What's the etiquette here??

Nevin Parsnipp

Brendan Bendar wrote: »

Well used to rotten or ‘blown’ produce yourself Oxgreen.

Fair auld ‘ coating’ of bag brie and muzzle mites on the back of the ‘EezyFitt’ Dockers.

Whites Laundry rejected them back in the lockdown and called in pest control in haz gear.

I’ll use this post to issue a general warning about Xmas Pud, tends to bind the midden and make it difficult to discharge, so a few pears before bed and she should fly out like burst bag of cheap cat food around 0600 hrs.

The beur from Whites brought them home for a deep clean and left them steeping near the chow trough.

Nevin Parsnipp

Brendan Bendar

Nevin Parsnipp wrote: »

Excellent post Nevin.......your best yet in my opinion

Clear as your last arse-wad

Dual wheels

Toilets will get some respite this Christmas

Lewis_Benson

Going for a chicken Tikka kebab just now, and a bag of chips, garlic nan, and a few cans to wash it down.
I'll report on the movement in the morning.

Lewis_Benson

Lewis_Benson wrote: »

Going for a chicken Tikka kebab just now, and a bag of chips, garlic nan, and a few cans to wash it down.
I'll report on the movement in the morning.

Doubt you'll have to wait till then.

Gael23

Been having frequent small movements all day, nothing spectacular being flushed into Ringsend

Lewis_Benson

MikeOxsgreen wrote: »

Doubt you'll have to wait till then.

You could be right....

Lewis_Benson

Lewis_Benson wrote: »

You could be right....

You in trouble?

Brendan Bendar

Gael23 wrote: »

Been having frequent small movements all day, nothing spectacular being flushed into Ringsend

Just as well, the lads in the shït farm will be full of Porter and bacon from the nearest ‘cavvery’ by mid morning.

Bang of porter and cabbage set off the Fcuking ‘stench hooter’ at the incinerator and the Sandymount ladies were holding perfumed lace hankies to their noses.

Filthy kernts.

gerrybbadd

Ah lads, the house is stink of rotten eggs this morning. The entire structure seems to be permeated by the smell.

Made a grand bit of chilli last night, jazzed it up nicely, topping it off with diced raw onion, cheese and crumbled crunchy bacon. Couple cans of Diet Coke along with it, and a feed of rice.

The brown angels were blowing the trumpet all night under the duvet. The dog seemed desperate to get out into the fresh air this morning, so I knew the nasal assault was getting too much for him. He could probably hear the music from upstairs as well, and i'm sure, if it's possible in canines, he had a feeling of impending doom.

I'm not long back from dropping off the load there now, and i've not seen anything like it in a while. The only thing I can compare it with, is a perfectly tempered dose of melted chocolate, perhaps that one might use for a cake or "rice Krispie buns". However, as I had the phone with me for entertainment purposes, and i was there a while, it sat in the bottom of the bowl for an extended period prior to flushing. The expulsion actually had a skin on it. Or perhaps it had some form of it's own physics, clinging together to form a surface tension. I'd like to see Hawking explain that! (bit tough seeing as he's dead - maybe the other buck, DeGrasse Tyson?

Nevin Parsnipp

Nevin Parsnipp wrote: »

Nevin Parsnipp

gerrybbadd wrote: »

Ah lads, the house is stink of rotten eggs this morning. The entire structure seems to be permeated by the smell.

Made a grand bit of chilli last night, jazzed it up nicely, topping it off with diced raw onion, cheese and crumbled crunchy bacon. Couple cans of Diet Coke along with it, and a feed of rice.

The brown angels were blowing the trumpet all night under the duvet. The dog seemed desperate to get out into the fresh air this morning, so I knew the nasal assault was getting too much for him. He could probably hear the music from upstairs as well, and i'm sure, if it's possible in canines, he had a feeling of impending doom.

I'm not long back from dropping off the load there now, and i've not seen anything like it in a while. The only thing I can compare it with, is a perfectly tempered dose of melted chocolate, perhaps that one might use for a cake or "rice Krispie buns". However, as I had the phone with me for entertainment purposes, and i was there a while, it sat in the bottom of the bowl for an extended period prior to flushing. The expulsion actually had a skin on it. Or perhaps it had some form of it's own physics, clinging together to form a surface tension. I'd like to see Hawking explain that! (bit tough seeing as he's dead - maybe the other buck, DeGrasse Tyson?

U seem a bit surprised that the house would have a bad smell ?

Don't know why - given that "Ar$e Burst" that you described . !!

You need to look at your diet Bud.......

EmmetSpiceland

Nevin Parsnipp wrote: »

You’ve been trying to “embed” twitter links, among other things, into your posts. And you’ve done it in other threads too.

Just makes you look like an amateur, N. Sort it out, yeah?

Brendan Bendar

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

You’ve been trying to “embed” twitter links, among other things, into your posts. And you’ve done it in other threads too.

Just makes you look like an amateur, N. Sort it out, yeah?

