What do you find attractive?

Try_harder

Carlingford Locked wrote: »

**Generalisation alert** Have you ever actually been with a woman™?

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BilboBagOfCans

Super-Rush wrote: »

Can the op please expand on the driving part?

When a guy is really good at reversing or just kinda effortless with it, hard to explain!

stampydmonkey

The ability to both accept and scorn a well delivered fart in equal measure...but more seriously to be witty, fun loving and clued to in to general affairs and finally to live in the now ( something I really need to work on) rather than the past or future.

Ps...plus zero pretentiousness

SlowBlowin

I would describe myself as technical and obsessed by logic and practicality. I would choose rebuilding an engine over a rock concert, and the chipper to a meal out or the cinema. I am somewhere between normal and Mr. Logic from Viz.

I got called to do a job on the roof of a large urban building where a rare bird was nesting, I was troubleshooting a broadcast camera installation for a media company. I was accompanied on the roof by a french lady who worked for the company, she was attractive and intelligent if somewhat overdressed for the job (she was dressed like she was going out for a posh meal).

We were on the roof, I found the fault, but I needed a crimp tool which I had left in my toolbox one floor down, I asked her to wait a while I went for the tools. She opened her stylish handbag and produced a leatherman multipurpose tool and a roll of insulation tape and said in a soft french accent "will these help". I felt an immediate attraction (and a bit of a twitch from Junior).

Do I need help ?

SB

BuboBubo

Tall, preferably very dark eyes, black or greying black hair, and none of that manscaping sh1te thank you very much. Nice strong arms and shoulders from physical work, not steroidy though

Oh! No skinny jeans or metro-sexual clothes either...

Martina1991

Smelling nice....but not dosed in Lynx Africa either.

JJayoo

Big lips

ZX7R

women who suck on there bottom lip

Nice arms and shoulders, tall, clean teeth 😞kind and doesn't cheat.Smells nice but not too into himself, probably a manual worker, snickers pants etc.. Nice car, something old but classy lol... Actually just a non cheater tbh. will do..

poisonated

I like big butts

kfallon

Deleted User wrote: »

Nice arms and shoulders, tall, clean teeth ��kind and doesn't cheat.Smells nice but not too into himself, probably a manual worker, snickers pants etc.. Nice car, something old but classy lol... Actually just a non cheater tbh. will do..

G'wan ya MILF, I'll give ya a dart for the Xmas. PM me there, I won't cheat anyway!

kfallon

kfallon wrote: »

G'wan ya MILF, I'll give ya a dart for the Xmas. PM me there, I won't cheat anyway!

Too kind Mr. Fallon..😂

eagle eye

Blonde hair, brown eyes and you are miles ahead but it then comes down to intelligence. If you have that I'm in love.

sk8erboii

That miss universe 2018 is a real one. Spent 3 hours the other day compiling pornstars that looked like her

For research ofc

rani24

I find intelligent people very attractive

q85dw7osi4lebg

Dream lady:

Nice teeth

Good driver

Not hooked on social media

Serious booty

p1akuw47h5r3it

sk8erboii wrote: »

That miss universe 2018 is a real one. Spent 3 hours the other day compiling pornstars that looked like her

For research ofc

Google kristy Althaus... Former miss colorado

sk8erboii

DanDan6592 wrote: »

Google kristy Althaus... Former miss colorado

Nice one lad. Keep it coming

Church on Tuesday

Someone normal.

joeguevara

If you had asked me 4 months ago I would have listed off a list of purely physical attributes.

Then I woke up one morning and realized I had a thing for my best friend that’s a girl.she is obviously really beautiful but I never noticed before. The reason I developed feelings is that she is the most kind generous person I have ever met. She is the best mum to her two kids and is the funniest person I know. Anyway I told her how I felt and she said we are better off as friends.

So yea big t1ts and an arse you can spin a 50 cent piece on.

Andrew00

kfallon wrote: »

G'wan ya MILF, I'll give ya a dart for the Xmas. PM me there, I won't cheat anyway!

Do us proud Mr Fallon

1800_Ladladlad

A female who knows how to throw it back and make it clap........

Zorya

Wibbs wrote: »

Middle aged guys the worst demographic for it. If any such corners you with "Remember when/back in my day" run, feign profound deafness, and/or punch them in the goolies.

What! You don't absolutely love a story that begins like...

Ah yes, I remember it well, it was April, 1963. I was living in 23, Hollow Oaks Crescent in Harlesden, with Big Monaghan John, Oliver Rua and Fitzy from Kildare. Monaghan John had a green Ford Cortina. I was earning 7 shillings and thrupence a week at the time.

...this? Why, you Monster!! :pac:

(Good storytellers are as rare as hens teeth. I know 2. Both are actors as well. One is a woman, and the man is a well known Irish playwright. To have that kind of charisma, confidence, generosity of spirit and to also instinctively embody the art of drama is quite special. With everyone else,himself included, I am - For the love of Jesus will you hurry up and get to the place where you wrap this up!)

I find attractive -
Kindness
Smartness
Humour and wit
Self awareness
Height and physical strength - though from time to time all the rest is embodied in a smaller form and is still incredibly attractive.
Humility in the face of the unknowable cosmos.

DrPhilG

ZX7R wrote: »

women who suck on there bottom lip

Surely you mean bite their bottom lip?



Sucking their bottom lip might look a bit rare!

bot43

Slim women who look after themselves who look as good in jeans as they do in a skirt.

A woman can be as intelligent and kind as you like but if she is a fat mess who doesnt mind surplus hair she is being left on the shelf.

retro:electro

Sense of humour. Nice teeth. Someone who marches to their own beat but not in an annoying way. Confident but not cocky. Can comfort and reassure me when I need it but also put me in my place when I need that too. Someone clued in on what’s going on in the world and who you can go to a little pub alone with and still be there six hours later deep in chat (and wine)

Feisar

rgodard80a wrote: »

Boobs that can breast feed a creche (and since this is AH I have to qualify that they must be on a real biological woman).

Or a set you could stick two suck calves on and still have a drop for the house.

Dirtdrifter

Feisar wrote: »

Or a set you could stick two suck calves on and still have a drop for the house.

Yep for all the mammy's boys out there that still miss the breastfeeding

Feisar

Dirtdrifter wrote: »

Yep for all the mammy's boys out there that still miss the breastfeeding

Hahaha.

completedit

When u like a girl and they do that smile with their eyes and your heart just melts every time.