Things That Trialvilly Annoy You.

Alecto

Sad. Needing all of the hugs.

Shady Grady

Alecto wrote: »

Sad. Needing all of the hugs.

What you sad for girl?Tell Ol'Shady.

Alecto

Shady Grady wrote: »

What you sad for girl?Tell Ol'Shady.

You'd be sorry you asked :pac:


A good spooning would set me right!

Shady Grady

Alecto wrote: »

You'd be sorry you asked :pac:


A good spooning would set me right!

Hit me with it momma Ol'Shady can handle it Ha!

Kitty6277

Alecto wrote: »

Sad. Needing all of the hugs.

Sending hugs your way x

Shady Grady

Alecto wrote: »

You'd be sorry you asked :pac:


A good spooning would set me right!

Love a good spooning, the warmth and scents are just heavenly.

Widdershins

Spooning always leads to forking.
*Always* use condiments.

Shady Grady

Widdershins wrote: »

Spooning always leads to forking.
*Always* use condiments.

What the get all is forking?I'll never be up to speed in you yougins terms.

Widdershins

TA sly secretive people who go behind your back, do not seek your opinions on their plans *involving you* and then staggeringly ironically call themselves open books on any subject. Implying that your refusal to share any more private stuff with them because they f****ed it up too much when you already shared, is a character flaw of yours rather than a reflection of their breathtaking selfishness lack of empathy and presumptuous judgementalness


TA I don't know where that came from, that was weeks ago. Sleep deprivation ...

Widdershins

V. Rarely do I feel angry but all the idiots seem noticeably more idiotic than usual tonight.

Heard back from an online shop owner who didn't post an order of mine from 5 weeks ago. On Sunday she offered a 20 % discount on my next order (ha, ha as if) and "someone will try to.post it on Monday or Tuesday". It's still not posted but she might get a chance before her volunteering work tomorrow morning ( She's suddenly recovered from a 2 month bout of tonsillitis, just like that). I said you'll need to find the time because it will take 3 days even with the upgrade to express shipping you're adding to my order to compensate for the delay. Cheeky cowbag. Might get around to it?!

Widdershins

"Ambulance driver."

freshpopcorn

When people are involved in charity work and they are paid a nice some and they act if they do it out kindness of their hearts!

RhubarbCrumble

Widdershins wrote: »

"Ambulance driver."

"Lady doctor". A favourite of my mother's.

Strangely enough I've never heard her refer to a 'man doctor' :mad:

Widdershins

F***sake (edited, thought people were calling your mother that, apologies).

I heard a corker after I had surgery 2 years ago. My surgeon is female but this idiot said "she can't have done the surgery herself as there are no female surgeons". Presumably he meant, in Ireland.

Wayne Jarvis

Alecto wrote: »

Sad. Needing all of the hugs.

Alecto wrote: »

A good spooning would set me right!

Widdershins wrote: »

Spooning always leads to forking.
*Always* use condiments.

Sorry to hear you were sad Alecto. Any better today?


TA that I potentially missed out on hugs, spooning and forking

Though TH on Wid's word play. The grammar nerd in me enjoyed that.

whisky_galore

mikemac2 wrote: »

I was looking online at a hotel in Tullamore

Now I'm no flaming nationalist but the full English breakfast is included

C´mon

Tomato, tomayto. Both are heart attacks on a plate.

Widdershins

Guy Person wrote: »

Sorry to hear you were sad Alecto. Any better today?


TA that I potentially missed out on hugs, spooning and forking

Though TH on Wid's word play. The grammar nerd in me enjoyed that.

Th the number of nicknames that can be made out of my boards name.

Sorry, TA I must've got cinnamon oil on my hands when filling the essential oil diffuser, and rubbed it into my face when applying face cream. Stingy.

Widdershins

Heard back from eejit online seller. "My bad" she said, and for that alone she should be garroted..." I thought I'd packaged the 2 items together but I didn't. I'm going to hunt down where I put the second item."