Has the PC hooked up to the ‘Labbadoors’ Hole and feedin the the Fcukker with blown pork mince hoping to generate enough power to run the device.


Needs to let it ‘settle’ for another three or four days.... like wait till the white lads start a bit of a stir.

Simples.

KarlMarks

Brendan Bendar wrote: »

Has the PC hooked up to the ‘Labbadoors’ Hole and feedin the the Fcukker with blown pork mince hoping to generate enough power to run the device.


Needs to let it ‘settle’ for another three or four days.... like wait till the white lads start a bit of a stir.

Simples.

Shut the phuq up you stupid fat kunt.

Brendan Bendar

KarlMarks wrote: »

Shut the phuq up you stupid fat kunt.

:eek:

Da fuuuhrke !!!!

Someone must have dipped his knob in this lads soup.

I’m all broke up here....

EmmetSpiceland

Brendan Bendar wrote: »

Has the PC hooked up to the ‘Labbadoors’ Hole and feedin the the Fcukker with blown pork mince hoping to generate enough power to run the device.


Needs to let it ‘settle’ for another three or four days.... like wait till the white lads start a bit of a stir.

Simples.

I was going to “suggest” maybe a ECDL course for seniors, down at the community centre. I guess they’ll all have moved online.

‘Computing for Coffin Dodgers’, might even see a few familiar faces from the parochial house in attendance. They mightn’t recognise him unless he drops a pen, or some such.

Hector Savage

Brendan Bendar wrote: »

:eek:

Da fuuuhrke !!!!

Someone must have dipped his knob in this lads soup.

I’m all broke up here....

I reckon this lad got more than a neptunes kiss the last time he deposited a kilo of yobble into the public jax in the phoenix park.

Probably slipped in some shight on the way out too - got it on his hands .... no soap there either.

Nothing to it but get it all over the steering wheel of the 1996 Ford escort.

Brendan Bendar

Hector Savage wrote: »

I reckon this lad got more than a neptunes kiss the last time he deposited a kilo of yobble into the public jax in the phoenix park.

Probably slipped in some shight on the way out too - got it on his hands .... no soap there either.

Nothing to it but get it all over the steering wheel of the 1996 Ford escort.

Could have ‘dhropped the kex’ there at the Army grounds and got a dart of a scabby wand.

Has all the appearance of that, can’t think what else it could be.


We’ll let bygones be bygones.

Slideways

Brendan Bendar wrote: »

Could have ‘dhropped the kex’ there at the Army grounds and got a dart of a scabby wand.

Has all the appearance of that, can’t think what else it could be.


We’ll let bygones be bygones.

A certain former member of Dáil Éireann liked going for walks up that way

Brendan Bendar

Slideways wrote: »

A certain former member of Dáil Éireann liked going for walks up that way

Labour lad was he?

Slideways

Brendan Bendar wrote: »

Labour lad was he?

That’s the buchaill. Into long country walks, pastel colours, flower arranging and hanging around public toilets making a nuisance of himself

Hotblack Desiato

It was Dublin's first "park and ride" facility. Alan Dukes was caught there with his bit on the side once too

Nevin Parsnipp

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

I was going to “suggest” maybe a ECDL course for seniors, down at the community centre. I guess they’ll all have moved online.

‘Computing for Coffin Dodgers’, might even see a few familiar faces from the parochial house in attendance. They mightn’t recognise him unless he drops a pen, or some such.

A rather sour post aimed at one of the most respected posters in these parts ....won't be forgotten ..so it won't ..

Just sayin....

Brendan Bendar

Hotblack Desiato wrote: »

It was Dublin's first "park and ride" facility. Alan Dukes was caught there with his bit on the side once too

Eh... didn’t know that dusty dreary lad could could work up a bit of ‘box batther’ up on a lass.

Very surprised.

Brendan Bendar

Brendan Bendar wrote: »

Eh... didn’t know that dusty dreary lad could could work up a bit of ‘box batther’ up on a lass.

Very surprised.

He used to have the neighbours smoking after pleasuring one of his strumpets.
Hence the nickname

Brendan Bendar

MikeOxsgreen wrote: »

He used to have the neighbours smoking after pleasuring one of his strumpets.
Hence the nickname

Nickname?

What nickname?

Shuffle legs?

Brendan Bendar

Brendan Bendar wrote: »

Nickname?

What nickname?

Shuffle legs?

Smokey IIRC

EmmetSpiceland

Nevin Parsnipp wrote: »

A rather sour post aimed at one of the most respected posters in these parts ....won't be forgotten ..so it won't ..

Just sayin....

Was nothing personal, N.

When it comes to twitter links, or any non-image links, you just paste it firstly to the post. When you embed the link using the image icon or putting the IMG “tags” around it the site thinks you’re posting an image so the post appears blank.

Most of us caught on to these things quite early in our “time” on the site, but that’s ok, we all learn at different speeds.

Maybe write it down there on one of your circles of paper.