all hipster but I bought a hair trimmer in TK Maxx for £10.00
- Cotton buds
- Aftershave/smelly stuff bought for me
- Sainsbury's own brand deodorant (£1.00- the smell of success does not need embellishment)
- Use the wife's shampoo.

That's it. No fancy smancy deep face scrubs, creams, lotions, conditioners made from the piss of Albino monkeys deep in the Andes and the like.

Why do women (had the same with ex girlfriends and I grew up with 4 sisters) have 5-10 bottles of stuff in the shower but half of them are lying there empty ?

Had it last night having a shower after running which brings me to my annoyance- Empty bottles left in the shower.

And the ones that are not empty are impossible to work out what the heck they actually are?

What is wrong with having a bottle that just says in big writing "Shampoo"?

Instead I am standing there bollox naked picking up all sorts of strange exotic bottles trying to figure out what is what. I just want shampoo. Jesus Christ...last night I picked up half a bottle of Imperial Leather Unicorn shower gel that my 3 year girl has....unicorn themed shower gel for **** sake. Unicorns don't even exist.

All these empty bottles of this and that- it's like some sick game being played on me.

Tacitus Kilgore

You're missing a trick and setting up your own fail by not using a combined body/hair wash.

Gamer Bhoy 89

partyguinness wrote: »

I am a simple guy. My personal hygiene consists of;-

- Shield soap (4 bars for a £1)
- Tooth brush, tooth paste (simple Colgate £1.00) and mouth wash
- I have not shaved in two years as I went all hipster but I bought a hair trimmer in TK Maxx for £10.00
- Cotton buds
- Aftershave/smelly stuff bought for me
- Sainsbury's own brand deodorant (£1.00- the smell of success does not need embellishment)
- Use the wife's shampoo.

That's it. No fancy smancy deep face scrubs, creams, lotions, conditioners made from the piss of Albino monkeys deep in the Andes and the like.

Why do women (had the same with ex girlfriends and I grew up with 4 sisters) have 5-10 bottles of stuff in the shower but half of them are lying there empty ?

Had it last night having a shower after running which brings me to my annoyance- Empty bottles left in the shower.

And the ones that are not empty are impossible to work out what the heck they actually are?

What is wrong with having a bottle that just says in big writing "Shampoo"?

Instead I am standing there bollox naked picking up all sorts of strange exotic bottles trying to figure out what is what. I just want shampoo. Jesus Christ...last night I picked up half a bottle of Imperial Leather Unicorn shower gel that my 3 year girl has....unicorn themed shower gel for **** sake. Unicorns don't even exist.

All these empty bottles of this and that- it's like some sick game being played on me.

That's an equally TA for me. I just buy the Lynx 3-in-1, does it all. Hair, body and face.

In and out, reeking of tangerine. :pac:

Bredabe

How hard it is to find affordable pj's in a cozy fabric with a collar.
Plenty in shops that are hoodies or ponchos but I need revers to keep my neck warm enough to prevent stressing its physiology.

Feisar

aspiewriter wrote: »

I can relate, my whole routine is gone to pot

Get a six month old, you'll be up between 6 and 6:30 regardless of the day!

gucci

So for last few years we have set the heating to kick in 20mins before getting up for work, so the kitchen isn't freezing in the morning.

TA:
Last few weeks my two year old son gets woken up by the boiler and the clicking and banging of the pipes expanding meaning he is ready to get up and shouting "porridge time daddy" from his room, 20mins before the rest of us!!

cj maxx

The fact that I am falling asleep at the drop of a hat. But come bedtime WIDE AWAKE. Fcuking hell

Dial Hard

I'm not having a good day. Managed to get up and leave for work an hour early. Was sitting on the bus at 6.25 wondering why it was so quiet out. Skinned my knuckle getting a brolly out of the press. Paper cut THREE of my fingers in one go getting something off the printer. Hold me.

gucci

partyguinness wrote: »

I am a simple guy. My personal hygiene consists of;-

- Shield soap (4 bars for a £1)
- Tooth brush, tooth paste (simple Colgate £1.00) and mouth wash
- I have not shaved in two years as I went all hipster but I bought a hair trimmer in TK Maxx for £10.00
- Cotton buds
- Aftershave/smelly stuff bought for me
- Sainsbury's own brand deodorant (£1.00- the smell of success does not need embellishment)
- Use the wife's shampoo.

That's it. No fancy smancy deep face scrubs, creams, lotions, conditioners made from the piss of Albino monkeys deep in the Andes and the like.

Why do women (had the same with ex girlfriends and I grew up with 4 sisters) have 5-10 bottles of stuff in the shower but half of them are lying there empty ?

Had it last night having a shower after running which brings me to my annoyance- Empty bottles left in the shower.

And the ones that are not empty are impossible to work out what the heck they actually are?

What is wrong with having a bottle that just says in big writing "Shampoo"?

Instead I am standing there bollox naked picking up all sorts of strange exotic bottles trying to figure out what is what. I just want shampoo. Jesus Christ...last night I picked up half a bottle of Imperial Leather Unicorn shower gel that my 3 year girl has....unicorn themed shower gel for **** sake. Unicorns don't even exist.

All these empty bottles of this and that- it's like some sick game being played on me.

Hold on a minute, there is unicorn themed shower gel? Do I need to go to Sainsuburys for this magic potion?...……..asking for a friend

partyguinness

gucci wrote: »

Hold on a minute, there is unicorn themed shower gel? Do I need to go to Sainsuburys for this magic potion?...……..asking for a friend

https://www.sainsburys.co.uk/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?gclid=EAIaIQobChMInNHIyNDx5gIVjbHtCh0-hQ9IEAQYBSABEgLErvD_BwE&productId=1251478&langId=44&storeId=10151&krypto=PUEokkh3MuGoRD2QC93C3vPq7JTHv7Iau5%2Fj87ARtIe%2BqPt6yBlQaNzunAP8fy%2BaYJlZyGSW4NGYgL8m5Z1yeb3mH2WPkLetGdOqwOj%2FNWxqqS%2BPAVtxVbjc1BuQeGHi6HdkWATVg6kw3poI5OM%2BTR8DQd8ISUaGL70%2BrwFWDs8uBbYHUwaIZspfLYxMrOsnWe3%2FXIC4mwz6bSAgcRJYLn6IKxSMHrXIZjzUhXVV%2BXC0cPJLZ9FnKgDIdDL2mGiN8P86h7SSKSCfw0QFh1qBuUYLXXNQiMyFr7Mw0YOLfs0MZvLqWFo4AVaZGG5Qr9hAHRNGHEW2hgz5vuwl5Q8vTNbr5obpyzGVA2EZHYWFf%2FU%3D


****. It's 10p cheaper in Tesco but then again lower quality of clientele...a lot of people still in their PJs.

cj maxx

TA is reading a thread and not copping on its 4 years old