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Lahvlann: Up the reek without a coddle - 26/07 two 18 so to speak

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  • #1922
    zell12
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    Priest: "I was doing a wedding"


  • #1923
    Odyssey 2005
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    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Finding this guy a bit preachy to be honest.

    It's his show, he thinks it's ok to be preachy


  • #1924
    Dan Jaman
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    Finding this guy a bit preachy to be honest.


    It's what he's paid for. 430K at the last count.


  • #1925
    Odyssey 2005
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    50 minutes of §hîťê talk


  • #1926
    BarryD2
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    Will it be 'Holy Joe' shows for the next 3 weeks or so?


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  • #1927
    Kolten Brief Canvas
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    Uncharted wrote: »
    Such absolute nonsense from the mouths of adults is mind boggling. All these people vying to be in a cultish gang,bowing down to imaginary beings. It's beyond ludicrous. Pfffft.

    It's called brainwashing.


  • #1928
    ButtersSuki
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    De Papal Visit Holy Joe Show Estimated Fees Calulcator and dat:
    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    Fock me dat will break de Calculator.

    Current estimated fees are €2,500 for 75mins, so €2,000 per hour.

    4 hours x €2,000 = €8,000.

    Double Time on a Sunday = €16,000.

    Triple Time on a Sunday = €24,000.

    FOCK ME.

    All based on the likely low figure-een of €2,000 per hour which is likely under-estimating and dat.

    Plus dat's only allowing for on-air time. You can bet your ass there'll be a full day of rehearsals/run through on Saturday as well as a requirement to be there in advance of the air time etc. - he'll probably pull €50K out of dis nixer.

    And need anudder week off to recover.


  • #1929
    Dan Jaman
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    BarryD2 wrote: »
    Will it be 'Holy Joe' shows for the next 3 weeks or so?


    I suppose so. Whenever and wherever it can be shoved in.


  • #1930
    zell12
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    Four hour Lavhlahn Special broadcast on a Sunday!


  • #1931
    Floppybits
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    he loves the auld "so to speak" saying


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  • #1932
    Uncharted
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    Transistors and an ear piece?????


    Bahahahaha!!!! Wtf?? The man is an oaf.


  • #1933
    BPKS
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    How many days off will Joe get for wurking on the Sunday?


  • #1934
    Roger_007
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    So, de next Funny Friday is coming from de Park?


  • #1935
    Odyssey 2005
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    Ah bless


  • #1936
    Dan Jaman
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    Bonus unexpected DEATH for Joe.


  • #1937
    Roger_007
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    Normal service resumes!..........DEATH!


  • #1938
    BPKS
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    Maybe if he wasnt drunk while having a slash and talking on the phone he might not have fallen in?


  • #1939
    meep
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    Floppybits wrote: »
    he loves the auld "so to speak" saying

    Almost as much as 'By the way'


  • #1940
    zell12
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    Mother nature doing its thing.


  • #1941
    ButtersSuki
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    DoctorEdgeWild wrote: »
    Would he then have to ring in to his own show to complain about traffic or any slight changes to regulations?


    He tweeted about Operation Freeflow a few years ago with a picture of him driving at the time through Dame Street. "A friend" reported it to the Gardai at the time as a dangerous driving incident. Needless to say they never heard anything back from the Gardai since. Joe likely didn't see it as such as drink driving is ok in his book remember?


    It was likely a civil matter anyway.:rolleyes:


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  • #1942
    Odyssey 2005
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    Man gets pissed. Tries to piss into the sea,falls in and drowns. End of conversation. Thousands haven't fallen in ..!


  • #1943
    ButtersSuki
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    Floppybits wrote: »
    he loves the auld "so to speak" saying


    You really are new here if that's a new one to you...so to speak.


  • #1944
    Odyssey 2005
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    BPKS wrote: »
    Maybe if he wasnt drunk while having a slash and talking on the phone he might not have fallen in?

    STOP TALKING SENCE...THIS IS THE LIVELINE.


  • #1945
    BPKS
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    Hang on, theres a two lane road with a footpath opposite the barrier.


  • #1946
    Dan Jaman
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    Perhaps we should erect a barrier around the entire coastline to prevent anyone from falling in?
    Or... and I know this is a bit off the wall... perhaps we could all exercise a bit of common cop-on and keep away from the edge?


  • #1947
    Floppybits
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    Great day for Joe today, Church and Death.  His favorites.


  • #1948
    ButtersSuki
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    djemba djemba wrote: »
    Dee Forbes have you been listening to the last 45 mins of this




    LOL. It's 2:42. She's still on lunch. In town. She won't be back in Montrose until 4:30, just in time to leave a t 5.


  • #1949
    BarryD2
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    Sure we live on an island and there are endless places where there are open quays and cliffs and so on. People who live near them soon learn their children, just like living beside a busy road or railway line.


  • #1950
    DoctorEdgeWild
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    Really sorry that a chap has died but honestly, we can't eliminate all possible potential danger from the world.


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  • #1951
    DoctorEdgeWild
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    Joe mumbling 'Unending Grief' there. Ideal tagline for the Lahvlahn.


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