So youve managed to lose item 2 in your own house? 5 weeks after the order? And why post separately? I'll be charged two fees by DPD Parcel wizard. I wouldn't worry about this under normal circumstances but could this seller be any more unhelpful? The wheel is still spinning but the hamster's dead with this one.

retro:electro

Driving behind some numpty who kept just casually pressing on the breaks like every five seconds for no reason, on a perfectly clear stretch of road

Tacitus Kilgore

retro:electro wrote: »

Driving behind some numpty who kept just casually pressing on the breaks like every five seconds for no reason, on a perfectly clear stretch of road

legitimate grounds for ramming if there ever was

Antares35

retro:electro wrote: »

Driving behind some numpty who kept just casually pressing on the breaks like every five seconds for no reason, on a perfectly clear stretch of road

Be careful - people who do this might be after a whiplash claim. I always stay well back from these numpties. TA people with colds, flu and chest infections everywhere. Stay at home and keep it to yourself. Don't be a hero :mad:

dubstarr

Tesco deals not coming off.And the reason,they put something not in the deal in between 2 things that were.Agh

EmmetSpiceland

Spilling tea down my shirt, again. I know I’m better than this. Need to stop being so blasé with my mug.

Doctors room ghost

Empty shampoo bottles left in the shower.You pick one up and air and bubbles.
For the love of the lord god put them in the bin when they are empty.

Badly Drunk Boy

mikemac2 wrote: »

I was looking online at a hotel in Tullamore

Now I'm no flaming nationalist but the full English breakfast is included

C´mon

Is that Tullamore, Co. Offaly/King's County/The Faithful (to the Crown) County? (Sorry, that was for the benefit of an Offaly friend who'll never read this. )

RhubarbCrumble wrote: »

Bloggers/Instagrammers discussing sparkly dresses and tops for Christmas and calling them 'sequence'.

It's SEQUINS.

Lost count of how many times I've seen it now.

What's happening to spelling in this country? We all learnt basic spelling in primary school, yet the amount of people who seem unable to spell correctly is astonishing.

On Dave Gorman:Terms aAnd Conditions Apply this week, he had a mock-up of Catchphrase (called CatPhrase), where the clue to a frequently wrongly used catchphrase on the internet was played out in the usual animation (Say what you see!).

One of the phases/words that came up was 'Except a bowl'. The opposite of this phrase was also used (On except a bowl). What was meant by this? Acceptable and unacceptable. There were a few other examples. The only other one I remember was 'A diamond dozen' (which they meant as a good thing) instead of 'A dime a dozen' (meaning something of little value).


Anyway...trivial annoyances. There's a charging point for electric cars beside the bike shed in work, and it always annoys me when I see a colleague's Nissan Leaf charging. The design makes the car look vulnerable to harm, and I've been tempted! (but I'd never do such a time). The other few electric cars are a lot more inconspicuous when 'docked'. I mean...look at it!

Trigger Happy

This will be the last time Santa will be believed in by our kid. I am sure he knows the truth already but is not ready to confront it, But having a house with no Santa believer will indeed be a TA.

Dial Hard

Restaurants that tell you they can give you a table for literally one hour as they need it back, then leave you sitting there for 15 minutes without even a menu.

Doctors room ghost

Dial Hard wrote: »

Restaurants that tell you they can give you a table for literally one hour as they need it back, then leave you sitting there for 15 minutes without even a menu.

You would think they were doing you a favour.
I’d rev up and fcuk off if I went in somewhere and they started at that sh1te hawking.
They’re getting away with it that’s the problem.

Dial Hard

Doctors room ghost wrote: »

You would think they were doing you a favour.
I’d rev up and fcuk off if I went in somewhere and they started at that sh1te hawking.
They’re getting away with it that’s the problem.

I'm in Dublin city centre, I'd no booking and it's silly season, so I've no issue with them needing the table back, but come on, help a girl out when you're the ones in a rush!

Doctors room ghost

Dial Hard wrote: »

I'm in Dublin city centre, I'd no booking and it's silly season, so I've no issue with them needing the table back, but come on, help a girl out when you're the ones in a rush!

Fcuk it.if you are paying to go in and eat somewhere you should expect not to be treated like sh1te on their shoe.
My money is as good as the next lads.